Hawty McBloggy Invites You to Play

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   Posted by snorkle256 on April 17, 2008 at 11:30 am

   Very Informative!

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   Posted by ClandestineMan on April 17, 2008 at 11:44 am

   I wish YouTube was not blocked at work for me. Will have to check this out later.

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   Posted by Sigafoos on April 17, 2008 at 11:49 am

   I also can’t watch right now but I assume it says to follow her around saying ‘omg a girl!!’ Then ask her out.

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   Posted by soulofaqua on April 17, 2008 at 12:19 pm

   if you meet a girl say cheesy lines like ” I want to enter your base, shall I enter from the front or the rear”, “wanna play pacman? I’ll be pacman, you the pellets and I will munch you all night long!” the lines they come back again for more revenge!!

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   Posted by Groxx788 on April 17, 2008 at 1:45 pm

   WOW, I didn’t know that I’m gonna try it! /Sarcasm

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   Posted by Jonathan on April 17, 2008 at 3:26 pm

   Be sure to Halohump them all the time too. They love that.

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   Posted by Talli on April 17, 2008 at 4:43 pm

   Oh. So THAT is where they all get the idea.

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   Posted by silvercube on April 17, 2008 at 4:48 pm

   The More You Know… :)

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   Posted by Venus Envy on April 17, 2008 at 5:03 pm

   This video is only funny because it’s sadly true.. they forgot to add the “don’t forget to send pictures of yourself doing something funny!” …even though its not.. it’s just dumb. trust me.

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    Posted by agdTinMan on April 17, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    It also works if you replace “girl” with “someone who works at Bungie”.

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    Posted by Venus Envy on April 17, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    Thats so true.. but you forget the line “hey can i haz recon?” or the “hey bungie guy.. wanna party up?”

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    Posted by ashame on April 17, 2008 at 11:20 pm

    I can’t imagine people really doing this kinda stuff.

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    Posted by CodeMonkey76 on April 17, 2008 at 11:45 pm

    The secluded life some gamers lead is really really sad. For some of them out there, conversation over xbox live with a girl is a big step in their social maturation.

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    Posted by Jason O on April 18, 2008 at 5:46 am

    Sounds a lot like how I met my wife!

    (Ok, not really)

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    Posted by Ragingterror on April 18, 2008 at 7:01 am

    Oh glorious sarcasm.

    Desperation knows no bounds, it seems.

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    Posted by NsU Soldier on April 18, 2008 at 11:04 am

    Usually I don’t do anything when I meet a girl on LIVE. But now that TV has told me to do otherwise, I shall!

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    Posted by Susie on April 18, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    oh my dear god. hilarious!!!

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    Posted by Twilight Ronin on April 18, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    Does this apply to girls you already know irl, that you party up with online?

    Either way I now know how to get lots more women into my games! XD

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    Posted by johpan on April 19, 2008 at 10:00 pm

    I lol’d. The voice really did it for me because it’s TOTALLY the stereotypical nerd stalker gamer voice.

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    Posted by Ross on April 22, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    lol i never thought about that. i usually play games with my friend manda and she usually fucks around with guys. and wat if the “girl” is a 45 year old fat guy with a high voice? thatd be akward

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