You Know You Play Too Much Halo When … (2)

Some of you were disappointed when your score was not higher on the first part of the You Know You Play Too Much Halo When … quiz. Will you do better on part two or will you be forced to face the fact that you just don’t play enough Halo? That actually doesn’t sound that bad because then you would need to play more Halo just to save face amongst your Halo obsessed friends. Any excuse to score more game time, right? Maximum score is 26 again so on to the quiz, and don’t forget to let us know what you scored!

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answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when you DON’T want to ever see the Chief’s face because it will ‘ruin the dream’.
– -S-

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when it makes your calendar as “scheduled play time”.
- Andrew Alliance

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when your NCAA office pool is replaced with Griffball brackets.
- RyJen


answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when you say you saw something on ‘HBO’ and people reply that they don’t remember seeing that on TV. – ResilientMonkey

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when you love when someone asks you “What the hell is steaktacular?”
- Viraneth

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when you get mad at your best friend ’cause he’s getting his Halo tattoo first.
- Diseray

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when you think how cute it would be to own a MC ‘my little pony’.
- -S-

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when your Lotus Notes email alert is “Wort wort wort!”
- mendicantbias00

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when you schedule your work vacations around the release of Halo 2 and Halo 3.
- calidan777

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when you take cover after seeing a laser pointer sight.
- 104

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when you realize that the reason there are only 49 achievements is because the 50th is your divorce.
- Vincabo

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when you chuckle every time you see your clock say 3:43 or 1:17.
- Colonel Z

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when the phrases BXB, BXR, P2, noscope, and OS are all natural things to you.
- -S-

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when you look for the index in a public library.
- Al

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when you can say omglolololololololololololololololololol.
- gruntkiller99

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when you have a plan in case the Covenant attack.
- Master Pickles

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when you’re upset that anyone would even create a contest callling it: “You know you play to much Halo when…” as if that’s even possible. – Diseray

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when you say Halo …
instead of Hello.
- FireStormx64

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when someone says they play ‘Gears of War’ or ‘Call of Duty’ and you have to restrain yourself from blurting out laughter/ or rolling your eyes. – -S-

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when you wrote your own program to automatically back up every Halo 3 screenshot you ever take to an off-site archive. – Xor1an

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when your first thought when a city or area of the country comes up is ‘Who do I know from Halo who lives there?’ – Sigafoos

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when you brag to your friends you bulltrued with a noscope.
- Viraneth

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when you know what bulltrued with a noscope means.
- Viraneth

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when most of these jokes apply to you AND your six year old son.
- calidan777

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when you fantasize about Cortana …
a LOT.
- -S-

answer boxYou know you play too much Halo when you’ve ever woken up in the Halo 3 theater …..
(- Xor1an)

  • and you don’t remember playing the game you’re looking at
  • and you find film clips you’ve taken from the film that you don’t remember
  • and those film clips are on your file share
  • and posted in the bungie.net forums
  • and uploaded to YouTube.

Another very special thank you to ResilientMonkey for all his help with compiling this series of articles and a thank you to everybody who submitted lines as well!

25 Responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Ph4de on April 18, 2008 at 3:51 am

    i got 44…

    divided by 2…

    minus 1. :)

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  2. Oh noes, I only got 7. I must Halo.

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  3. 11 from this week, 10 from last week… 22 wort wort wort!!!

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  4. 9 this week, 10 last week for a possible score of 19/52.

    Shit. I need to fire up the XBox again.

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  5. hmmm….I got 37 out of 26…

    added with my score from last week, I got a 71 out of a possible 52

    I think I can go higher.

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  6. I only scored 15, but I gave myself 2 points for the backing up screenshots one becuase I actually spent all day yesterday writing a script and perfecting it to do just that…after I lost a bunch of shots I took for a panoramic. Still…I really don’t play that much Halo at all…

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  7. I don’t know which makes me smile more, that I made the list two weeks in a row or that the h.b.o headline for this refers to mine.

    P.S. I did make an account over on the forums, but then I got really busy and haven’t gotten around to posting an introduction under “Member Profiles”. I’ll get around to that… eventually.

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  8. Posted by Gatchaman on April 18, 2008 at 7:25 am

    I got 8, coupled with the 9 from last week… 17/52! :o
    …Scratch that! I’m getting back on my 360 right away! ;)

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  9. Oh man. I lost count of how many apply to me. But I can honestly say it’s a resounding “Most of them”.
    Well done Angel.

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  10. Posted by Druke on April 18, 2008 at 8:49 am

    Eh, 7 this time, for total of 11. Mostly because I haven’t had time or gold live account -_-;; Stupid real life, eh?

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  11. one that was missing is that you cry because you’re too ill to play Halo 2 on it’s release date….

    sad but true

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  12. Unfortunately I don’t play Halo that much so I can’t really tally up a score here. But all those lines are hilarious :)

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  13. 16. Ouch!

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  14. Posted by Sebaasman2 on April 18, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    I got a 23.

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  15. Posted by Crazyeye0 on April 18, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    9? what? Aparantly playing Halo constantly everyday isn’t playing “Too much” Halo *Rolls eyes* everyone knows there’s no such thing as “Too much Halo”.

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  16. Posted by cayman on April 18, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    “You Know You Play Too Much Halo When …”

    …thats all you talk about

    …you start seeing clouds that look like covenant ships (hehe, I’ve seen many)

    …thats all you do on your spare time

    …you check daily to see if the halo movie is going to pick back up

    …thats all what your MySpace page looks like

    …you know what the name and content of the image is in your 56,348 image collection

    …you sue Microsoft cause they made Bungie make Halo 2 for Vista only

    …you already found a way to make halo 3 play on a ps3 in 1 week

    …you wont get out of the house when its on fire

    …you realized you play to much halo

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  18. Hmmm, I only got a 6 this time :( BUT, 6 is 1 less than 7!!!!

    Coincidence? I think not!

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  19. Posted by Vendetta on April 19, 2008 at 9:12 am

    You know you’ve played too much Halo if you hear a car approaching you from behind, and immediately try checking your radar to find it.

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  20. Posted by BBJynne on April 19, 2008 at 9:56 am

    i only got 6 too

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  21. Posted by gruntkiller99 on April 19, 2008 at 10:34 am

    i got 13
    and one of mine made the list, so im freakin bout that.

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  22. Posted by Hirork on April 19, 2008 at 7:40 pm

    “You know you play too much Halo when you fantasize about Cortana… a LOT.”

    No thats called being a guy

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  23. 1rst on 13 2nd one 18

    HAHAHAHAHA awesome

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  24. “You know you play too much Halo when you fantasize about Cortana… a LOT.”
    Sorry im not a boy so no i dont fantacize about her but i do stare at my chief stuff and fantasize bout him cause he looks soo awesome wort wort wort

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  25. Posted by Silver on September 12, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    3

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