Many Halo 3 fanatics fantasize about Master Chief. Males simply wish they were him (I know some of you have a Master Chief costume in your closet) and females wish they could be with him. Skipping through a fragrant lush meadow holding hands amongst the wild flowers and butterflies sort of be with him (not the other kind, you perverts). Other people obsessed with the Halo series find themselves dreaming of everybody’s favorite female AI. The fantasy of being Cortana can now become a reality with this neat gadget for your shower.
The LED Shower Light, which is expected to be available in mid-May for $44.95, illuminates your shower stall with a brilliant blue glow quite similar to the familiar glow that our favorite AI character basks in. There is a small downside though. The LED light is temperature controlled meaning it shines blue when the temperature is a cool 89 degrees or less but then switches to red when it goes above that mark. Yes, it will be cold but that just means you need Master Chief in there to warm you up. He said to wake him if you need him. Well guess what? It’s time to get up.
Source [geeksugar]
Posted by Johnus Maximus on April 15, 2008 at 5:10 am
I thought there would be nothing greater than my yellow rubber duck shower head, but this proves me wrong!
Posted by Serge on April 15, 2008 at 6:13 am
Ha! Does Chief take off his uniform when he takes a shower? I hope he does when he goes to bed. Who likes muddy boots under the sheets?
Posted by -S- on April 15, 2008 at 6:21 am
Angel, I’m very disappointed in the deception laid out by this article’s title.
“APPEAR LIKE Cortana WHILE in Your Shower” would probably clear up some confusion, for your readers who read the title the way it is, and quickly scuffled about the room closing their blinds and dimming the lights.
….which I totally didn’t do or anything.
*cough*
Posted by Sigafoos on April 15, 2008 at 7:05 am
You should only be allowed to have this if you spend your time in the shower making bad Halo puns.
‘This is the way the dirt ends.’
‘This loofah will become your home. This loofah will become your tomb.’
Posted by soulofaqua on April 15, 2008 at 8:24 am
Me Angel -S- is speaking wise words this time around I also thought it was a bit more… spicyer,but still cool
Posted by Socket29 on April 15, 2008 at 8:42 am
Even if it does change to red, you will still look like Cortana. Does no one remember Halo 1? She constantly changed from blue to violet to red.
Posted by NsU Soldier on April 15, 2008 at 8:47 am
At Thinkgeek there’s also something for your kitchen faucet too. Pretty cool, if you ask me.
Posted by bs angel on April 15, 2008 at 9:40 am
This title is much better than what I initially wrote, that’s for sure. LOL, …
Posted by -S- on April 15, 2008 at 10:05 am
….uhhhh Socket, Cortana def. went shades of greenish, to shades of bluish, but she never ever went red.
:) Thanks, Soulofaqua I knew someone out there had to agree witHEY!! what do you mean, “this time around”??
Posted by Socket29 on April 15, 2008 at 11:01 am
Normal: Blue/Purple
Angry: Pink/Green
Flattered: Pinkish
Rampant: Changes between Normal and Green with Orange eyes
From Halopedia…
She never quite makes it to red, but she gets pretty close sometimes.
Posted by soulofaqua on April 15, 2008 at 12:22 pm
*waves hand infront of -S-* You like SoulofAqua he is great, he does not think you are easily fooled, you will brush your buns.
Posted by Yanni Oblivion on April 15, 2008 at 12:46 pm
That shower-head is useless and cool in equal measures.
If only I had the money…..
Posted by thecanvasgrey on April 16, 2008 at 3:57 pm
For some reason every time I look at this picture I think of singing:
“Pour some geeksugar on mmmmmme.”