Friday Caption Fun, Round 3
March 14, 2008 127 Comments
Can you believe that Friday is already upon us? Luckily for me that means it’s the day you entertain me with some witty captions! Last week I gave you a rather simple screenshot by first glance but there was just something about it that sparked lots of creativity with everybody. While I would love to list all 165 captions, I somehow managed to narrow it down to this handful of gems.
- “Sooo…uhhh….is it my turn to drive yet?” (mendicantbias00)
- “Oh Hai! I can have lift plz?” (xp194)
- “Stop messing around back there or I will turn this thing around and go back home!” (darkr790)
- “For the last time Jim, the staring contest is over!” (Jonathan)
- “No, dummy… if you can’t see in, they can’t see out!” (XMixMasterX)
- “Jurassic Park Revisited: Where is the goat?!” (Mojo)
- “It was around this moment that Blue decided to invest in some curtains.” (Mintz)
- “Figures… and I still don’t have the Mongoose Mow Down yet.” (BSB belpers)
So many people loved that screenshot. I’ve got another good one for you this week that is officially called “chow time”. While that title is appropriate, it isn’t particularly funny. I know you can do better! Go ahead and hit me with your best captions for this uniquely angled shot.
Author: Hibachi123
BLAAARG!
Gojiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Don’t move. It can’t see you if you don’t move!
Oh this one is just begging for the complete obvious of current internet fads.
“om nom nom nom”
Elite: “Oooh a piece of candy!”
“Silly Elite, Spartans are for kids”
“Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the Grifball Arena…”
Damn. mendicantbias00 stole my caption! Ah well…
“GOJIRA! IS GOJIRA!”
Sorry ausqb, it was too good to pass up! =D
“Squishing your chief, squishing your chief!”
Yum!
Hye, it kinda looks like I’m going to eat you.
“i think i threw up a little….oh! yup there he goes!”
Hey, kinda looks like I’m gonna eat you.
Junior’s not so junior anymore…
“NO! You can’t have Recon!”
Red Spartans: You can’t eat just one!
Why is it in horror movies, you ALWAYS trip?
Tastes better than food nipple.
“Precipitate Repast? What kind of name for a ship is that? Shipmaster? Shipmaster? – Heeeeeeelp!”
Kidney stones? Here, take one of these…
…of course, once the he breaks up the kidney stones with the Gravity Hammer, you still have to pass the hammer. X_X
When Pac-Man missed his rabies shot.
“This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember, all I’m offering is the truth, nothing more.”
Oooo yum yums!!
“Wocka Wocka Wocka Wocka”
“Sit boy, sit! das a good boy! Speak boy, speak! da………”
Only then did Red remember that his oven was, in fact, on.
For pete’s sake! I told you THIS GRAVITY HAMMER IS NOT A TOOTHBRUSH!!!
It was at this moment that the spartan realised that he had a can of spinach in his pocket….
Elite-gojira catches his own Spartan-zushi.
Host’s film reveals what REALLY happens when a player is killed “by the Guardians”
I *knew* someone would beat me to it; damn you, Penguinish!
(that’s my submission ^^)
“Honey, I blew up the Elite…no, not that way…I mean… Heeeeeeeeeelp!”
Yum! A Gummy Spartan!
Y’know somebody made a better picture JUST like that, but it was with the Arbiter on the Hornet section of the Covenant and his eyes were closed. Banshee.
It’s titled Arby Hungry!!
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/Default.aspx?player=FuryOfTheKatana
Check it out!!
Blark-Honk
(referring to RvB episode 61, where the alien (elite) got introduced)
Mmmmmm! Tastes like chicken!
“Alright, very funny. Who set the custom powerup traits to 300% size?”
Proof that the Heimlich maneuver works
Tonight… we dine… in HELL
This… is… SPARTA
“Two words man, breath mint”
“I’m crushing your head!”
crunchy on the outside, chewy in the middle… yum :)
Betcha can’t eat just one!
Give it Arby! He’ll eat anything!
When Red was told the Jaws of Doom were closing on him, he didn’t think it was literally!
‘Chuda bah ni wanna? Di gah’ha Rancor bolos!’ -Jabba the Hutt
Translated: ‘You think you can trick me? Then you will face the Rancor!’
Om nom nom nom!
I thought you’d like to know….that your breath stinks! *is eaten*
Bungie introduces their new joint project with Namco: Pac-Man Elite edition.
“Oohh! I can haz MCburger?”
Recent attempts to clean the giant Sangheili’s teeth had failed miserably…
yeah, very funny guys. Giant Elite behind me. Suuureeee.
Johnny dear, you know that MJOLNIR armour is bad for your teeth…come now dear, spit the little human out…
I’m NOT Ultraman!
“Where’s Mothra when you need her?!?”
FRANKIE: Well, due to balance issues, the Pac-Man Mod never really caught on.
“Do you eat the red ones last?”
“Mr. Speilberg, Bruce is busted again! He exploded this time.”
Bruce was the nickname of the mechanical shark from Jaws.
Tonight’s special on the National Geographic Channel: When Elites Attack
Buy our new cherry flavored Spartans!!
It’s Mario and Bowser all over again…
Headline: Ringwraith attacks hobbits in strange Grif-like world.
“Spartans–it does a body good.”
Dum…….dum
dum……dum
dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum….
*BURP*
When I get hungry, I go to Arby’s. Where does Arby go when he gets hungry? Foundry’s.
“Dude, I think Leeroy’s having a bad trip. Maybe he should lay of the acid for a while.”
Mute it before you Chew it!
They melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
GET IN MAH BELLEY!
My first thought was to do something with the old Kix cereal slogan, but #6 by madBOX20, the Trix version was so damn good I didn’t even bother! Great one madBOX20.
Red spartan realised that letting the blue elite get the final smash powerup was probably going to be one of his worst, and last, mistakes…
WHEN DID JAWS GET A HELMET?!!!
One tonne of fiber-packed deliciousness!
RUUUN! IT’S GODZILLA!
“For the last time, my name is NOT Jonah!”
”So this is the SangheliGigantus that ive heard so much about.” Red thought as he ran away
*Red Spartan watching the carnage later in Theatre*
“Man, that Cloverfield monster sure gets around…”
“Jaws 3000: Jaws in Space”
A Spielberg/ Bungie Production
Robosaurus has a new look and a new diet. Spartans beware!!
NOT AGAAAIINN!!!
ugh a bloody hairball!!!
“HAI!!!!”
OR
“Don’t let this be you! Buy Tic-Tacs!”
” Stupid growth cream!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! “
I still don’t know how that tiny Spartan carried a normal-sized frag grenade.
Wow, shrapnel shaped like a person… is that ironic or just weird?
I know they want to be prepared for everything, but I think the UNSC really screwed up with these new Spartan-IVs.
CHECK MY TEETH!
*Play Jaws Theme Here*
or
The sequal to clovefield “Cloverfield 2:Far From Home”
Elite:……………boo.
MC: AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
This time Arby’s gonna eat you!!
Hey theres no point running of because you weren’t asked for a close up.
“WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA”
“I don’t bite… Unless you’re into that sort of stuff.”
Hud look out!
IMMA FIRIN MA LAZAR!!!!
During production of H3, “Elite lovers” ambushed the Bungie studios and changed the game to how they wanted it.
H3: JAWS
It was then that Billy realised, don’t piss off the big elite
Red realized too late that an abandoned nuclear plant with a leaking core would not “be a pretty cool place for tag”.
OMG ITS GODZIRRA!!!!
“Ian freeze! Get rid of the flare!”
Just when you thought you’d never need a Megazord
“LOL, Cant catch me without legs!”
Spartans fun to shoot, more fun to chew
Blue Santa hates me!!!!
Sarge – “Andy, your little alien friend is being OVER PROTECTIVE! Translate: I am not food!”
KAAAAHN!
The Shark was sick that day, so Bay decided to up the effects and bring in the Shangelli.
Spartan Tooth Floss, now in a new Spartan shaped(and flavored!) capsule!
Real funny guys… haha… that was’t a cave.
The Arbiter gets caught spanking it….again.
On a related note….
OK, I’ll just turn around and let you….JEEZ, can’t it wait ’til I leave?!?!
It’d be awesome to be that Spartan, as long as I had a truckload of morphine.
Oh what the hell, one more…
Elites get cranky when they don’t finish “practicing their mantra.”
Feed me, Seymour! Feed me!
See, I told you! That stupid Jaws gametype should be played on Foundry, not on Last Resort!
After Rita Repulsa chanted the magic words, the Red Tyrannosaurus Zord turned onto it’s driver, forcing the Red Ranger to run for his life…
“This is why I left Japan!!”
- It looks like Godzilla, but due to International copyright laws, it’s not.
As bob saw the beast before him, he only could hope that the SOB about to eat him would get indigestion.
I have a couple:
“Don’t eat the burritos!”
“Run…While you still can!”
“Spread the legacy!”
“Sometimes, you need to spawn next to the exploding bomb in order for things to get better”.
“You were eaten by the Guardians”
“Pinoccichief then built a fire inside the Elites stomach, causing the massive beast to sneeze. With a loud “CHOOO!” Pinocchichief was launched into the air…”
Curse you, little red Demon!! Come back here with my lollypop!
Oh I got another….
Even the coveted Gravity Hammer was no match for Elite breath…
Oh no! They ate Red, quick form Voltron!
My mind just jumped to the aliens from the whole alein versus predator series.
wort wort wort.
wort wort wort!
“I love the Hayabusa armor, but i’m always hungry 10 minutes after eating ‘em.”