The First Virtual Peeing Video Game

One of my favorite things about playing the Nintendo Wii is the numerous attachments you can add to the controller that enhance the overall gaming experience. My personal add-on collection includes a tennis racket, golf club, and baseball bat. I have been wanting to purchase the sword attachment for a while now but a new attachment has hit the market that has suddenly taken over the top spot on my want list. Dubbed the Wiimote belt harness, it basically doubles as a strap-on. Apparently the good people at Nintendo know how to get down and dirty like the rest of us.

The Wiimote Harness is a necessary component in order to play the Japanese title Super Pii Pii Brothers. What is Super Pii Pii Brothers? Well it’s exactly what it sounds like.

A series of toilets are presented on screen and the challenge is to tilt your body to control a never-ending stream of pee. Get as much pee in the toilets as you can while spilling as little on the floor as possible. Sounds easy eh? Well the toilets open and close whack-a-mole style and occasionally the stray cat or other cute critter pops up. Spray a cat for extra points. Get too much pee on the ground and your game is over. With realistic fluid dynamics for the pee and over 100 different bathrooms from bars and palaces to automatic Japanese style toilets you’ll be entertained for hours. And wait until your friends see the multi-player mode with dueling pee streams…

Boasting amazing realistic pee fluid dynamics, Super Pii Pii Brothers is clearly the next must have game. Help promote good bathroom skills by adding the bundle (which includes the game and attachment) to your Wii library via Think Geek. I would tell you how much it costs, but it would have to be a real product to have that information.

*Go have more April Fool’s fun at Think Geek. Be sure to check out the Defendius Labyrinth Security Lock and the Betamax to HD-DVD Converter. They both made me giggle!