Friday Caption Fun, Round 5
March 28, 2008 136 Comments
Friday has rolled around once again. I am not only ready for the weekend, but I am also ready for spring break. I will be going out of town tomorrow which means I really need to start packing. Needless to say, I don’t consider that to be a pleasant activity. Please help me procrastinate by entertaining me with your witty captions! Before we start, let’s recap last week’s rather humorous submissions.
- “Hi, I’d like a splazer with a extra battery pack and for my son *points down*, a happy Maul.” (spartan013nl)
- “John excitedly played ski ball for hours and hours on end, earning ticket after ticket. After countless games, 2 tons worth of tickets and a trip to the prize counter, John was told he only had enough for the glow in the dark fangs, or a plasma pistol. It was at that moment, the Chief realized – ChuckECheese sucks.” (-S-)
- “Spartan: “Credits WILL be fine.” Elite: “No, they won’t! What, you think you’re some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I’m a Sangheili, mind tricks don’t work on me, only money!”” (PhantomX182)
- “Jerry didn’t think there was anything scarier than the Soup Nazi, until he bought Halo 3 and an Xbox Live account…NO GUNS FOR YOU!” (Mid7night)
- “Umm ya…this “Cortana” AI that you gave me keeps nagging me. I want a refund.” (JelloPuddinPup)
The nagging should be clearly labeled on the package, eh? Now, on to this week’s screenshot. It was officially titled “Why Me?” but I know there is a much better caption for it. Your mission? Save me from packing. Do you accept? Well of course you do. So start captioning!
Author: Abcel
“The Hills Are Alive With The Sounds Of………Trip Mines?”
Hey guys….uhh…I dont wanna play monkey in the middle anymore!
OH HEAR ME! GREAT AND MIGHTY SPARTAN GOD HALOIS!!! I fight for you! I shoot for you! I frag for you! I am your humble servant! I call upon you now! Hear my cries! Hear my plea! My warthog is busted! I’m out of ammo! My team lies in chaos! GREAT HALOIS! How can this happen! We cannot lose! We fight for your glory and your honor! I implore thee! Rain down upon me thy beauty and power! Bestow upon me your grace! Spawn upon me your GOLDEN MINES OF TRIPPING!
COME ON, just throw me the rope already! *mumbles* stupid monkey
Oh hai! I can has more minez pleez?
madBOX20 beat me to it.
It’s Halo: The Musical. Coming to Broadway this Fall. There will be blood, bullets, and SINGING!
yes i am rich, I AM RICH
Isn’t this hayabusa armor just fabulous!
It was then that Ignatius realized that being buried alive wasn’t such a good idea.
These new tanning reflectors are FAB-U-LOUS!
“You love me!! you REALLY love me!!!!”
Caught in the moment and under the bright lights… the eager young starlet failed to realize that no, the audience did not love her. The critics reviews would have been even harsher, if she were still alive to read them.
Ta-Da!
*feminine voice* “LOOK HOW SPAR-KA-LIE!!”
She’s a witch, burn her!
After only 2 hours playing blackjack jimmy finds himself ahead.
Oh God why hast thou forsaken me?
(I an’t believe no one thought of this yet)
This Skyjack medal will defenately gets me RECON!
It wasn’t until after setting up the trip mines that Steve realized that his camp’s perimeter was too small for the camp to fit inside.
Heys guys! Wanna come join me? It’s fu- *BOOM*
And at that time, Red unknowingly gave “Bling Bling” a whole new meaning.
“And I’m about to re-enact the destruction of the Statue of Liberty as seen in that movie no one remembers.”
Jane! Get me out of this crazy thing!
Despite his explosive performance, and much to his dismay, the Spartan was eliminated from ‘American Idol’. Later attempts on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ proved equally futile.
::cue Aladdin theme song::
“A Whole New Worrrrrlllllld,
a fantastic place I’ll never s…………”
#Trip mines, glorious trip mines! All gold, glowin’ an’ ‘slodie!#
Zachari LaCombe – NO! Bad!! No more of that!! you can’t submit EVERY caption with LOLCats it doesn’t WORKKKKKLKJDF:HAFHDHFJSHFM<EQp wHats happening to societyyyyyyyyyy
No 1: Where’s Bob?
No 2: I dunno. Maybe he tripped?
BOOM.
Together: He tripped.
Tigers are mean
Tigers are fierce
Tigers have teeth
And claws that pierce !
Tigers are nimble
And light on their toes
My respect for tigers
Continually grows!
Tigers are great
They’re the toast of town
Life’s always better
When a tiger’s around !
….Can I come up now please, Hobbes? PLEASE?
“It’s gunna be rainin’ MEN!”
I wanted to be… a lumberjack!
Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria. The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus!
With my best buddy by my side, we’d sing! Sing! Sing!
‘Little higher! Just a little higher!’
If you don’t get it, go watch ROTJ again, as you clearly haven’t seen enough Star Wars…
Trip mines! FOR EVERYONE!!
lol at DerFreishutz
That is Awesome!!
Piggybacking on the success of their ‘Ghost of Lockout’ from Halo 2, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL_pJJ36pn0
Bungie’s ‘Trip Mine Fairy of Sandtrap’ didn’t fare as well as originally expected.
O sole mio
sta ‘nfronte a te!
O sole
O sole mio
sta ‘nfronte a te!
sta ‘nfronte a te!
(with background music from the Spartan & Elite Orchestra)
It was then that the Kleenex commercial took a terrible turn…
Uh…hey honey…i’ll be a little late tonight
Warthog launching just isn’t the same without a warhog.
#1 You totally stole that thought right out of my head!
For whatever reason the Spartan found himself stranded on an island full of trip mines. Whilst making a large “HELP” signal, a pelican flew over head. Sadly the Pilot mistook the unfinished signal as a friendly, but albeit, poorly spelled “HELO”.
okay one more…
He he he he… they’ll never get to me…I to heavily defended…oh wait…crap
This will re-define the term “hot mess.”
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!!!
Wait, metal gear solid 4 is coming out?
Awww cr…. BOOM!!!!
I’m Super, thanks for asking!!
C’mon guys, please! I know I’m a Freshman, but couldn’t I just stick my tongue to the frozen flagpole instead!?
BE FREE MY CHILDREN…
It wasn’t until then did i realize i was completely F*cked.
If I stay where I am and dont move a bit i don’t think they will see me and then i can be FRE…BAMM!
“Oh bs angel! If only you had picked my caption last week, it would not have had to come to this!”
“Please Forge Responsibly”
“The psychological damage from trying to unlock all of Halo 3′s multiplayer achievements was evident..”
LoL Mid7night, well done
“Fame! I’m gonna live for ever, I’m gonna learn how to fly- high!”
As Johny stood as still as he could, posing for the drawing class, he began to ask for a rest when… well…. he tripped.
Goodbye, Cruel World!
(Cheesy, but it fits his expression perfectly.)
“GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD! I shall be gone… forever more.” *tear* followed by a conspicuous lack of explosion. Wilde then kicked one of the dud mines and said, “I knew I shouldn’t of ordered these damn things from ACME!”
I AM the dog-bowl MASTER!
LOL, I could come up with these things all day!
“Hey, you in the Hornet, yea YOU. Stop throwing giant contraceptives at me!”
“So… if you can get 300 live trip mines around a single spartan, without them blowing up, you can get the Golden Warthog?”
ALL YOUR BOMBS ARE BELONG TO US
Alas, poor Yorick!
“Quick! Throw me a radar jammer, an empty rocket launcher and a warthog tire!”
[MacGyver theme song starts playing]
Don’t push… There’s enough for EVERYONE!
Frankie’s usual Humpday Challenge antics.
Everything’s coming up roses for me, and for you!
“Throw the ‘nade guys, then I’ll finally be able to fly”
Why, WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN?!I…… wish i went to more space pizza partys.
Let my trip mines GO!
Father! Do you love me now?!
Hey guys? I don’t like this game anymore! …Hello?
Can I go now?
Okay… okay… Highschool Musical 3 has open auditions and I think that lead guy isn’t in it… What do you think of this pose? You think I’ll get the part? I’m prettier than Zach Ephron and he has nothing compared to my “guns”.
“Mama mia mama mia, mama mia let me go!”
lol @ bohemian rhapsody
Ladders are for pansies. Real men blast themselves where they need to be.
OK, Who rigged the respawn system?!
OR
Dude, wouldn’t it be easier just to ASK her out?
OR
Haha! This’ll keep dem kids from stelin’ mah newspapers!!
OR
Perhaps Joel recreated the “mine scene” from Behind Enemy Lines TOO well.
~I~
I PAY THIS MUCH 4 RECONZ
“I am the very model of a modern Major General, I’ve information animal, vegetable and mineral…”
”If this works Bungie better give me recon” Red thinks as he patiently waits for the warthog.He then screams “You hear me Bungie i do this all for you.”
After four hours, Red finally realized they spawned him here on purpose.
Trip Mine! I Choose You!
Okay…I would have preferred roses for that performance, but tripmines are fine…
Come join me brothers, together we shall ascend into recon!
The Spartan Space Program gets off to a rocky start.
Or
I’m a blast me a hole STRAIGHT to CHINA!
“My arm’s falling asleep, my legs are numb, and – JOHN! Don’t you DARE throw another one over here, or so help me!”
You better make a statue of me because I saved ALL of you!
In Homer Simpson voice: “SAVE ME JEBUSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!” lol
Throw me the sack, I’ve found the motherload!
OR
Sing, sing, SING!
Mr. Scott, One to beam up. *Never, ever is it “Beam Me up Scotty”!*
As we can clearly see, Bungie should’ve allowed for a helicopter upgrade
Wait until they see me on Broadway!
*Horrible Resident Evil voice acting* —Noooo! Don’t go!!!!
CONFETTI!!!
The Titanic Song
Spartan (singing):
Near, Far,
wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on.
(dramatic)
SOMEWHERE MAH HEART WILL GO OOON!
Come on down boys! It’s all clear! Nothing to worry about!
SUPERSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAI MOM! I’m Is on the televizun nao!
And I’ll do it my waaaaaaay!!!
I like Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeans!!!!!
I’M INVINCIBLE!
*BOOM!*
*You are full of bombs
-ancient arcade reference
“Wait a minute, these aren’t rims!”
“OK, you can bring in the new two-seat Banshee any time!”
“Ares! I will make you pay!”
or something like that, God of War
“OK, I moved my food.”
“OK, now put your hand up, slowly.”
“How will that help me get out?”
“Who’s the trip mine expert here?”
“OK.”
“All right, you’re home free”
“Really? Thanks.”
*BOOM*
“Dude, you owe me $5.”
“I didn’t believe he could be such a sucker and look like one too.”
The Spartan realized much to late that these were not stage lights at all…and that his musical would never be finished..
Free Love!
Ok this isn’t funny anymore!Hey what are you doing with those fusion cor-*BOOM!*
or
Im a spartan,get me out of here!
“IT’S TIME TO DIE!!!!”
“Tooooooo…….THE MOON!!!”
It became apparent that the performance of Romeo and Juliet would not go as planned once a heckler began throwing
Tripmines noto the stage. Here are some of the final moments of the the lives of the lead roles……
“O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love……
Oooh Look, a Glowing Beeping Frisbee!”
If you looked up the word “newb” on wikipedia I’m pretty sure it would say “See above photo ^^^^^”
or
People might still think I’m cool because I have this sword strapped to my back!
Meanwhile, at Cortana’s bachelorette party, the crap REALLY hit the fan when Mr. Stripper popped out of the Trip Mine Cake a taaaaad too early.
This Hari-kiri is gonna be awesome!!!
Spartan: Fabulous!
“I’m comin’, Elizabeth!”
(Okay, like 4 people are gonna get that, and they will all be over 40. But I don’t care, I am stickin’ with it!)
“O GR8 CEELING CAT! I asked 4 fud… I can’t nom on dese.. ”
Icanhazcheezburger.com
Hey guys, I just heard! I’m gonna be a dad—BOOM!
When they said “Don’t ask for Recon”, they weren’t kidding around.
Ah…so this is how frankie wins the humpday challenges
Nowadays people don’t throw rotten tomatoes at the opera singers…they throw trip mines!
Look Ma…I hit da jackpot…so are…what are these anyways?
Know one ever saw Bob again after that faithful day he asked for Recon…
Cortana… I was only joking…
The eagles have come to help…wait a second… THERE CROWS…%^&*
Hey Frankie…are you sure this is how you get the flaming helmets?
I wonder if this weight loss program will really work?
Okay..I think im addicted now…SOME ONE STOP ME FROM POSTING
Off we go, into the wild blue yonder, flying high INTO THE SUN!!!
The large metal coins of the Yapp islanders are both attractive and intrinsically valuable, but they make getting a Diet Coke damn difficult.
This is going to hurt but at least I’ll go out with a bang.
1. “Hmm. I might be able to diffuse these. HEY, THROW ME THE SCREWDIVER!”
2. The tripmines I might survive, but the quicksand might be a problem…
3. “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!”
And on the 8th day, God played a joke on a certain spartan. And the world did laugh, and the trip mines did blow, and guts rained down upon the sand forevermore.
this is the best easter ever oh shit these aren’t eggs
This isnt what I mean when I said, “Let’s blow them away!”
“um… hey guys?… how do you crouch wa-” -BOOM-
—
“hey, i really CAN taste the rainbow!”
—
“DAMN LEPRECHAUNS!!!”
—
“I… REGRET… NOTHING!!!”
“Ladies and Gentlemen, IT’S SATURDAY NIIIIIIGHT!”
*looks around to make sure no one’s looking*
SUPERSTAR!
*asplodes*
Trust me guys… the automatic explosive makeup dispensers will make me look absolutely FABULOUS!
I’m screwed…
Dammit Bill Gates why couldn’t I just retire like Sonic did!
Come On! Jump Down! I’ll catch you, there’s nothing to worry about!
umm…guys?!?!?!
…umm….srsly…I’m done playing…
GUYS!?!?!
TODAY!?!?!?!
…now u know y ur not supposed to eat nachos while playing Halo