Friday Caption Fun, Round 2
March 7, 2008 167 Comments
Last week we started a brand new activity called Friday Caption Fun. Basically I gave you a Halo 3 screenshot and you came up with a witty caption. I highly recommend you scroll through all 115 humorous submissions when you are bored and feel like being entertained. While all the captions made me giggle, I had to narrow down the list a bit so here are the ones that I found especially hilarious.
- *Smashes up d-pad button* “QUICKLY! Change to a monitor! CHANGE TO A DAMN MONITOR!!!” (Gears of Pie)
- “Bob? Is that you? Or is it Doug?” (mendicantbias00)
- “If you can read this you are too close.” (snorkle256)
- “Johnny knew he shouldn’t have picked up the sniper when he found there was a was a 9 year old recruit on his team, but he did it anyway…” (Lazy Assailant)
- “Well would you look at that, it isn’t a spider after all.” (Skinnydude)
- “Xbox 360 – £299.99, Halo 3 – £39.99, Xbox Live 12 month subscription- £39.99, Theater Mode – Priceless” (Peniamina)
- “Calculating trajectory. . . wind speed. . . take into account Spartan reflexes. . . carry the one. . . yeah. . . it’s gonna hit me.” (radiantpenguin)
- “STUPID BUNGIE U NUBZ FIX T3H STIKIZZZ!!! (Lazy Assailant)
That is some hilariously awesome stuff! This week’s screenshot is officially titled “Oh hey” but it has so much more potential than that. Go ahead and hit me with your best captions for this rather entertaining shot.
Author: Agrievance
Earth has lost it’s gravity. Inside his space ship, John saw people floating upside down.
You know, this is going to sound really weird, but.. What? What do you mean you can’t make the window cover go back down? Ohhh dear.
The new 2008 model Behemoth Elephant comes fully equipped with high-powered fog lights, ultrasonic horn, stylish interior and a fully adjustable rear view mirror.
There’s a gremlin! There’s a gremlin outside of the Elephant!
Ceiling Chief is watching you masturbate.
“BOO”
“Come on guys, I don’t wanna sit in the crows nest anymore”
“Are we there yet…..are we there yet…..are we there yet….are we there yet….are we there yet….”
Sooo…uhhh….is it my turn to drive yet?
“Mmmmm so many buttons, which one is the window wipers.”
Cortana, are we out of windshield washer fluid again?
“Would you like your window washed with this fill-up sir?”
“Stop HELL-jumping on the roof or you’re grounded mister!”
hey baby, you lookin for a good time?
Welcome to McDonalds drive-thu, can I take your order please?
“What do you mean there’s no room for me in there?!?! It’s a FREAKIN ELEPHANT!!!”
“OH HAI!”
oh hi, it’s your friendly neighborhood Spiderman.
“Hey guys what’s goin on in this thread?”
*T1000 Voice* “Get, out”
“Excuse me – Sir? I’m hijacking your Elephant. Seriously, I’m holding down the Right Bumper and everything…Sir, Sir? It’s reeeally big and hard to hold onto from up here but come on, this isn’t a mongoose just play fair and get out. Excuse me, Sir, Sir?”
where the hell did you put the beer?… seriously…
“The UNSC Blue team Prisoner work release program now includes window washing.”
-umm… is this Katie’s house?
:nope she’s the next one over
-thanks bro
“No fair, I called Shotgun first!!”
“Damn, the skeeters ’round here are huge!”
Excuse me…do you have any Grey Pupon?
Is someone baking cookies?
Blue Spartan: “What seems to be the problem, officer?”
“See, I told you that you couldn’t get a splatter spree with the Elephant!”
Sarge: “Seriously, how DID you guys manage to flip an elephant?”
“Oh, hey! Dr. Baron von Evilsatan! What’s up dude?”
God damnit, Spiderman!
“Hai Guyz Wats goin on Dis Elephant?”
Who am I? I’m spiderman.
O RLY?
“No dude, seriously…Chewbacca is up here! You gotta check it out!”
It’s a trap………………….we can’t repel firepower of this magnitude
wipers on. wipers on! wtf why don’t they work! WIPERS GET THIS PERSON OFF MY TRUCK!!!
not everything responds to your voice like sync
(that was all one suggestion^)
“Damn bugs keep getting bigger and bigger…and uglier too!”
OMG it’s keanu reeves!!!!!!!1
“The members of Red Team are easily amused.”
“yr windshield is clean that’ll be 2 bucks please”
There’s something alive out there, and it isn’t just mynoks chewing on the power cables!
Oh Hai! I can have lift plz?
‘SCUSE ME, WTF R U DOIN’?
This is EXACTLY why you’re not allowed to drive young lady…old lady….LADY!
“SUPPLIES!”
Hey, you know I don’t like it when you mop around. You sure you don’t want to come outside? We’re all having tons of fun without you. Beach volleyball and a cookout and everything. It’s great! Well if you change your mind just come outside and um… bring… the flag.
“Stop messing around back there or i will turn this thing around and go back home!”
Fluffy dice ornaments are one thing but this is ridiculous.
Blue Spartan (drunkenly slurred)-”What seems to be the officer problem?”
“I don’t want my windshield washed you stupid hobo!”
Shall I flip your Elephant back over for you now?
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Mom said it’s my turn to drive!
Why hello there.
Peter and M.J. decide to play some Halo 3.
(Schwarzenegger voice) “I’ll drive.”
“Five bucks, please.”
im on ur elepant, wreking ur sh1t
Well, you’re hanging upside down, about to be rammed into a solid wall, and you’re late for your court appearance. But I do have good news. . . I just saved a ton of money on Longsword insurance by switching to Geico!”
Church’s revenge for Sarge’s still life gallery. . .
I’m on ur roof wreckin ur car.
Okay the front turret is totally shot and your Mongoose is totaled off. I can salvage the side turret, but a repair and refit is going to run you about $1.5 million. You really should’ve gotten the UNSC Optional Insurance…
I CAN HAZ ELAFANT PWZ?!?!!one!!11
An early work of MC “Master Chief” Escher.
For the last time Jim, the staring contest is over!
If you’re going to do Houdini’s water torture trick, it’s more believable if you do it without the helmet…
“why for you bury me in the cold, cold ground?”
“you hit me with a truck”
“HELLO! my name Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.”
“sup’ honky?!”
“‘HD surveillance feed’ my ass! The picture’s upside-down! Tech support!”
“Oh, hey…uh…don’t mind me I’m just cleaning your…uh…windows…yeah windows.”
im in ur window, blockin ur viewz
“surprise mother F***er”
Hang on and I’ll wipe the seagull crap off…How do they always know when we wash it?
I hate Seattle.
Halo’s attempt of Spiderman’s kiss with Mary Jane.
Hanging down with Spartan armor is much more attractive :)
*william shatner* “there’s……… something on the windshield……… some…. thing……”
Shit, I think we hit something…
Red: “OMG!!! There’s people in here!!! HI PEOPLEZ!!!!!”
how did you flip it AND drive it at once, and why?
“50! Stay above 50!”
No, dummy… if you can’t see in, they can’t see out!
how are you driving the elephant when its flipped, and how?
sorry foe double post i thought that one b4 haddent
Dammit Steve!
For the LAST time, I will not be the Kirsten Dunst to your Tobey Maguire!
HAHAHAHA RyJen wins ^^^^
“wow… that IS a nice stereo system…”
Halo Hal, I’ve found the eleventh dimension. Won’t you join me?
”Dangit i told u i should have gotten that ODST repellent before we came here to camp”
“So….uh, you come ’round here often?”
“George saw his life flash before his eyes, a myriad composition of images, both good and bad.
Then a truck hit him.”
“Of course, you know this means WAR!”
~I~
RSpartan: Hello.
BSpartan: Uh… hi? Just who are you?
RSpartan: Did you notice you have something on your roof?
BSpantan: What the hell are you doing up there?
RSpartan: ………..
Ever since being hit with that plasma grenade, Red had never been the same…
___________
Oh yeah, Don’t mind me… I’m just posing for this screenshot contest!
___________
After several failed attempts at commandering the Blue Team’s portable headquarters, Red Team tried a more direct approach…
Damn bug…can’t wipe it off the windshield!
Peekaboo!
BUNGIE, CAN I HAS RECON?
When obsession goes to far.
Hey, are you sure there’s ice cream up here? Because I didn’t see any.
Blue: “Sorry, I’m from out of town.”
Red: “No Shit!”
hey dude, I thought you were blue?
Yeah I was, the sun’s really hot up here. I feel like Stewie when he got that really bad sunburn.
Aw, I hit another one. Now, where are those window wipers at?
For a brick, he flies pretty good.
“Don’t turn on the wipers, you’ll just smudge it! We’re going to have to pull over and clean it off.”
Red: Dammit, where’s the windshield whipers?
Jurassic Park Revisited: Where is the goat?!
____
The new reflective capacities of the Mjolnir Mk6 Battle Helmets. Also great for rearview mirrors!
Despite how many times Tom hit the button on the controls, he realized that no amount of windshield wiper fluid was going to loosen up this particular pedestrian.
*taps on glass* “Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?”
Hey, look at me, look at me, keep looking at me, don’t look at the Red guys sneaking up behind you, LOOK AT ME!!!
Red: Hmm….maybe I should have taken that left at Albuquerque…
1. Um, excuse me, do mind pulling over? This is my stop.
2. Howdy!
3. Ooh! There’s a person in this one!
lol @ lovemuffin…i like #3!
*annoying child in background* A clue, A clue!
after having seen that upside down monkey in the heatmap blot test, fred started acting strange
(XD good find angel!)
Crazed fanboy: I CAN HAZ RECON?!?!??!?!??!?!!!??!
Great. Now which button is the windshield wipers!?!
Flying upside down is a great way to splatter the blue team.
Of course, you don’t even need a caption when you consider how he got there.
“It seems you’re out of headlight fluid.”
And could you clean clean the windshield wipers? That’d be great.
“Hey, just dropping by”
The Spartan took cover in the Elephant as the enemy launched bodies upon bodies at him
“Oh hi, I’m the original MC from H2, It just took me awhile to land from jumping off the station”
“I’ll Be Back”
It was then he realised, he wasn’t any good at hide and seek!
“Oh hi Blue, this is actually my Elephant, so could you get out mebe?”
“I see you”
“Oh, sorry I thought it was opposite day”
I iz on ur windshieldz. Stealin ur killz.
Today on “How To Catch A Predator”…
Red is the color of stealth.
OR
Red Spartan: “Sir, you appeared to get in my way when I was driving.”
Blue Spartan: “Indeed, going five miles per hour is enough to kill a supersoldier.
NO YOU CANT HAS RECON!!!
“…Awkwaarrd.”
Cousins… Identical Cousins, See How They Stare!
XBox 360 – Seriously, they ARE JUST STARING, MAN!
“Can we agree this staring contest has gone on long enough?”
120 posts and nobody put this?
“WHERE’S MY TWO DOLLARS???”
Anyway, offering #2:
“Did you want whipped cream on that?”
“Do you have my stapler?”
“Nice Rockford Fosgate. Would mind turning it the fcuk DOWN?”
Soundproof driving environment. Because not everyone loves the screaming kids on Xbox live and more proof that Bungie loves us.
Pingback: Top Posts « WordPress.com
Oh,hai!I upgraded your elephant!
Or…”man thats one big ugly bug!”
Damn bugs!
Sup
“……..Bob?”
Rule #34. No exceptions.
Red guy: “EXCUSE ME. WTF R U DOIN’?”
and
“I am your window drape. And I love you.”
“This isn’t where I parked my car…”
and
“Oh God! Wipers on! Wipers on!!”
“Hello, Mr. Steven Randolph, I’m with your student loans collection agency.”
I see what you did thar.
“Hey, dude. Do you mind if I hang out here for a while?”
Sorry, forgot about this.
“All your base are belong to us.”
Oh hai! I upgraded your Elephant!
Red: “Oh hai, I upgraded your RAM.”
Just realized DragonKnight08 pretty much said the same thing, so… bonus:
It was around this moment that Blue decided to invest in some curtains.
“And here we have the Defendant Plowing into my client as he goes over the windshield!”
“But his vehicle only goes 3.3 Miles per Hour.”
“Ah, but if you hold the Right Trigger it looks like 10 Miles per Hour.”
1) Blue: “Damn Spartans, they think they own the road.”
2) Red: “You will be the first to die…”
3) Blue: “It’s raining men! Hallelujah!”
4) Red: “We toys see EVERYTHING!”
5) Hold RB to board…wait, what? How did you do that?
Peek-a-boo I see YOU!
Wait a minute frank, I thought you were supposed to be in the engine bay. Oh ****
Can I has Recon?
“Hahaha…. rewind it again…….. and the dismount-OHHH!!! LOOK, look at his face, look…. hahaha… oh man Fred, you totally got owned.”
This is definitely NOT where I parked my car……
Blue: Next time you’ll think twice about flicking me
“Don’t worry, Arnold’s down in the nuke storage facility sorting it all out….
*Looks out of window*
Oh **** ….!
—————–and a few more————————-
“You’ll stay up there until that windshield is SPOTLESS!”
————————————————————-
“I TOLD you they were bungee jumping off the bridge today…”
————————————————————-
“I CAN FLYEEEEE! *SPLAT*
The weather man said there would be light clouds with a chance of spartan. I guess for once he was right.
Dren
Press “X” to flip Elephant… wait, how’d you do that?
50 points for the red guy!
Figures… and I still don’t have the Mongoose Mow Down yet.
“Oh hi, I upgraded your RAM.”
“So, i herd u liek mudkipz.”
Can I has Reconz now Bungie?
I don’t think I should play with you guys anymore…
600 years later, and we STILL have bums trying to wash our windshields for a handout, damn it!
“Wait, how did you get there?”-Blue
“Well, it’s kinda a long story…”-Red
“…And that’s why I’m not allowed in Albuquerque anymore”-Red
“Yeah, um, did you wash your hands before you touched my ride?”-Blue
Also
“Oh hey! I just wanted to give you a heads-up: my team has your flag! Yeah, you idiot, they took it from right behind you! Yeah they were jumping on top of you and pretending to spank you for like 5 minutes!”
Blue- “AHH”
Red- “Oh hi, I’m Jerry from AAA, you called about windshield replacement”?
“Heeeeeey! Just checking in, seeing if you need anything.”
Daddy, there’s a creepy guy outside my window!
“hey buddy, i’m no professional, but i think your wipers are broken, and it looks like you might be out of headlight fluid.”
really dude were switchen to cable i’m sick the the fucken dish getting blown to hell every time we play CTF
Blue was not fooled. First, the decoy. Second, a big hairy arm would pull him out and toss him ragdoll-style to the ground.
“Was it ‘Wax On, Wax Off,’ or the other way around?”
Red: Hello kind sir, could I intrest you in our fine products, maybe some enhancement for that certin male…..
Blue: God damn popups, did some one look at porn on the Elephant CPU again
Red: Free XXX hardcore, get a free Trial!!
Blue: …..
Red: Congratulations, your our 10000th visitor, this is no joke click no….
Blue: Screw it Im switching to Mac
4) Blue: Damn SPARTANS, they’re always jumping in front of elephants!
5) Red: Your’e new to driving, aren’t you?
(p.s. check out my halopedia page!)
“Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?”
(kids, ask your parents)
(insert I am Legend Car Flashback here)