Your Princess Has Been Impaled

When you think of Super Mario Brothers, do you immediately get an image of a bloody princess being brutally impaled by a sadistically violent piranha plant? Rest assured you and your twisted mind are not alone.

super mario brothers art

An Etsy seller by the name of ceefurn has created a Mario-themed oil on canvas piece of art that appeals to our darker side. Mario is absolutely bug eyed in disbelief at the sight of his beloved Princess with a Pirahna Plant tendril piercing straight through her head. With her crown resting at a precarious angle, bright red blood drips through her hair as the callous Pirahna Plant looks on with a bloody and evil grin. If this is the Super Mario Brothers you have always envisioned, this nightmarish 38″x36″ piece will run you a very pretty $250. I guess the princess is now in the castle in the sky.

5 Responses to Your Princess Has Been Impaled

  1. soulofaqua says:

    She already was a c**kteasing b**ch, better of dead.

  2. Jim 028 says:

    Alas poor Mario, twenty-odd years of chasing after this girl and look how it ends.

    Though to be fair, you would have thought after the first couple of times she got kidnapped they would have upped the castle security a bit.

  3. bs angel says:

    I sense some resentment soulofaqua. ;)

  4. soulofaqua says:

    Sorry but my good mood is in another castle, only “plasma grenades” in this one.

  5. Ragingterror says:

    Perhaps if she hadn’t been rolling with the wrong crowd this wouldn’t have happened. :P

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