Top Ten Halo Pick-Up Lines, Again

*I am currently out of town, relaxing my spring break away. In lieu of writing this morning, I am opting to indulge myself just a little and sleep in. Thus I would like to offer you a reposting of an article I originally wrote eight months ago. I can’t believe it’s been that long, how time flies when you are having fun! Perhaps you read this last August. Or maybe this will be new to you. Regardless, enjoy an article that is one of my personal favorites. ‘Cause I’m geeky like that.

It’s a fact of life, some people use Xbox Live to hit on the chicks. The same tired pick-up lines get a little old after a while though. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day” and “Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love” will get you nowhere with the gamer girls. If you want to impress the females playing Halo, might I suggest some more subject appropriate phrases?

These are all original Halo-inspired pick-up lines I lovingly handcrafted myself. One of the keys to success with using lines is originality. If the girl has heard it before, it probably won’t work. So rest assured these haven’t been used yet and therefore increase your chances of scoring. You can come back and thank me after you are done getting some virtual action.

Top 10 Halo Pick-Up Lines

I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.
This is one of those sickingly cutesy lines. Very sweet with zero chance you will get slapped.

Do you need a Magnum because I’ve got one right here for you. In my pants.
If you are going to use this line, you better have something large to back it up. You whip out something that does the damage of a H2 needler and there is going to be disappointment. The ladies want the long barrel.

As soon as I came near you, the announcer said “unfreakinbelievable” and I would tend to agree.
Another one that won’t be taken offensively. Keep in mind you have a better chance of this line bringing success if you are actually on a killing spree. The ladies love a man with some serious skillz.

Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb.
This one is likely to get a groan but inside she will be giggling. It may help if you say it super cheesy. Da BOMB yo!

With the weapons I just need to hit “X” to pick them up. Does that work for you as well?
Very straight forward and your intentions are clear. If she shoots you down, make sure there is at least a power weapon close by. That way you can use the same technique on the rockets to make yourself feel a little better. Hey, at least you scored something.

You are impressed with how I handle my sniper? You should see what I can do with the weapon I pack under my armor.
You may be able to sell it, but can you follow through as well? If the girls want your package, you better have a 10 star delivery.

I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode.
You may get hit with this line. You may get lucky with it too. Make sure you are good enough to back it up on the slight chance your offer is accepted. You don’t just want to just bring her shields down, you want the bomb detonated explosion.

*eyeing the breast plate* I am a master dual wielder. Mind if I give those a go?
If you use this one, be sure to stand next to a dual wieldable weapon. That way if she starts to raise her arm like she is going to hit you, you can back up and shout, “I was talking about that plasma rifle right there! Geez!”.

I was following the indicator of where to score and it brought me to you.
While it’s direct and to the point, this line is not horribly offensive. If she gets upset just tell her you are new to the game, don’t know the map, and thought you were supposed to follow the icons.

I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?
This is a hilariously cheeky line. Use it on the girl who is defending the base to maximize your chances. Just watch out for a shotgun blast to the face as you come sneaking in. Access is not always granted.

*Disclaimer : These won’t really work. Good luck trying though.