My Shotty, Your Face

One evening I was playing some Halo 3 multiplayer with my fellow TTL Gunslingers and Multiflag on Standoff loaded up. There is nothing I love more than playing defense on that map with my favorite close range weapon. Most of the time I can successfully defend the base by myself, assuming I have my go to weapon. To my chagrin someone in front of me grabbed my shotty, hopped into the warthog, and called for a passenger and gunner. Let’s just say I made that person immediately step out of the vehicle, find a different weapon and drop my shotgun. Oh yes, sometimes I am that player. That is why this is my perfect shirt.

Purchase here : Split Reason
Price : $18.95

Available in classic Halo green, this shirt features my favorite weapon front and center. Do you share my passion for shotgunning n00bs? It may be time to tell the world. I just hope your shotty is loaded with actual ammunition. Mine typically shoots glitter and butterflies. Maybe not deadly but certainly a beautiful aftermath. The shirt doesn’t say I actually kill the people I am shooting. See? I can still wear it too.