Theme of the Day

Every day I will showcase two themes from the Xbox 360 Content Creation Challenge. One will be from the Hawty McBloggy Community, the other will be from the larger gaming community. To vote for one of these themes, first register then simply click on the images to be taken to that specific theme’s page. Enjoy looking at the very talented work of fellow gamers!

Grunge Vector Shapes, By Mariachi
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My Shotty, Your Face

One evening I was playing some Halo 3 multiplayer with my fellow TTL Gunslingers and Multiflag on Standoff loaded up. There is nothing I love more than playing defense on that map with my favorite close range weapon. Most of the time I can successfully defend the base by myself, assuming I have my go to weapon. To my chagrin someone in front of me grabbed my shotty, hopped into the warthog, and called for a passenger and gunner. Let’s just say I made that person immediately step out of the vehicle, find a different weapon and drop my shotgun. Oh yes, sometimes I am that player. That is why this is my perfect shirt.

shotgun shirt

Purchase here : Split Reason
Price : $18.95

Available in classic Halo green, this shirt features my favorite weapon front and center. Do you share my passion for shotgunning n00bs? It may be time to tell the world. I just hope your shotty is loaded with actual ammunition. Mine typically shoots glitter and butterflies. Maybe not deadly but certainly a beautiful aftermath. The shirt doesn’t say I actually kill the people I am shooting. See? I can still wear it too.

Top Ten Halo Pick-Up Lines, Again

*I am currently out of town, relaxing my spring break away. In lieu of writing this morning, I am opting to indulge myself just a little and sleep in. Thus I would like to offer you a reposting of an article I originally wrote eight months ago. I can’t believe it’s been that long, how time flies when you are having fun! Perhaps you read this last August. Or maybe this will be new to you. Regardless, enjoy an article that is one of my personal favorites. ‘Cause I’m geeky like that.

It’s a fact of life, some people use Xbox Live to hit on the chicks. The same tired pick-up lines get a little old after a while though. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day” and “Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love” will get you nowhere with the gamer girls. If you want to impress the females playing Halo, might I suggest some more subject appropriate phrases?

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These are all original Halo-inspired pick-up lines I lovingly handcrafted myself. One of the keys to success with using lines is originality. If the girl has heard it before, it probably won’t work. So rest assured these haven’t been used yet and therefore increase your chances of scoring. You can come back and thank me after you are done getting some virtual action.

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Theme of the Day

Every day I will showcase two themes from the Xbox 360 Content Creation Challenge. One will be from the Hawty McBloggy Community, the other will be from the larger gaming community. To vote for one of these themes, first register then simply click on the images to be taken to that specific theme’s page. Enjoy looking at the very talented work of fellow gamers!

Sunrise, By artym
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Mario PaintRoller’d

From Portal to Halo and everything in between, Mario Paint Composer is just pure win. I would say I’m sorry for posting this entertaining little gem but that would be a total and complete lie. I loved every second of this video, and you will too. Please excuse my maniacal giggling.

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