Friday Caption Fun, Round 5

halo 3 screenshotFriday has rolled around once again. I am not only ready for the weekend, but I am also ready for spring break. I will be going out of town tomorrow which means I really need to start packing. Needless to say, I don’t consider that to be a pleasant activity. Please help me procrastinate by entertaining me with your witty captions! Before we start, let’s recap last week’s rather humorous submissions.
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  • “Hi, I’d like a splazer with a extra battery pack and for my son *points down*, a happy Maul.” (spartan013nl)
  • “John excitedly played ski ball for hours and hours on end, earning ticket after ticket. After countless games, 2 tons worth of tickets and a trip to the prize counter, John was told he only had enough for the glow in the dark fangs, or a plasma pistol. It was at that moment, the Chief realized – ChuckECheese sucks.” (-S-)
  • “Spartan: “Credits WILL be fine.” Elite: “No, they won’t! What, you think you’re some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I’m a Sangheili, mind tricks don’t work on me, only money!”” (PhantomX182)
  • “Jerry didn’t think there was anything scarier than the Soup Nazi, until he bought Halo 3 and an Xbox Live account…NO GUNS FOR YOU!” (Mid7night)
  • “Umm ya…this “Cortana” AI that you gave me keeps nagging me. I want a refund.” (JelloPuddinPup)


The nagging should be clearly labeled on the package, eh? Now, on to this week’s screenshot. It was officially titled “Why Me?” but I know there is a much better caption for it. Your mission? Save me from packing. Do you accept? Well of course you do. So start captioning!

Author: Abcel
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136 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 5

  1. madBOX20 says:

    “The Hills Are Alive With The Sounds Of………Trip Mines?”

  2. Hey guys….uhh…I dont wanna play monkey in the middle anymore!

  3. E says:

    OH HEAR ME! GREAT AND MIGHTY SPARTAN GOD HALOIS!!! I fight for you! I shoot for you! I frag for you! I am your humble servant! I call upon you now! Hear my cries! Hear my plea! My warthog is busted! I’m out of ammo! My team lies in chaos! GREAT HALOIS! How can this happen! We cannot lose! We fight for your glory and your honor! I implore thee! Rain down upon me thy beauty and power! Bestow upon me your grace! Spawn upon me your GOLDEN MINES OF TRIPPING!

  4. COME ON, just throw me the rope already! *mumbles* stupid monkey

  5. Oh hai! I can has more minez pleez?

  6. A Shaky Shotgun says:

    madBOX20 beat me to it.

    It’s Halo: The Musical. Coming to Broadway this Fall. There will be blood, bullets, and SINGING!

  7. PapstJL4U says:

    yes i am rich, I AM RICH

  8. Nosolee says:

    Isn’t this hayabusa armor just fabulous!

  9. Herr General says:

    It was then that Ignatius realized that being buried alive wasn’t such a good idea.

  10. WNxSajuukCor says:

    These new tanning reflectors are FAB-U-LOUS!

  11. sparki says:

    “You love me!! you REALLY love me!!!!”

    Caught in the moment and under the bright lights… the eager young starlet failed to realize that no, the audience did not love her. The critics reviews would have been even harsher, if she were still alive to read them.

  12. Lethalreap says:

    Ta-Da!

  13. MdgtsArDshbgs says:

    *feminine voice* “LOOK HOW SPAR-KA-LIE!!”

  14. Minorred says:

    She’s a witch, burn her!

  15. Deten says:

    After only 2 hours playing blackjack jimmy finds himself ahead.

  16. Fuseli says:

    Oh God why hast thou forsaken me?

  17. El SMokaman says:

    (I an’t believe no one thought of this yet)
    This Skyjack medal will defenately gets me RECON!

  18. DotFortune12 says:

    It wasn’t until after setting up the trip mines that Steve realized that his camp’s perimeter was too small for the camp to fit inside.

  19. Ph4de says:

    Heys guys! Wanna come join me? It’s fu- *BOOM*

  20. Retinence says:

    And at that time, Red unknowingly gave “Bling Bling” a whole new meaning.

  21. failedparachute says:

    “And I’m about to re-enact the destruction of the Statue of Liberty as seen in that movie no one remembers.”

  22. Lt Colonel Tzu says:

    Jane! Get me out of this crazy thing!

  23. Zeuss says:

    Despite his explosive performance, and much to his dismay, the Spartan was eliminated from ‘American Idol’. Later attempts on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ proved equally futile.

  24. Retinence says:

    ::cue Aladdin theme song::
    “A Whole New Worrrrrlllllld,
    a fantastic place I’ll never s…………”

  25. BlastedTheWorm says:

    #Trip mines, glorious trip mines! All gold, glowin’ an’ ‘slodie!#

  26. -S- says:

    Zachari LaCombe – NO! Bad!! No more of that!! you can’t submit EVERY caption with LOLCats it doesn’t WORKKKKKLKJDF:HAFHDHFJSHFM<EQp wHats happening to societyyyyyyyyyy

  27. Cailus says:

    No 1: Where’s Bob?
    No 2: I dunno. Maybe he tripped?

    BOOM.

    Together: He tripped.

  28. DerFreishutz says:

    Tigers are mean
    Tigers are fierce
    Tigers have teeth
    And claws that pierce !

    Tigers are nimble
    And light on their toes
    My respect for tigers
    Continually grows!

    Tigers are great
    They’re the toast of town
    Life’s always better
    When a tiger’s around !

    ….Can I come up now please, Hobbes? PLEASE?

  29. Jonathan Fisk says:

    “It’s gunna be rainin’ MEN!”

  30. Sigafoos says:

    I wanted to be… a lumberjack!

    Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria. The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus!

    With my best buddy by my side, we’d sing! Sing! Sing!

  31. Dracc says:

    ‘Little higher! Just a little higher!’

    If you don’t get it, go watch ROTJ again, as you clearly haven’t seen enough Star Wars…

  32. Chaelek says:

    Trip mines! FOR EVERYONE!!

  33. lol at DerFreishutz
    That is Awesome!!

  34. -S- says:

    Piggybacking on the success of their ‘Ghost of Lockout’ from Halo 2, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL_pJJ36pn0
    Bungie’s ‘Trip Mine Fairy of Sandtrap’ didn’t fare as well as originally expected.

  35. Tyrone Hawk says:

    O sole mio
    sta ‘nfronte a te!
    O sole
    O sole mio
    sta ‘nfronte a te!
    sta ‘nfronte a te!

    (with background music from the Spartan & Elite Orchestra)

  36. Mid7night says:

    It was then that the Kleenex commercial took a terrible turn…

  37. Keiran says:

    Uh…hey honey…i’ll be a little late tonight

  38. DiscipleN2k says:

    Warthog launching just isn’t the same without a warhog.

  39. Dan says:

    #1 You totally stole that thought right out of my head!

  40. For whatever reason the Spartan found himself stranded on an island full of trip mines. Whilst making a large “HELP” signal, a pelican flew over head. Sadly the Pilot mistook the unfinished signal as a friendly, but albeit, poorly spelled “HELO”.

  41. Keiran says:

    okay one more…

    He he he he… they’ll never get to me…I to heavily defended…oh wait…crap

  42. Woody says:

    This will re-define the term “hot mess.”

  43. John CB says:

    GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!!!
    Wait, metal gear solid 4 is coming out?
    Awww cr…. BOOM!!!!

  44. Soulofaqua says:

    I’m Super, thanks for asking!!

  45. Mid7night says:

    C’mon guys, please! I know I’m a Freshman, but couldn’t I just stick my tongue to the frozen flagpole instead!?

  46. Keiran says:

    BE FREE MY CHILDREN…

  47. Penguinish says:

    It wasn’t until then did i realize i was completely F*cked.

  48. Keiran says:

    If I stay where I am and dont move a bit i don’t think they will see me and then i can be FRE…BAMM!

  49. petetheduck says:

    “Oh bs angel! If only you had picked my caption last week, it would not have had to come to this!”

  50. petetheduck says:

    “Please Forge Responsibly”

    “The psychological damage from trying to unlock all of Halo 3′s multiplayer achievements was evident..”

  51. -S- says:

    LoL Mid7night, well done

  52. Bud the Chud says:

    “Fame! I’m gonna live for ever, I’m gonna learn how to fly- high!”

  53. architectnid says:

    As Johny stood as still as he could, posing for the drawing class, he began to ask for a rest when… well…. he tripped.

  54. edlinfan says:

    Goodbye, Cruel World!

    (Cheesy, but it fits his expression perfectly.)

  55. architectnid says:

    “GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD! I shall be gone… forever more.” *tear* followed by a conspicuous lack of explosion. Wilde then kicked one of the dud mines and said, “I knew I shouldn’t of ordered these damn things from ACME!”

  56. architectnid says:

    I AM the dog-bowl MASTER!

  57. architectnid says:

    LOL, I could come up with these things all day!

  58. architectnid says:

    “Hey, you in the Hornet, yea YOU. Stop throwing giant contraceptives at me!”

  59. Bleet Tameheart says:

    “So… if you can get 300 live trip mines around a single spartan, without them blowing up, you can get the Golden Warthog?”

  60. Briareos H says:

    ALL YOUR BOMBS ARE BELONG TO US

  61. Mojo says:

    Alas, poor Yorick!

  62. zukan says:

    “Quick! Throw me a radar jammer, an empty rocket launcher and a warthog tire!”

    [MacGyver theme song starts playing]

  63. Raulboy says:

    Don’t push… There’s enough for EVERYONE!

  64. Mercutio2000 says:

    Frankie’s usual Humpday Challenge antics.

  65. angelofbacon says:

    Everything’s coming up roses for me, and for you!

  66. McGrude says:

    “Throw the ‘nade guys, then I’ll finally be able to fly”

  67. Spartan-546 says:

    Why, WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN?!I…… wish i went to more space pizza partys.

  68. H2Own says:

    Let my trip mines GO!

  69. Dan the Stick says:

    Father! Do you love me now?!

    Hey guys? I don’t like this game anymore! …Hello?

    Can I go now?

  70. Valentine says:

    Okay… okay… Highschool Musical 3 has open auditions and I think that lead guy isn’t in it… What do you think of this pose? You think I’ll get the part? I’m prettier than Zach Ephron and he has nothing compared to my “guns”.

  71. Lazy Assailant says:

    “Mama mia mama mia, mama mia let me go!”

    lol @ bohemian rhapsody

  72. zzombie13 says:

    Ladders are for pansies. Real men blast themselves where they need to be.

  73. Impervium says:

    OK, Who rigged the respawn system?!

    OR

    Dude, wouldn’t it be easier just to ASK her out?

    OR

    Haha! This’ll keep dem kids from stelin’ mah newspapers!!

    OR

    Perhaps Joel recreated the “mine scene” from Behind Enemy Lines TOO well.

    ~I~

  74. Izzinatah says:

    I PAY THIS MUCH 4 RECONZ

  75. Afrit007 says:

    “I am the very model of a modern Major General, I’ve information animal, vegetable and mineral…”

  76. tyler says:

    ”If this works Bungie better give me recon” Red thinks as he patiently waits for the warthog.He then screams “You hear me Bungie i do this all for you.”

  77. Retinence says:

    After four hours, Red finally realized they spawned him here on purpose.

  78. RefinedSolid says:

    Trip Mine! I Choose You!

  79. Dan the Stick says:

    Okay…I would have preferred roses for that performance, but tripmines are fine…

  80. Babamthegrunt says:

    Come join me brothers, together we shall ascend into recon!

  81. DiscipleN2k says:

    The Spartan Space Program gets off to a rocky start.

    Or

    I’m a blast me a hole STRAIGHT to CHINA!

  82. Rift says:

    “My arm’s falling asleep, my legs are numb, and – JOHN! Don’t you DARE throw another one over here, or so help me!”

  83. FireStormx64 says:

    You better make a statue of me because I saved ALL of you!

  84. Caboose1495 says:

    In Homer Simpson voice: “SAVE ME JEBUSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!” lol

  85. GundamX67 says:

    Throw me the sack, I’ve found the motherload!

    OR

    Sing, sing, SING!

  86. Bradley S. says:

    Mr. Scott, One to beam up. *Never, ever is it “Beam Me up Scotty”!*

  87. Bradley S. says:

    As we can clearly see, Bungie should’ve allowed for a helicopter upgrade

  88. Cory says:

    Wait until they see me on Broadway!

  89. WT Snaks says:

    *Horrible Resident Evil voice acting* —Noooo! Don’t go!!!!

  90. ElDrJanItor says:

    CONFETTI!!!

  91. ElDrJanItor says:

    The Titanic Song

    Spartan (singing):

    Near, Far,
    wherever you are,
    I believe that the heart does go on.
    (dramatic)
    SOMEWHERE MAH HEART WILL GO OOON!

  92. Bootsman says:

    Come on down boys! It’s all clear! Nothing to worry about!

  93. 343winks says:

    SUPERSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  94. wolf says:

    HAI MOM! I’m Is on the televizun nao!

  95. Shaun555 says:

    And I’ll do it my waaaaaaay!!!

  96. Ervin Sholpnick says:

    I like Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeans!!!!!

  97. xp194 says:

    I’M INVINCIBLE!

    *BOOM!*

  98. General Vagueness says:

    *You are full of bombs
    -ancient arcade reference

    “Wait a minute, these aren’t rims!”

    “OK, you can bring in the new two-seat Banshee any time!”

    “Ares! I will make you pay!”
    or something like that, God of War

    “OK, I moved my food.”
    “OK, now put your hand up, slowly.”
    “How will that help me get out?”
    “Who’s the trip mine expert here?”
    “OK.”
    “All right, you’re home free”
    “Really? Thanks.”
    *BOOM*
    “Dude, you owe me $5.”
    “I didn’t believe he could be such a sucker and look like one too.”

  99. J23 says:

    The Spartan realized much to late that these were not stage lights at all…and that his musical would never be finished..

  100. Shu Sam Chen says:

    Free Love!

  101. DragonKnight08 says:

    Ok this isn’t funny anymore!Hey what are you doing with those fusion cor-*BOOM!*

    or

    Im a spartan,get me out of here!

  102. Tech Artistt says:

    “IT’S TIME TO DIE!!!!”

  103. MarkCeol says:

    “Tooooooo…….THE MOON!!!”

  104. UEG PaniK says:

    It became apparent that the performance of Romeo and Juliet would not go as planned once a heckler began throwing
    Tripmines noto the stage. Here are some of the final moments of the the lives of the lead roles……
    “O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
    Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
    Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love……
    Oooh Look, a Glowing Beeping Frisbee!”

  105. TTL Nodak says:

    If you looked up the word “newb” on wikipedia I’m pretty sure it would say “See above photo ^^^^^”

    or

    People might still think I’m cool because I have this sword strapped to my back!

  106. Aaron says:

    Meanwhile, at Cortana’s bachelorette party, the crap REALLY hit the fan when Mr. Stripper popped out of the Trip Mine Cake a taaaaad too early.

  107. Kosnar says:

    This Hari-kiri is gonna be awesome!!!

  108. Blinding says:

    Spartan: Fabulous!

  109. Elnea says:

    “I’m comin’, Elizabeth!”

    (Okay, like 4 people are gonna get that, and they will all be over 40. But I don’t care, I am stickin’ with it!)

  110. Inseln says:

    “O GR8 CEELING CAT! I asked 4 fud… I can’t nom on dese.. ”

    Icanhazcheezburger.com

  111. WT Snaks says:

    Hey guys, I just heard! I’m gonna be a dad—BOOM!

  112. Yellow Six says:

    When they said “Don’t ask for Recon”, they weren’t kidding around.

  113. Keiran says:

    Ah…so this is how frankie wins the humpday challenges

  114. Keiran says:

    Nowadays people don’t throw rotten tomatoes at the opera singers…they throw trip mines!

  115. Keiran says:

    Look Ma…I hit da jackpot…so are…what are these anyways?

  116. Keiran says:

    Know one ever saw Bob again after that faithful day he asked for Recon…

  117. Keiran says:

    Cortana… I was only joking…

  118. Keiran says:

    The eagles have come to help…wait a second… THERE CROWS…%^&*

  119. Keiran says:

    Hey Frankie…are you sure this is how you get the flaming helmets?

  120. Keiran says:

    I wonder if this weight loss program will really work?

  121. Keiran says:

    Okay..I think im addicted now…SOME ONE STOP ME FROM POSTING

  122. MasterCheifn says:

    Off we go, into the wild blue yonder, flying high INTO THE SUN!!!

  123. zzombie13 says:

    The large metal coins of the Yapp islanders are both attractive and intrinsically valuable, but they make getting a Diet Coke damn difficult.

  124. verd says:

    This is going to hurt but at least I’ll go out with a bang.

  125. Dibs says:

    1. “Hmm. I might be able to diffuse these. HEY, THROW ME THE SCREWDIVER!”

    2. The tripmines I might survive, but the quicksand might be a problem…

    3. “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!”

  126. Revshawn says:

    And on the 8th day, God played a joke on a certain spartan. And the world did laugh, and the trip mines did blow, and guts rained down upon the sand forevermore.

  127. Mags89 SBG says:

    this is the best easter ever oh shit these aren’t eggs

  128. Captianant says:

    This isnt what I mean when I said, “Let’s blow them away!”

  129. lostguru585 says:

    “um… hey guys?… how do you crouch wa-” -BOOM-

    “hey, i really CAN taste the rainbow!”

    “DAMN LEPRECHAUNS!!!”

    “I… REGRET… NOTHING!!!”

  130. Ngorso says:

    “Ladies and Gentlemen, IT’S SATURDAY NIIIIIIGHT!”

  131. Hoovaloov says:

    *looks around to make sure no one’s looking*

    SUPERSTAR!

    *asplodes*

  132. Viraneth says:

    Trust me guys… the automatic explosive makeup dispensers will make me look absolutely FABULOUS!

  133. Keiran says:

    I’m screwed…

  134. Keiran says:

    Dammit Bill Gates why couldn’t I just retire like Sonic did!

  135. Lovemuffin says:

    Come On! Jump Down! I’ll catch you, there’s nothing to worry about!

  136. n88bmunch3r says:

    umm…guys?!?!?!
    …umm….srsly…I’m done playing…
    GUYS!?!?!
    TODAY!?!?!?!
    …now u know y ur not supposed to eat nachos while playing Halo

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