March 31, 2008
by bs angel
*I am currently out of town, relaxing my spring break away. In lieu of writing this morning, I am opting to indulge myself just a little and sleep in. Thus I would like to offer you a reposting of an article I originally wrote eight months ago. I can’t believe it’s been that long, how time flies when you are having fun! Perhaps you read this last August. Or maybe this will be new to you. Regardless, enjoy an article that is one of my personal favorites. ‘Cause I’m geeky like that.
It’s a fact of life, some people use Xbox Live to hit on the chicks. The same tired pick-up lines get a little old after a while though. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day” and “Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love” will get you nowhere with the gamer girls. If you want to impress the females playing Halo, might I suggest some more subject appropriate phrases?

These are all original Halo-inspired pick-up lines I lovingly handcrafted myself. One of the keys to success with using lines is originality. If the girl has heard it before, it probably won’t work. So rest assured these haven’t been used yet and therefore increase your chances of scoring. You can come back and thank me after you are done getting some virtual action.
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