Comments on: Rights of a Husband Gamer

By: Allan

Allan — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:38:31 +0000

Yes his wife did wait in line for like 30 min and then he played it for a little while, decided he didn’t like it and had her return it. Very funny story.

Thanks, and hope to see you online

Allan (AKA TheGrundleKing on XBL)

“all hail RecLaim our clan leader”

By: bs angel

bs angel — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:31:46 +0000

Thanks for the update! Rarely do we get closure on things like this so it’s nice to know how it turned out. :)

By: Danny

Danny — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:18:42 +0000

I know this is an old topic, but I thought you all might like to know that the petition took about 90 signatures before Steve’s wife bought the game for him.

Thanks to you all for taking interest though :P

Sincerely,
Danny (AKA Reclaim on XBL)

By: Revshawn

Revshawn — Fri, 02 May 2008 02:54:33 +0000

I do not have any comment at this time.

By: Fishd

Fishd — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:48:27 +0000

I’m so lucky… my girlfriend of many years came upstairs and caught me… *ahem* I mean Niko on the receiving end of a double dance in the club. Not knowing what to say turned out to be no problem at all… my girlfriend watched the action for a moment or two, looked at me, back at the screen, back at me… chuckled, called me a ’saddo’ and went back to watching TV.

Oh, how I count my blessings. :x

By: NsU Soldier

NsU Soldier — Thu, 01 May 2008 09:56:32 +0000

What -S- said. But louder…and with a subtle inflection, revealing that this article took minutes off of my life because of “TheSven’s” ludicrous plea.

In other words….ugh.

By: ashame

ashame — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:24:08 +0000

Omg this is so sad. I would ditch my wife for real.

By: bs angel

bs angel — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:31:16 +0000

I knew you’d be back for your essay. ;)

By: -S-

-S- — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:16:26 +0000

I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW STUPID THIS IS!!!

Like he’s going to start a secret affair with a VIDEO GAME prostitute? Spending all his money at a FAKE, IN GAME strip club? Oh the humanity!!!! What will you tell the children when Daddy tries to climb into the TV set so he can start his new life with pixel-prosty, Crystal?

And Jesus, man the fuck up! I’d really hate to see what happens if your wife gets mad to the point where she decides to take your socks or your iPod because it’s filled with ‘too intense music’ Good LORD! You need to start a PETITION, because your wife won’t ALLOW YOU TO PLAY A VIDEO GAME?

Literally, when I read this I might as well just have been kicked straight in the groin. Shock – pure shock. I’ve come back to this article like 80 times in the past 2 hours.

HERE’S an idea – tell your wife she’s not allowed to watch TV, because it has images of men on it. I’m sure she’ll understand.

Then tell her she’s not allowed to listen to music with male vocals. Those guy lead singers could just swoon her away.

Follow this up with the ultimate closer – put a permanent ban on masculine words being used in the house.
Actor
Emperor
Enchanter
etc, Fuck that shit – if she hears any of these words mentioned, she may be overwhelmed with masculine urges and might leave you for another guy…no one wants that.