Can you believe that Friday is already upon us? Luckily for me that means it’s the day you entertain me with some witty captions! Last week I gave you a rather simple screenshot by first glance but there was just something about it that sparked lots of creativity with everybody. While I would love to list all 165 captions, I somehow managed to narrow it down to this handful of gems.
- “Sooo…uhhh….is it my turn to drive yet?” (mendicantbias00)
- “Oh Hai! I can have lift plz?” (xp194)
- “Stop messing around back there or I will turn this thing around and go back home!” (darkr790)
- “For the last time Jim, the staring contest is over!” (Jonathan)
- “No, dummy… if you can’t see in, they can’t see out!” (XMixMasterX)
- “Jurassic Park Revisited: Where is the goat?!” (Mojo)
- “It was around this moment that Blue decided to invest in some curtains.” (Mintz)
- “Figures… and I still don’t have the Mongoose Mow Down yet.” (BSB belpers)
So many people loved that screenshot. I’ve got another good one for you this week that is officially called “chow time”. While that title is appropriate, it isn’t particularly funny. I know you can do better! Go ahead and hit me with your best captions for this uniquely angled shot.
Author: Hibachi123
Posted by ZZoMBiE13 on March 14, 2008 at 3:02 am
BLAAARG!
Posted by mendicantbias00 on March 14, 2008 at 3:34 am
Gojiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Posted by RyJen on March 14, 2008 at 4:57 am
Don’t move. It can’t see you if you don’t move!
Posted by Penguinish on March 14, 2008 at 4:58 am
Oh this one is just begging for the complete obvious of current internet fads.
“om nom nom nom”
Posted by mendicantbias00 on March 14, 2008 at 5:08 am
Elite: “Oooh a piece of candy!”
Posted by madBOX20 on March 14, 2008 at 5:47 am
“Silly Elite, Spartans are for kids”
Posted by mendicantbias00 on March 14, 2008 at 5:59 am
“Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the Grifball Arena…”
Posted by ausqb on March 14, 2008 at 6:01 am
Damn. mendicantbias00 stole my caption! Ah well…
“GOJIRA! IS GOJIRA!”
Posted by mendicantbias00 on March 14, 2008 at 6:13 am
Sorry ausqb, it was too good to pass up! =D
“Squishing your chief, squishing your chief!”
Posted by Dan the Stick on March 14, 2008 at 6:15 am
Yum!
Posted by Dan the Stick on March 14, 2008 at 6:16 am
Hye, it kinda looks like I’m going to eat you.
Posted by mendicantbias00 on March 14, 2008 at 6:20 am
“i think i threw up a little….oh! yup there he goes!”
Posted by Dan the Stick on March 14, 2008 at 6:23 am
Hey, kinda looks like I’m gonna eat you.
Posted by Dan the Stick on March 14, 2008 at 6:23 am
Junior’s not so junior anymore…
Posted by Dan the Stick on March 14, 2008 at 6:25 am
“NO! You can’t have Recon!”
Posted by Mintz on March 14, 2008 at 6:34 am
Red Spartans: You can’t eat just one!
Posted by -S- on March 14, 2008 at 6:36 am
Why is it in horror movies, you ALWAYS trip?
Posted by John CB on March 14, 2008 at 6:37 am
Tastes better than food nipple.
Posted by SPCTRE on March 14, 2008 at 6:46 am
“Precipitate Repast? What kind of name for a ship is that? Shipmaster? Shipmaster? – Heeeeeeelp!”
Posted by Mid7night on March 14, 2008 at 6:51 am
Kidney stones? Here, take one of these…
…of course, once the he breaks up the kidney stones with the Gravity Hammer, you still have to pass the hammer. X_X
Posted by 7he grunt w/a plasma pistol on March 14, 2008 at 6:58 am
When Pac-Man missed his rabies shot.
Posted by Mercutio2000 on March 14, 2008 at 7:09 am
“This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember, all I’m offering is the truth, nothing more.”
Posted by Max Nochez on March 14, 2008 at 7:14 am
Oooo yum yums!!
Posted by Salen on March 14, 2008 at 7:15 am
“Wocka Wocka Wocka Wocka”
Posted by Retinence on March 14, 2008 at 7:17 am
“Sit boy, sit! das a good boy! Speak boy, speak! da………”
Posted by Retinence on March 14, 2008 at 7:20 am
Only then did Red remember that his oven was, in fact, on.
Posted by DragonFire5380 on March 14, 2008 at 7:20 am
For pete’s sake! I told you THIS GRAVITY HAMMER IS NOT A TOOTHBRUSH!!!
Posted by DragonFire5380 on March 14, 2008 at 7:22 am
It was at this moment that the spartan realised that he had a can of spinach in his pocket….
Posted by petetheduck on March 14, 2008 at 7:24 am
Elite-gojira catches his own Spartan-zushi.
Posted by petetheduck on March 14, 2008 at 7:25 am
Host’s film reveals what REALLY happens when a player is killed “by the Guardians”
Posted by Sigafoos on March 14, 2008 at 7:28 am
I *knew* someone would beat me to it; damn you, Penguinish!
(that’s my submission ^^)
Posted by UrsusArctos on March 14, 2008 at 7:35 am
“Honey, I blew up the Elite…no, not that way…I mean… Heeeeeeeeeelp!”
Posted by Bigglesworth on March 14, 2008 at 7:41 am
Yum! A Gummy Spartan!
Posted by Morpheus on March 14, 2008 at 7:55 am
Y’know somebody made a better picture JUST like that, but it was with the Arbiter on the Hornet section of the Covenant and his eyes were closed. Banshee.
It’s titled Arby Hungry!!
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/Default.aspx?player=FuryOfTheKatana
Check it out!!
Posted by gangsterreus on March 14, 2008 at 8:00 am
Blark-Honk
(referring to RvB episode 61, where the alien (elite) got introduced)
Posted by Elnea on March 14, 2008 at 8:04 am
Mmmmmm! Tastes like chicken!
Posted by Xor1an on March 14, 2008 at 8:04 am
“Alright, very funny. Who set the custom powerup traits to 300% size?”
Posted by HeftyButterfly on March 14, 2008 at 8:09 am
Proof that the Heimlich maneuver works
Posted by Ghost on March 14, 2008 at 8:29 am
Tonight… we dine… in HELL
Posted by Ghost on March 14, 2008 at 8:30 am
This… is… SPARTA
Posted by sttng7 on March 14, 2008 at 8:33 am
“Two words man, breath mint”
Posted by Kato on March 14, 2008 at 8:39 am
“I’m crushing your head!”
Posted by CBD on March 14, 2008 at 8:43 am
crunchy on the outside, chewy in the middle… yum :)
Posted by FoxmanFX on March 14, 2008 at 8:46 am
Betcha can’t eat just one!
Give it Arby! He’ll eat anything!
When Red was told the Jaws of Doom were closing on him, he didn’t think it was literally!
Posted by Dracc on March 14, 2008 at 8:50 am
‘Chuda bah ni wanna? Di gah’ha Rancor bolos!’ -Jabba the Hutt
Translated: ‘You think you can trick me? Then you will face the Rancor!’
Posted by agdTinMan on March 14, 2008 at 8:57 am
Om nom nom nom!
Posted by BBJynne on March 14, 2008 at 9:01 am
I thought you’d like to know….that your breath stinks! *is eaten*
Posted by Ripper714 on March 14, 2008 at 9:01 am
Bungie introduces their new joint project with Namco: Pac-Man Elite edition.
Posted by Valentine on March 14, 2008 at 9:03 am
“Oohh! I can haz MCburger?”
Posted by Gatchaman on March 14, 2008 at 9:07 am
Recent attempts to clean the giant Sangheili’s teeth had failed miserably…
Posted by RyJen on March 14, 2008 at 9:36 am
yeah, very funny guys. Giant Elite behind me. Suuureeee.
Posted by Cailus on March 14, 2008 at 9:37 am
Johnny dear, you know that MJOLNIR armour is bad for your teeth…come now dear, spit the little human out…
Posted by RyJen on March 14, 2008 at 9:38 am
I’m NOT Ultraman!
Posted by mendicantbias00 on March 14, 2008 at 9:48 am
“Where’s Mothra when you need her?!?”
Posted by Woody on March 14, 2008 at 9:59 am
FRANKIE: Well, due to balance issues, the Pac-Man Mod never really caught on.
Posted by Aidsterramma on March 14, 2008 at 10:04 am
“Do you eat the red ones last?”
Posted by I RIFT I on March 14, 2008 at 10:24 am
“Mr. Speilberg, Bruce is busted again! He exploded this time.”
Bruce was the nickname of the mechanical shark from Jaws.
Posted by HBNPlague on March 14, 2008 at 10:28 am
Tonight’s special on the National Geographic Channel: When Elites Attack
Posted by Darren Toner on March 14, 2008 at 10:34 am
Buy our new cherry flavored Spartans!!
Posted by Shu Sam Chen on March 14, 2008 at 10:39 am
It’s Mario and Bowser all over again…
Posted by Alekat on March 14, 2008 at 10:52 am
Headline: Ringwraith attacks hobbits in strange Grif-like world.
Posted by Jordan on March 14, 2008 at 11:01 am
“Spartans–it does a body good.”
Posted by Lazy Assailant on March 14, 2008 at 11:10 am
Dum…….dum
dum……dum
dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum….
Posted by Lazy Assailant on March 14, 2008 at 11:22 am
*BURP*
Posted by Mercutio2000 on March 14, 2008 at 11:25 am
When I get hungry, I go to Arby’s. Where does Arby go when he gets hungry? Foundry’s.
Posted by MasterCheifn on March 14, 2008 at 11:38 am
“Dude, I think Leeroy’s having a bad trip. Maybe he should lay of the acid for a while.”
Posted by BSB belpers on March 14, 2008 at 11:40 am
Mute it before you Chew it!
Posted by BSB belpers on March 14, 2008 at 11:40 am
They melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Posted by Slothboy on March 14, 2008 at 11:42 am
GET IN MAH BELLEY!
Posted by BSB belpers on March 14, 2008 at 11:44 am
My first thought was to do something with the old Kix cereal slogan, but #6 by madBOX20, the Trix version was so damn good I didn’t even bother! Great one madBOX20.
Posted by xp194 on March 14, 2008 at 11:46 am
Red spartan realised that letting the blue elite get the final smash powerup was probably going to be one of his worst, and last, mistakes…
Posted by MdgtsArDshbgs on March 14, 2008 at 12:12 pm
WHEN DID JAWS GET A HELMET?!!!
Posted by Gloreh on March 14, 2008 at 12:17 pm
One tonne of fiber-packed deliciousness!
Posted by Ticonderoga117 on March 14, 2008 at 12:21 pm
RUUUN! IT’S GODZILLA!
Posted by phatJacob07 on March 14, 2008 at 12:30 pm
“For the last time, my name is NOT Jonah!”
Posted by phoenixfire360 on March 14, 2008 at 12:32 pm
”So this is the SangheliGigantus that ive heard so much about.” Red thought as he ran away
Posted by mendicantbias00 on March 14, 2008 at 12:33 pm
*Red Spartan watching the carnage later in Theatre*
“Man, that Cloverfield monster sure gets around…”
Posted by Retinence on March 14, 2008 at 12:46 pm
“Jaws 3000: Jaws in Space”
A Spielberg/ Bungie Production
Posted by A Shaky Shotgun on March 14, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Robosaurus has a new look and a new diet. Spartans beware!!
Posted by Lovemuffin on March 14, 2008 at 1:14 pm
NOT AGAAAIINN!!!
Posted by Rk4n3 on March 14, 2008 at 1:16 pm
ugh a bloody hairball!!!
Posted by Impervium on March 14, 2008 at 1:21 pm
“HAI!!!!”
OR
“Don’t let this be you! Buy Tic-Tacs!”
Posted by Hunt270 on March 14, 2008 at 1:31 pm
” Stupid growth cream!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! “
Posted by General Vagueness on March 14, 2008 at 1:33 pm
I still don’t know how that tiny Spartan carried a normal-sized frag grenade.
Wow, shrapnel shaped like a person… is that ironic or just weird?
I know they want to be prepared for everything, but I think the UNSC really screwed up with these new Spartan-IVs.
Posted by Higgins113 on March 14, 2008 at 1:43 pm
CHECK MY TEETH!
Posted by DragonKnight08 on March 14, 2008 at 1:44 pm
*Play Jaws Theme Here*
or
The sequal to clovefield “Cloverfield 2:Far From Home”
Posted by Hoovaloov on March 14, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Elite:……………boo.
MC: AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!
Posted by Clip on March 14, 2008 at 1:54 pm
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
Posted by erik on March 14, 2008 at 2:05 pm
This time Arby’s gonna eat you!!
Posted by darkr790 on March 14, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Hey theres no point running of because you weren’t asked for a close up.
Posted by tanaka on March 14, 2008 at 2:23 pm
“WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA”
Posted by Havok Se7en on March 14, 2008 at 4:09 pm
“I don’t bite… Unless you’re into that sort of stuff.”
Posted by Hacker113 on March 14, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Hud look out!
Posted by Not Sid on March 14, 2008 at 4:49 pm
IMMA FIRIN MA LAZAR!!!!
Posted by newguy2445 on March 14, 2008 at 4:51 pm
During production of H3, “Elite lovers” ambushed the Bungie studios and changed the game to how they wanted it.
H3: JAWS
It was then that Billy realised, don’t piss off the big elite
Posted by Fish Muffin on March 14, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Red realized too late that an abandoned nuclear plant with a leaking core would not “be a pretty cool place for tag”.
Posted by Fearsome Visage on March 14, 2008 at 6:08 pm
OMG ITS GODZIRRA!!!!
Posted by WC Snaks on March 14, 2008 at 6:14 pm
“Ian freeze! Get rid of the flare!”
Posted by Samurai on March 14, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Just when you thought you’d never need a Megazord
Posted by Tombo on March 14, 2008 at 6:44 pm
“LOL, Cant catch me without legs!”
Posted by stavie on March 14, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Spartans fun to shoot, more fun to chew
Posted by t0rm3n7 on March 14, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Blue Santa hates me!!!!
Posted by Brian Choi on March 14, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Sarge – “Andy, your little alien friend is being OVER PROTECTIVE! Translate: I am not food!”
Posted by ReleasetheMonk on March 14, 2008 at 10:51 pm
KAAAAHN!
Posted by J23 on March 14, 2008 at 11:16 pm
The Shark was sick that day, so Bay decided to up the effects and bring in the Shangelli.
Posted by Herr General on March 15, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Spartan Tooth Floss, now in a new Spartan shaped(and flavored!) capsule!
Posted by BSB belpers on March 15, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Real funny guys… haha… that was’t a cave.
Posted by brainwreckedtech on March 15, 2008 at 1:19 pm
The Arbiter gets caught spanking it….again.
Posted by brainwreckedtech on March 15, 2008 at 1:21 pm
On a related note….
OK, I’ll just turn around and let you….JEEZ, can’t it wait ’til I leave?!?!
Posted by David on March 15, 2008 at 1:24 pm
It’d be awesome to be that Spartan, as long as I had a truckload of morphine.
Posted by brainwreckedtech on March 15, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Oh what the hell, one more…
Elites get cranky when they don’t finish “practicing their mantra.”
Posted by TR1NITY on March 15, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Feed me, Seymour! Feed me!
Posted by Socket29 on March 15, 2008 at 1:51 pm
See, I told you! That stupid Jaws gametype should be played on Foundry, not on Last Resort!
Posted by Mojo on March 15, 2008 at 2:19 pm
After Rita Repulsa chanted the magic words, the Red Tyrannosaurus Zord turned onto it’s driver, forcing the Red Ranger to run for his life…
Posted by darklotusspartan on March 15, 2008 at 3:40 pm
“This is why I left Japan!!”
Posted by darklotusspartan on March 15, 2008 at 3:45 pm
- It looks like Godzilla, but due to International copyright laws, it’s not.
Posted by darkdh on March 15, 2008 at 5:13 pm
As bob saw the beast before him, he only could hope that the SOB about to eat him would get indigestion.
Posted by Blake on March 15, 2008 at 10:45 pm
I have a couple:
“Don’t eat the burritos!”
“Run…While you still can!”
“Spread the legacy!”
“Sometimes, you need to spawn next to the exploding bomb in order for things to get better”.
Posted by MERLIN on March 15, 2008 at 11:43 pm
“You were eaten by the Guardians”
Posted by Mojo on March 16, 2008 at 3:41 pm
“Pinoccichief then built a fire inside the Elites stomach, causing the massive beast to sneeze. With a loud “CHOOO!” Pinocchichief was launched into the air…”
Posted by DIESEL2 on March 16, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Curse you, little red Demon!! Come back here with my lollypop!
Posted by DIESEL2 on March 16, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Oh I got another….
Even the coveted Gravity Hammer was no match for Elite breath…
Posted by Babamthegrunt on March 16, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Oh no! They ate Red, quick form Voltron!
Posted by Dibs on March 16, 2008 at 10:52 pm
My mind just jumped to the aliens from the whole alein versus predator series.
Posted by Nosolee on March 16, 2008 at 11:34 pm
wort wort wort.
Posted by Arbiter419 on March 22, 2008 at 7:35 am
wort wort wort!
Posted by Afrit007 on March 22, 2008 at 11:34 am
“I love the Hayabusa armor, but i’m always hungry 10 minutes after eating ‘em.”