Guitar Hero for Noobs

Raining Blood, a Slayer song featured on Guitar Hero 3, is the bane of my gaming existence. I have battled this nightmarish tune several times over and failed each and every time. I even unlocked the Blowin’ It achievement (fail any song 10 times) on this song. I think the only way I could ever beat it is by using the special guitar featured on this clever t-shirt.

noob edition guitar hero shirt

Purchase here : spreadshirt.com
Price : $24.90
Colors : Available in powder blue, black, chocolate, light pink, and red

This simple but funny t-shirt features a guitar shaped controller with one big button. No more ridiculous hammer-ons and pull-offs. No more getting pinky cramps from stretching too far for the orange button. No more failing absolutely ridiculous songs like Raining Blood. While almost $25 is a bit steep for a t-shirt in my opinion, the design is almost cute enough to make me consider it. Almost.

8 Responses to Guitar Hero for Noobs

  1. I share your feelings towards Raining Blood. Neversoft ought to be ashamed of themselves for including such a rediculously hard song in Guitar Hero.

    Shame on them.

    I still find myself trying to beat it on Hard, but just can’t seem to get past Mosh 1.

    :(

  2. Socket29 says:

    That shirt is funny! Sad thing, however, I have never played Guitar Hero. :(

  3. snyper says:

    The really sad thing is, my friend can beat TTFAF on expert but he can’t 5-star Raining Blood on expert. I had to get his help on beating it on hard, accursed Mosh 1…

  4. bs angel says:

    I have beaten every single song on Hard, except this one. I actually became so frustrated with it that I stopped trying. Now I just hear that song and my blood pressure goes up. I have never made it past Mosh 1, even with star power. UGH.

  5. Gabe says:

    I have had the exact same exprience as you, I have also never beaten mosh 1 before, i even got the Blowin It achievement on that song on hard as well.

    why did they have to make that song so hard!

  6. John says:

    lmao, thats an awsome t-shirt, I’m going to get one!

  7. Chuck says:

    Not only is the song hard as hell to get past, but it sucks too… making repeat plays even more unbearable. Ugh.

  8. Ji says:

    lulz nubz i beat raining blood on expert =). keep trying, guys. Just keep practicing Mosh1 on slow and you’ll get it.

    Aweeeesome shirt.

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