Last week we started a brand new activity called Friday Caption Fun. Basically I gave you a Halo 3 screenshot and you came up with a witty caption. I highly recommend you scroll through all 115 humorous submissions when you are bored and feel like being entertained. While all the captions made me giggle, I had to narrow down the list a bit so here are the ones that I found especially hilarious.
- *Smashes up d-pad button* “QUICKLY! Change to a monitor! CHANGE TO A DAMN MONITOR!!!” (Gears of Pie)
- “Bob? Is that you? Or is it Doug?” (mendicantbias00)
- “If you can read this you are too close.” (snorkle256)
- “Johnny knew he shouldn’t have picked up the sniper when he found there was a was a 9 year old recruit on his team, but he did it anyway…” (Lazy Assailant)
- “Well would you look at that, it isn’t a spider after all.” (Skinnydude)
- “Xbox 360 – £299.99, Halo 3 – £39.99, Xbox Live 12 month subscription- £39.99, Theater Mode – Priceless” (Peniamina)
- “Calculating trajectory. . . wind speed. . . take into account Spartan reflexes. . . carry the one. . . yeah. . . it’s gonna hit me.” (radiantpenguin)
- “STUPID BUNGIE U NUBZ FIX T3H STIKIZZZ!!! (Lazy Assailant)
That is some hilariously awesome stuff! This week’s screenshot is officially titled “Oh hey” but it has so much more potential than that. Go ahead and hit me with your best captions for this rather entertaining shot.
Author: Agrievance
Posted by stupidpower on March 7, 2008 at 2:50 am
Earth has lost it’s gravity. Inside his space ship, John saw people floating upside down.
Posted by ablestmage on March 7, 2008 at 3:04 am
You know, this is going to sound really weird, but.. What? What do you mean you can’t make the window cover go back down? Ohhh dear.
Posted by AusQB on March 7, 2008 at 4:02 am
The new 2008 model Behemoth Elephant comes fully equipped with high-powered fog lights, ultrasonic horn, stylish interior and a fully adjustable rear view mirror.
Posted by mendicantbias00 on March 7, 2008 at 4:23 am
There’s a gremlin! There’s a gremlin outside of the Elephant!
Posted by jb84 on March 7, 2008 at 5:10 am
Ceiling Chief is watching you masturbate.
Posted by madBOX20 on March 7, 2008 at 5:38 am
“BOO”
Posted by madBOX20 on March 7, 2008 at 5:39 am
“Come on guys, I don’t wanna sit in the crows nest anymore”
Posted by madBOX20 on March 7, 2008 at 5:39 am
“Are we there yet…..are we there yet…..are we there yet….are we there yet….are we there yet….”
Posted by mendicantbias00 on March 7, 2008 at 5:52 am
Sooo…uhhh….is it my turn to drive yet?
Posted by Peniamina on March 7, 2008 at 6:00 am
“Mmmmm so many buttons, which one is the window wipers.”
Posted by beantastic on March 7, 2008 at 6:32 am
Cortana, are we out of windshield washer fluid again?
Posted by ZZoMBiE13 on March 7, 2008 at 6:46 am
“Would you like your window washed with this fill-up sir?”
Posted by ZZoMBiE13 on March 7, 2008 at 6:47 am
“Stop HELL-jumping on the roof or you’re grounded mister!”
Posted by the light show on March 7, 2008 at 6:56 am
hey baby, you lookin for a good time?
Posted by ashame on March 7, 2008 at 6:56 am
Welcome to McDonalds drive-thu, can I take your order please?
Posted by mendicantbias00 on March 7, 2008 at 7:19 am
“What do you mean there’s no room for me in there?!?! It’s a FREAKIN ELEPHANT!!!”
Posted by Eric on March 7, 2008 at 7:32 am
“OH HAI!”
Posted by Crunchy on March 7, 2008 at 8:19 am
oh hi, it’s your friendly neighborhood Spiderman.
Posted by Captain Kirk on March 7, 2008 at 8:19 am
“Hey guys what’s goin on in this thread?”
Posted by -S- on March 7, 2008 at 8:23 am
*T1000 Voice* “Get, out”
Posted by -S- on March 7, 2008 at 8:26 am
“Excuse me – Sir? I’m hijacking your Elephant. Seriously, I’m holding down the Right Bumper and everything…Sir, Sir? It’s reeeally big and hard to hold onto from up here but come on, this isn’t a mongoose just play fair and get out. Excuse me, Sir, Sir?”
Posted by cleanitupjohny on March 7, 2008 at 8:26 am
where the hell did you put the beer?… seriously…
Posted by RyJen on March 7, 2008 at 8:31 am
“The UNSC Blue team Prisoner work release program now includes window washing.”
Posted by Mags89 SBG on March 7, 2008 at 8:32 am
-umm… is this Katie’s house?
:nope she’s the next one over
-thanks bro
Posted by RyJen on March 7, 2008 at 8:34 am
“No fair, I called Shotgun first!!”
Posted by mendicantbias00 on March 7, 2008 at 8:37 am
“Damn, the skeeters ’round here are huge!”
Posted by SK1LL4X3D on March 7, 2008 at 8:38 am
Excuse me…do you have any Grey Pupon?
Posted by Kato on March 7, 2008 at 8:40 am
Is someone baking cookies?
Posted by petetheduck on March 7, 2008 at 8:40 am
Blue Spartan: “What seems to be the problem, officer?”
Posted by RyJen on March 7, 2008 at 8:41 am
“See, I told you that you couldn’t get a splatter spree with the Elephant!”
Posted by mendicantbias00 on March 7, 2008 at 8:44 am
Sarge: “Seriously, how DID you guys manage to flip an elephant?”
Posted by Lord Zeuss on March 7, 2008 at 8:50 am
“Oh, hey! Dr. Baron von Evilsatan! What’s up dude?”
Posted by John CB on March 7, 2008 at 8:54 am
God damnit, Spiderman!
Posted by Crazyeye0 on March 7, 2008 at 8:56 am
“Hai Guyz Wats goin on Dis Elephant?”
Posted by SF Legend on March 7, 2008 at 9:03 am
Who am I? I’m spiderman.
Posted by Carsica on March 7, 2008 at 9:09 am
O RLY?
Posted by Spiffv2 on March 7, 2008 at 9:20 am
“No dude, seriously…Chewbacca is up here! You gotta check it out!”
Posted by flashbolt on March 7, 2008 at 9:22 am
It’s a trap………………….we can’t repel firepower of this magnitude
Posted by BBJynne on March 7, 2008 at 9:31 am
wipers on. wipers on! wtf why don’t they work! WIPERS GET THIS PERSON OFF MY TRUCK!!!
not everything responds to your voice like sync
(that was all one suggestion^)
Posted by Don on March 7, 2008 at 9:34 am
“Damn bugs keep getting bigger and bigger…and uglier too!”
Posted by Algebra Cow on March 7, 2008 at 9:34 am
OMG it’s keanu reeves!!!!!!!1
Posted by Mid7night on March 7, 2008 at 9:34 am
“The members of Red Team are easily amused.”
Posted by Briareos H on March 7, 2008 at 9:35 am
“yr windshield is clean that’ll be 2 bucks please”
Posted by Dracc on March 7, 2008 at 9:36 am
There’s something alive out there, and it isn’t just mynoks chewing on the power cables!
Posted by xp194 on March 7, 2008 at 9:38 am
Oh Hai! I can have lift plz?
Posted by Skinnydude on March 7, 2008 at 9:39 am
‘SCUSE ME, WTF R U DOIN’?
Posted by Mid7night on March 7, 2008 at 9:42 am
This is EXACTLY why you’re not allowed to drive young lady…old lady….LADY!
Posted by Salen on March 7, 2008 at 9:42 am
“SUPPLIES!”
Posted by burndtscorcho on March 7, 2008 at 9:44 am
Hey, you know I don’t like it when you mop around. You sure you don’t want to come outside? We’re all having tons of fun without you. Beach volleyball and a cookout and everything. It’s great! Well if you change your mind just come outside and um… bring… the flag.
Posted by darkr790 on March 7, 2008 at 9:45 am
“Stop messing around back there or i will turn this thing around and go back home!”
Posted by Rod1mus on March 7, 2008 at 9:49 am
Fluffy dice ornaments are one thing but this is ridiculous.
Posted by Swazo on March 7, 2008 at 9:52 am
Blue Spartan (drunkenly slurred)-”What seems to be the officer problem?”
Posted by MdgtsArDshbgs on March 7, 2008 at 9:53 am
“I don’t want my windshield washed you stupid hobo!”
Posted by Slothboy on March 7, 2008 at 10:01 am
Shall I flip your Elephant back over for you now?
Posted by Slothboy on March 7, 2008 at 10:02 am
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Posted by Higgins113 on March 7, 2008 at 10:12 am
Mom said it’s my turn to drive!
Posted by Jim 028 on March 7, 2008 at 10:13 am
Why hello there.
Posted by Unique Name on March 7, 2008 at 10:13 am
Peter and M.J. decide to play some Halo 3.
(Schwarzenegger voice) “I’ll drive.”
Posted by Grady on March 7, 2008 at 10:24 am
“Five bucks, please.”
Posted by Darren T on March 7, 2008 at 10:30 am
im on ur elepant, wreking ur sh1t
Posted by SI-117 on March 7, 2008 at 10:35 am
Well, you’re hanging upside down, about to be rammed into a solid wall, and you’re late for your court appearance. But I do have good news. . . I just saved a ton of money on Longsword insurance by switching to Geico!”
Posted by SI-117 on March 7, 2008 at 10:40 am
Church’s revenge for Sarge’s still life gallery. . .
Posted by verd on March 7, 2008 at 11:05 am
I’m on ur roof wreckin ur car.
Posted by Tortacular on March 7, 2008 at 11:06 am
Okay the front turret is totally shot and your Mongoose is totaled off. I can salvage the side turret, but a repair and refit is going to run you about $1.5 million. You really should’ve gotten the UNSC Optional Insurance…
Posted by FoxmanFX on March 7, 2008 at 11:13 am
I CAN HAZ ELAFANT PWZ?!?!!one!!11
Posted by ablestmage on March 7, 2008 at 11:13 am
An early work of MC “Master Chief” Escher.
Posted by Jonathan on March 7, 2008 at 11:19 am
For the last time Jim, the staring contest is over!
Posted by Fear... on March 7, 2008 at 11:37 am
If you’re going to do Houdini’s water torture trick, it’s more believable if you do it without the helmet…
Posted by tanaka on March 7, 2008 at 11:38 am
“why for you bury me in the cold, cold ground?”
“you hit me with a truck”
“HELLO! my name Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.”
“sup’ honky?!”
Posted by Woody on March 7, 2008 at 11:44 am
“‘HD surveillance feed’ my ass! The picture’s upside-down! Tech support!”
Posted by Bzerker01 on March 7, 2008 at 11:45 am
“Oh, hey…uh…don’t mind me I’m just cleaning your…uh…windows…yeah windows.”
Posted by Krivent on March 7, 2008 at 11:46 am
im in ur window, blockin ur viewz
Posted by Bzerker01 on March 7, 2008 at 11:46 am
“surprise mother F***er”
Posted by Brett Anderson on March 7, 2008 at 11:49 am
Hang on and I’ll wipe the seagull crap off…How do they always know when we wash it?
I hate Seattle.
Posted by silvercube on March 7, 2008 at 11:55 am
Halo’s attempt of Spiderman’s kiss with Mary Jane.
Hanging down with Spartan armor is much more attractive :)
Posted by the light show on March 7, 2008 at 12:04 pm
*william shatner* “there’s……… something on the windshield……… some…. thing……”
Posted by MasterCheifn on March 7, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Shit, I think we hit something…
Posted by Retinence on March 7, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Red: “OMG!!! There’s people in here!!! HI PEOPLEZ!!!!!”
Posted by 117649 on March 7, 2008 at 12:27 pm
how did you flip it AND drive it at once, and why?
Posted by RyJen on March 7, 2008 at 12:33 pm
“50! Stay above 50!”
Posted by XMixMasterX on March 7, 2008 at 12:47 pm
No, dummy… if you can’t see in, they can’t see out!
Posted by 117649 on March 7, 2008 at 12:55 pm
how are you driving the elephant when its flipped, and how?
Posted by 117649 on March 7, 2008 at 1:00 pm
sorry foe double post i thought that one b4 haddent
Posted by CWheezy on March 7, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Dammit Steve!
For the LAST time, I will not be the Kirsten Dunst to your Tobey Maguire!
Posted by -S- on March 7, 2008 at 1:16 pm
HAHAHAHA RyJen wins ^^^^
Posted by Mondo Jay on March 7, 2008 at 1:19 pm
“wow… that IS a nice stereo system…”
Posted by thecanvasgrey on March 7, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Halo Hal, I’ve found the eleventh dimension. Won’t you join me?
Posted by tyler on March 7, 2008 at 1:22 pm
”Dangit i told u i should have gotten that ODST repellent before we came here to camp”
Posted by Impervium on March 7, 2008 at 1:24 pm
“So….uh, you come ’round here often?”
“George saw his life flash before his eyes, a myriad composition of images, both good and bad.
Then a truck hit him.”
“Of course, you know this means WAR!”
~I~
Posted by PAW on March 7, 2008 at 1:24 pm
RSpartan: Hello.
BSpartan: Uh… hi? Just who are you?
RSpartan: Did you notice you have something on your roof?
BSpantan: What the hell are you doing up there?
RSpartan: ………..
Posted by Buddhist on March 7, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Ever since being hit with that plasma grenade, Red had never been the same…
___________
Oh yeah, Don’t mind me… I’m just posing for this screenshot contest!
___________
After several failed attempts at commandering the Blue Team’s portable headquarters, Red Team tried a more direct approach…
Posted by Dan the Stick on March 7, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Damn bug…can’t wipe it off the windshield!
Posted by Dan the Stick on March 7, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Peekaboo!
Posted by GreatScott on March 7, 2008 at 1:32 pm
BUNGIE, CAN I HAS RECON?
When obsession goes to far.
Posted by JESUS on March 7, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Hey, are you sure there’s ice cream up here? Because I didn’t see any.
Posted by mendicantbias00 on March 7, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Blue: “Sorry, I’m from out of town.”
Red: “No Shit!”
Posted by tommyp2010 on March 7, 2008 at 1:57 pm
hey dude, I thought you were blue?
Yeah I was, the sun’s really hot up here. I feel like Stewie when he got that really bad sunburn.
Posted by Ticonderoga117 on March 7, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Aw, I hit another one. Now, where are those window wipers at?
Posted by SIR COFFEE on March 7, 2008 at 2:05 pm
For a brick, he flies pretty good.
Posted by Richard on March 7, 2008 at 2:13 pm
“Don’t turn on the wipers, you’ll just smudge it! We’re going to have to pull over and clean it off.”
Posted by Knuxchao on March 7, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Red: Dammit, where’s the windshield whipers?
Posted by Mojo on March 7, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Jurassic Park Revisited: Where is the goat?!
____
The new reflective capacities of the Mjolnir Mk6 Battle Helmets. Also great for rearview mirrors!
Posted by Sane Intolerant on March 7, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Despite how many times Tom hit the button on the controls, he realized that no amount of windshield wiper fluid was going to loosen up this particular pedestrian.
Posted by -S- on March 7, 2008 at 2:46 pm
*taps on glass* “Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?”
Posted by Sarge Tomzilla on March 7, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Hey, look at me, look at me, keep looking at me, don’t look at the Red guys sneaking up behind you, LOOK AT ME!!!
Posted by mendicantbias00 on March 7, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Red: Hmm….maybe I should have taken that left at Albuquerque…
Posted by Lovemuffin on March 7, 2008 at 2:57 pm
1. Um, excuse me, do mind pulling over? This is my stop.
2. Howdy!
3. Ooh! There’s a person in this one!
Posted by mendicantbias00 on March 7, 2008 at 2:59 pm
lol @ lovemuffin…i like #3!
Posted by Spartan013nl on March 7, 2008 at 3:04 pm
*annoying child in background* A clue, A clue!
after having seen that upside down monkey in the heatmap blot test, fred started acting strange
(XD good find angel!)
Posted by Patrick on March 7, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Crazed fanboy: I CAN HAZ RECON?!?!??!?!??!?!!!??!
Posted by Deep Thought on March 7, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Great. Now which button is the windshield wipers!?!
Flying upside down is a great way to splatter the blue team.
Of course, you don’t even need a caption when you consider how he got there.
Posted by WNxSajuukCor on March 7, 2008 at 3:39 pm
“It seems you’re out of headlight fluid.”
Posted by General Vagueness on March 7, 2008 at 3:41 pm
And could you clean clean the windshield wipers? That’d be great.
Posted by newguy2445 on March 7, 2008 at 3:43 pm
“Hey, just dropping by”
The Spartan took cover in the Elephant as the enemy launched bodies upon bodies at him
“Oh hi, I’m the original MC from H2, It just took me awhile to land from jumping off the station”
“I’ll Be Back”
It was then he realised, he wasn’t any good at hide and seek!
“Oh hi Blue, this is actually my Elephant, so could you get out mebe?”
“I see you”
“Oh, sorry I thought it was opposite day”
Posted by iamthemonkeyhead on March 7, 2008 at 4:20 pm
I iz on ur windshieldz. Stealin ur killz.
Posted by Retinence on March 7, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Today on “How To Catch A Predator”…
Posted by Zee-V70 on March 7, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Red is the color of stealth.
OR
Red Spartan: “Sir, you appeared to get in my way when I was driving.”
Blue Spartan: “Indeed, going five miles per hour is enough to kill a supersoldier.
Posted by sleepingdragon80 on March 7, 2008 at 4:38 pm
NO YOU CANT HAS RECON!!!
Posted by Mental Corgi on March 7, 2008 at 4:46 pm
“…Awkwaarrd.”
Posted by SidearmS on March 7, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Cousins… Identical Cousins, See How They Stare!
XBox 360 – Seriously, they ARE JUST STARING, MAN!
Posted by Stephen Smith on March 7, 2008 at 4:49 pm
“Can we agree this staring contest has gone on long enough?”
Posted by SpaceGhost2K on March 7, 2008 at 4:53 pm
120 posts and nobody put this?
“WHERE’S MY TWO DOLLARS???”
Anyway, offering #2:
“Did you want whipped cream on that?”
“Do you have my stapler?”
“Nice Rockford Fosgate. Would mind turning it the fcuk DOWN?”
Posted by Wildfirexk1 on March 7, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Soundproof driving environment. Because not everyone loves the screaming kids on Xbox live and more proof that Bungie loves us.
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Posted by DragonKnight08 on March 7, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Oh,hai!I upgraded your elephant!
Posted by DragonKnight08 on March 7, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Or…”man thats one big ugly bug!”
Posted by neonfrog on March 7, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Damn bugs!
Posted by Silver on March 7, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Sup
Posted by WC Snaks on March 7, 2008 at 5:26 pm
“……..Bob?”
Rule #34. No exceptions.
Red guy: “EXCUSE ME. WTF R U DOIN’?”
and
“I am your window drape. And I love you.”
Posted by uberschveinen on March 7, 2008 at 5:31 pm
“This isn’t where I parked my car…”
and
“Oh God! Wipers on! Wipers on!!”
Posted by Woody on March 7, 2008 at 5:33 pm
“Hello, Mr. Steven Randolph, I’m with your student loans collection agency.”
Posted by Fish Muffin on March 7, 2008 at 5:50 pm
I see what you did thar.
Posted by Floppage on March 7, 2008 at 6:03 pm
“Hey, dude. Do you mind if I hang out here for a while?”
Posted by Floppage on March 7, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Sorry, forgot about this.
“All your base are belong to us.”
Posted by Ulti Drgn on March 7, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Oh hai! I upgraded your Elephant!
Posted by Mintz on March 7, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Red: “Oh hai, I upgraded your RAM.”
Posted by Mintz on March 7, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Just realized DragonKnight08 pretty much said the same thing, so… bonus:
It was around this moment that Blue decided to invest in some curtains.
Posted by Grunt2552 on March 7, 2008 at 6:39 pm
“And here we have the Defendant Plowing into my client as he goes over the windshield!”
“But his vehicle only goes 3.3 Miles per Hour.”
“Ah, but if you hold the Right Trigger it looks like 10 Miles per Hour.”
Posted by NsU Soldier on March 7, 2008 at 7:10 pm
1) Blue: “Damn Spartans, they think they own the road.”
2) Red: “You will be the first to die…”
3) Blue: “It’s raining men! Hallelujah!”
4) Red: “We toys see EVERYTHING!”
5) Hold RB to board…wait, what? How did you do that?
Posted by thecanvasgrey on March 7, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Peek-a-boo I see YOU!
Posted by guywholovesrice on March 7, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Wait a minute frank, I thought you were supposed to be in the engine bay. Oh ****
Posted by ReleasetheMonk on March 8, 2008 at 12:20 am
Can I has Recon?
Posted by Retinence on March 8, 2008 at 2:23 am
“Hahaha…. rewind it again…….. and the dismount-OHHH!!! LOOK, look at his face, look…. hahaha… oh man Fred, you totally got owned.”
Posted by Tekfire on March 8, 2008 at 3:11 am
This is definitely NOT where I parked my car……
Posted by dude on March 8, 2008 at 7:29 am
Blue: Next time you’ll think twice about flicking me
Posted by yayap_the_grunt on March 8, 2008 at 9:33 am
“Don’t worry, Arnold’s down in the nuke storage facility sorting it all out….
*Looks out of window*
Oh **** ….!
—————–and a few more————————-
“You’ll stay up there until that windshield is SPOTLESS!”
————————————————————-
“I TOLD you they were bungee jumping off the bridge today…”
————————————————————-
“I CAN FLYEEEEE! *SPLAT*
Posted by TTL Dren on March 8, 2008 at 12:39 pm
The weather man said there would be light clouds with a chance of spartan. I guess for once he was right.
Dren
Posted by BSB belpers on March 8, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Press “X” to flip Elephant… wait, how’d you do that?
Posted by BSB belpers on March 8, 2008 at 12:54 pm
50 points for the red guy!
Posted by BSB belpers on March 8, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Figures… and I still don’t have the Mongoose Mow Down yet.
Posted by dustyjo on March 8, 2008 at 3:13 pm
“Oh hi, I upgraded your RAM.”
Posted by Mister Tumnis on March 8, 2008 at 3:45 pm
“So, i herd u liek mudkipz.”
Posted by Dan the Stick on March 8, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Can I has Reconz now Bungie?
Posted by Dan the Stick on March 8, 2008 at 5:41 pm
I don’t think I should play with you guys anymore…
Posted by brainwreckedtech on March 8, 2008 at 6:28 pm
600 years later, and we STILL have bums trying to wash our windshields for a handout, damn it!
Posted by MdgtsArDshbgs on March 8, 2008 at 11:37 pm
“Wait, how did you get there?”-Blue
“Well, it’s kinda a long story…”-Red
“…And that’s why I’m not allowed in Albuquerque anymore”-Red
“Yeah, um, did you wash your hands before you touched my ride?”-Blue
Also
“Oh hey! I just wanted to give you a heads-up: my team has your flag! Yeah, you idiot, they took it from right behind you! Yeah they were jumping on top of you and pretending to spank you for like 5 minutes!”
Posted by Kaskal on March 9, 2008 at 2:21 am
Blue- “AHH”
Red- “Oh hi, I’m Jerry from AAA, you called about windshield replacement”?
Posted by Chris on March 9, 2008 at 9:54 am
“Heeeeeey! Just checking in, seeing if you need anything.”
Posted by Terrak on March 9, 2008 at 10:28 am
Daddy, there’s a creepy guy outside my window!
Posted by ALTEX on March 10, 2008 at 3:57 am
“hey buddy, i’m no professional, but i think your wipers are broken, and it looks like you might be out of headlight fluid.”
Posted by Mags89 SBG on March 10, 2008 at 7:32 am
really dude were switchen to cable i’m sick the the fucken dish getting blown to hell every time we play CTF
Posted by Mercutio2000 on March 10, 2008 at 11:25 am
Blue was not fooled. First, the decoy. Second, a big hairy arm would pull him out and toss him ragdoll-style to the ground.
Posted by SpaceGhost2K on March 10, 2008 at 3:54 pm
“Was it ‘Wax On, Wax Off,’ or the other way around?”
Posted by Babamthegrunt on March 10, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Red: Hello kind sir, could I intrest you in our fine products, maybe some enhancement for that certin male…..
Blue: God damn popups, did some one look at porn on the Elephant CPU again
Red: Free XXX hardcore, get a free Trial!!
Blue: …..
Red: Congratulations, your our 10000th visitor, this is no joke click no….
Blue: Screw it Im switching to Mac
Posted by Lovemuffin on March 11, 2008 at 1:30 pm
4) Blue: Damn SPARTANS, they’re always jumping in front of elephants!
5) Red: Your’e new to driving, aren’t you?
(p.s. check out my halopedia page!)
Posted by Afrit007 on March 22, 2008 at 11:35 am
“Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?”
(kids, ask your parents)
Posted by Moose on June 10, 2008 at 3:42 am
(insert I am Legend Car Flashback here)