Your Princess Has Been Impaled
May 2, 2008 5 Comments
When you think of Super Mario Brothers, do you immediately get an image of a bloody princess being brutally impaled by a sadistically violent piranha plant? Rest assured you and your twisted mind are not alone.
An Etsy seller by the name of ceefurn has created a Mario-themed oil on canvas piece of art that appeals to our darker side. Mario is absolutely bug eyed in disbelief at the sight of his beloved Princess with a Pirahna Plant tendril piercing straight through her head. With her crown resting at a precarious angle, bright red blood drips through her hair as the callous Pirahna Plant looks on with a bloody and evil grin. If this is the Super Mario Brothers you have always envisioned, this nightmarish 38″x36″ piece will run you a very pretty $250. I guess the princess is now in the castle in the sky.
She already was a c**kteasing b**ch, better of dead.
Alas poor Mario, twenty-odd years of chasing after this girl and look how it ends.
Though to be fair, you would have thought after the first couple of times she got kidnapped they would have upped the castle security a bit.
I sense some resentment soulofaqua. ;)
Sorry but my good mood is in another castle, only “plasma grenades” in this one.
Perhaps if she hadn’t been rolling with the wrong crowd this wouldn’t have happened. :P