Sometimes a video game related shirt comes along that reminds me of how awesome my 1337 skills truly are. Other times I stumble upon something that forces me to face the reality of my complete and utter n00bish-ness. This is a case of the latter. After finding this t-shirt that features everybody’s favorite Halo 3 weapon, the Spartan Laser, I was inclined to check my laser stats on Halo3.Junk.ws. Out of approximately 1,300 games, I have managed to score a whopping 29 laser kills. An impressive feat, I know.
Purchase here : Split Reason
Price : $17.95
On this cute Halo 3-themed shirt, I relate most to the poor Spartan wielding the sword whose head is flying across the map after getting nailed with a deadly shot of direct energy. Perhaps you relate more to the mighty Spartan wielding the laser and causing mass amounts of destruction and death. Regardless of which side of the fence you find yourself on, the warning on the bottom of this shirt rings true. Beware of lasers. Well, unless I am wielding it that is. Then you really don’t have to beware anything at all.
Posted by AusQB on April 24, 2008 at 5:41 am
My god, I don’t think I could feel any more geekish than if I wore that shirt in public. I want it!
Posted by Ragingterror on April 24, 2008 at 6:30 am
I’d buy it, if nothing else just to put the words “BS Angel”, with an arrow pointing at the severed head, and “Everyone Else” (see where this is going?) on it and mail it to you.
:P
Posted by Tortacular on April 24, 2008 at 7:32 am
Wowza. Me want.
Posted by agdTinMan on April 24, 2008 at 9:09 am
Why is the man with the laser standing on the butt of a giant man crawling off the right side of the sign?
Posted by bs angel on April 24, 2008 at 9:42 am
Makes me wonder what the guy with the sword was up to if that was the case.
(My shotty, your face Ragingterror. It’s a date.)
Posted by soulofaqua on April 24, 2008 at 12:36 pm
@ bs Angel & Ragingterror
So that is how you ask a woman out for a date, I’ve done it wrong all my life then, this does explain how It went so well with my Cherry love…
Posted by Morpheus on April 24, 2008 at 7:36 pm
My Lazer goes pew pew…
Posted by skamv on April 25, 2008 at 12:52 am
I totally agree. I’m the same way a lot of times
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