I am a Schizophrenic
March 3, 2008 12 Comments
I openly admit I am a little odd (and by little I mean a lot). I also recognize the fact that I am extremely geeky. But did you know I also suffer from schizophrenia? It’s ok, it was news to me too.
My blog may be titled Hawty McBloggy but I game under “bs angel”. That has been my gamertag for over two years (which you can see by looking at my gamercard located on the sidebar) and it is the only tag I have. Some people have multiple tags in order to increase the size of their friends list but I find that to be too complicated. I maintain one tag and one tag only. Until now that is.
Apparently my blog persona decided to go start her own account. I didn’t start it so I am assuming she had a sudden burning desire to be her own entity. Some people suggested perhaps someone was posing as me but I find that difficult to believe. I would think any sane person with average intelligence would choose somebody slightly more exciting than a boring gamer geek such as myself. Or god forbid they would maybe just be themselves. So I am forced to face the reality that I am a schizophrenic.
I have some a few sentiments I would like to tell my other personality. So these are directed towards you Miss Hawty McBloggy :
- According to your gamercard, you were last seen on 02.10.08. That was 22 long ass freakin’ days ago. As someone who runs a gaming blog that publishes two articles every single day seven days a week, 100% of them being about video games, that is entirely unacceptable. You have your reputation to think of! What sort of creditability does a gaming blog have if the person doesn’t game? You certainly aren’t off making me sandwiches in the kitchen where you belong so get your ass on your 360 and game. Bitch.
- What the hell is up with your gamerscore? It is zero. As in nothing. As in nada. As in not a single freakin’ point. Can you not put a game in your disc drive and at least complete the training on something? You can go rent the Avatar game and get 1,000 points in under two minutes. Get off your lazy ass and get your gamerscore in the reputable range you n00b.
- Since when do you live in Canada? How in the world are you the other half of my personality but you live in a completely different country? I had no idea multiple personalities of one person could actually be in two completely different people. Do me a favor and stay in Canada. I’m too embarrassed to be anywhere near you with your low gamerscore anyways.
Little Miss Hawty McBloggy needs to get off her ass and do something. Maybe I’ll send her a message and tell her just that.
Unfortunately, Angel, this looks for me as someone who will come in a while asking for a little fee to have your name back.
And anyway, no matter what he/she does, she won’t be as cool and beautiful as you are.
Oh, man, who envious the people are, my friend.
Looks like she bought you rock band and is forcing you to play it too! :)
This is like ‘The Talented Mr. Ripley’ except more exciting
Okay I’ll admit…
It was me. With you beein rich and famous I figured this would make me some euro’s.
:mrgreen:
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Please ignore the syringe full of Thorazine.
Now THIS is a reality series I can get into! KNOCK HER BLOCK OFF ANGEL!!!!
LOL …
One of my friends told me the exact same thing. If that is the case, the person is going to be sorely disappointed. I enjoy gaming under a different name than my blog as it allows me an extra layer of privacy. While my gamertag is there for all to see, it is not necessarily associated with me. And I enjoy that. :)
I know. I need to whip her into shape, eh? What horrible taste she has!
I swear it was not me.. Although if i had of thought of it sooner.. i could have had some fun… damnit.
bs angel: I gave up that whole privacy thing a long time ago. If the terminators are looking for me they won’t have a hard time. I think I can cope with that. ;)
I admit it BS…it’s me…. but if you want control of your precious XBL GT’s namesake..you must send me $60Gaz in unmarked bills, wrapped in a beautiful chenille blanket, and $25 gift certificate to your Etsy Store.
You will be contacted with the drop location.
*Transmission terminated*
Just one thing, that is Joanna Dark in the gamerpic. We all know this is false for bs angel.
Seriously, think reeeaaalllll hard, what female character does she take after? Uh, Bullet Witch? Uh, Kameo (I would like to see that… SLAP!)? Gaz from Call of Duty 4?
E.P.I.C. Fail!
XBox 360 – Next time, get it first…
I told you to make that as your second gamertag months ago , LOL.
Who is impersonating you? Your Canadian twin?