Previously our Friday procrastinate-until-you-can-sneak-out-of-work-early activities were Rorschach Inkblot Tests using the global heatmaps from Halo 3 as our images. The answers always varied from deeply insightful to side splitting hilarious, and I loved reading through them every week. Unfortunately there are only so many maps and we happily burned out way through them. That means it’s time for a new Friday activity.
I spend a decent amount of time these days scouring through screenshots for halo3screenshots.com. I find myself coming across ones that are so funny, they seem to be positively begging for a caption. Thus begins Friday Caption Fun. I’ll give you a screenshot, you come up with a caption (or 42 if you are NsU Soldier!). Just like with the Rorschach Inkblot Tests, I’ll do a recap on next week’s post of some of the funnier submissions.
Here is this week’s screenshot, which was taken by AusQB. I call it “oh shit” but I know you can do better. Hit me with your best captions!
Come on. i wish i was born with telekinesis
If we are gonna play baseball with plasma grenades and gravity hammers then the least you could do it pitch the ball lower…*BOOM*
“its soooooo…..pretty…..”
It is mine and i shall call it sticky *BOOM* Bad sticky!
Bob? Is that you? Or is it Doug?
Blue glow blinds my eyes
And illuminates my world
Get this thing off m-
A death haiku for whomever the victim is.
Wow, look at the pretty light! ! ! !
One wonders if going the other direction when deciding in school on either Chef at Che’ Manufique, or Universal Merchant Marine, would have been a better choice.
“The bastard son of Guilty Spark just keeps following me around calling me ‘Mommy’!”
“ohhhhh we have to stik together!”
” sorry honey don’t have time! (i hope….)”
God I really hate Grunts!
“If you can read this you are too close.”
“Oooh… shiny blue thing!”
Hey - you lied! this thing doesn’t have my name on it!
“There is no grenade”
“I’M NOT GRIF!”
see cortana, i CAN move things with my mind…
“Bob? Is that you? Or is it Doug?”
oh i get it
it looks soft, and blue…please be soft *death*
OR
i should’ve been in the Martix
“Oh…hello there!
Red vs Blue…ball?
“But…but I had the Sword!!!”
343’s much smaller, much more aggressive cousin.
^ that one is from my buddy =D
viagra.
This is one realistic Magic Eye.
“Crap! Which ones are sticky: the grey or the pretty blue ones? Cause if it’s the bouncy kind, I’m fine, but if it sticks I’m screwed. Damnit, why can’t I remember this kind of thing when I need to! I shouldn’t have slept through so much of Basic Training. I could have been a good student. But no, I had to be known as the ‘Party Spartan’ and be out all night, every night…”
“Well would you look at that, it isn’t a spider after all.”
Blatant RvB referencing is always good =P
Hello. My father’s name was Andy, I’m here to make him proud.
Following the RvB reference
Little Spartan soldier
Sat on a turret,
Sniping the noobs far away.
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside him
And blew Spartan Soldier away.
fuck.
Dodge this!
One frame away from death.
Stupid gru…
Hmm. I don’t remember throwing that.
this is for using my sister the wrong way aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
“So.. You must be 343’s little brother?”
“Bob? Is that you? Or is it Doug?”
Well I know my favorite.
Why, hello mister spider!
….you’re looking quite….glowy….today…
Thought you’d like that one ZZoMBiE13!
I Love Bob and Doug!
I’m so goooooooooooooooooonnnnnneeee!
“Goodness, gracious, great balls of @#%&!!!”
“i think i love you”
“you make me feel blue”
“promise you won’t hurt me?”
those should be pretty good
My quote:
“I swear, I don’t know who you are, I never touched Guilty Spark that way, EVER!”
He looks like he is trying to explain it to the sphere.
Nice to see the “XBox Case Cleaning” article is getting some show. It was a good thing to post.
XBox 360 - It’s the weekend!
“Ooh hello. You’re a pwetty little thing aren’t you. I shall name you George, and I will pet you, and feed you, and we shall be beeeest frie - ” “BOOM!”
WWJCD?
What Would Jackie Chan Do?
AHHH SPIDER!!!
and
aaaaaaawwww………crap
“Well, screw peripheral vision!”
“Pokeball Go!”
Have a good weekend everyone - See you guys on Matchmaking!
“Stop looking at me!! *Awkward*”
From Snorkle256- correction: If you can read this, it’s too close…
You’re cold imbracing glow,
Illuminates my day,
Whenever you’re around,
My shield-stats blink OK,
And yet this screenshot goes to prove,
That true love ‘aint so true,
You may think you’ve won ‘nade…
…No…
For I am stuck on you!
Hmmm… what’s this?… “Covbro PlasmaDeath playcentre. Helping Covenant children experience the joy of leaning since the 3rd age of reclaimation. (Warning! may contain small parts. Not suitable for children under 2 or Grunts)”
Shit, I spelt “You’re” wrong in the first sentence… Bloody hell, I double checked it as well!
Is it a spider?
I’m torn between “Do not want!” and “Gah! Get it away!”
The Adjutant Reflex emblem is on the plasma grenade! I have to put this in my blog. Wait. . . Oh, Crap. . .
This is the last time I let Bill help me learn to cross my eyes. . .
*Smashes up d-pad button* QUICKLY! Change to a monitor! CHANGE TO A DAMN MONITOR!!!
“oh cool, i never noticed that little sun on it. i wonder what that” KABOOM
Shit. Did I leave the stove on?
Oh bloody hell!
or
Oh bugger!
Hello, My name is 343 DPS.
Oh shit…my eyeball’s not supposed to be there…
JUST THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS!
Calculating trajectory. . . wind speed. . . take into account Spartan reflexes. . . carry the one. . . yeah. . . it’s gonna hit me.
Heh, Angel, “oh shit” is the first thing that came to my mind too.
Blue ball : “HEYYYYYY!”
Master Chief: “NAVIIIIIIIIIIIII!!”
And he heads it into the back of the net!
its bleu … no wait! YELLOOOOOOOOOW
*gotta love monthy python. XD. and, *
dealing with dyslexia in your life:
1: read things up close.
“I said I was sorry! I only missed the toilet for like a second!”
OR
“The more immediatte consequences of looking at the sun.”
OR
*braces for explosion*
*no explosion*
“Laaaaaag!!!!”
~I~
“welcome to my file share”
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My 2nd Quote:
“No longer connected to XBox Live”
XBox 360 - That WOULD rule with the notification logo across the bottom…
” I am 434 Tiny Blue Ball, Monitor of Instalation 0- BOOM”
ah, a spider
*referance to red vs blue.*
My God Cortana You gotten Fat..
OR
My God Spark Stay in the dyer a lil too long?
LOOK! SOMETHING SHINY!!!
If you can read this, bye bye!
Sooo…. you from around here?
“Oh, it’s addressed to occupant!”
“Happy feeling gone.”
“Does my helmet look okay?”
“Oh, and he’s hit by the pitch. You never like to see THAT kind of sportsmanship.”
“You see doc, I knew something was wrong with me when plasma grenades began shooting out of my face.”
Player 1 uses a Poke-Ball on the wild Master Chief!
Is that a plasma grenade or are you happy to see me?
” ! “
‘Screwed:
The feeling you get when knowing you are going to die’
‘And then there was boom’
‘Never under-estimate balls’
‘Balls, no longer man’s best friend’
‘Why Hallo Thar’
‘It was then, that the Spartan realised the other Spartans weren’t throwing lollies at him, for him to eat’
My God, it’s full of stars!
“The Eye of Sauron sure looks different after some Visine”
Johnny knew he shouldn’t have picked up the sniper when he found there was a was a 9 year old recruit on his team, but he did it anyway…
A subtle commentary upon noobs who think the sniper is their birthright XD
Or perhaps
“STUPID BUNGIE U NUBZ FIX T3H STIKIZZZ!!!
Damn…if only I had let Donut wax my armor…
Grenade: Hello, I am 343 Guilty Spark, Monitor of Instal…
Red: Dude, This weed is awesum….
Guilty Spark learns the ugly truth about steroids…that it shrinks your ball!
Here’s a few:
1) I spy with my little eye…something blue.
2) Not the face! Anywhere but the face!
3) Plasma: Bet you can’t stick me.
Spartan: You’re on.
4) Plasma: Someone needs a hug!
5) Why hello there blue fairy, can I be a real boy?
my first one needs to be adjusted it should be
“I shall call him sticky and he shall be mine, my sticky” *BOOM* “bad sticky!”
just imagine what his face looks like under his helmet
Botheration
New for 2008. Pocket 343 Guilty Spark.
I can see light at the end of a long, dark tunnel!
Hey…this isn’t candy!
I say, that is a jolly looking ball you got there!
“only 1337 players get stuck in the face”
caution: keep this product away from bad-ass spartans
1. Acquire stickies.
2. Get into a match on Valhalla.
3. Throw a random stick.
4.?????
5. Priceless expression on a screenshot=PROFIT!
Blue- (beep!!!)
Red - “WTF!!!”
Killer - ” BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! ”
(more evil laugh)
Dude what’s wrong with the color on my TV, it’s bleeding blue everywhere.
not sure if this has been done
Xbox 360 - £299.99
Halo 3 - £39.99
Xbox Live 12 month subscription- £39.99
Theater Mode - Priceless
Its a miracle I can see the light!
“Man these new T4 mage shoulders are wierd”
A nice WoW joke for all of yeah
LLOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKK…. A BLUUUUUUUUUUUEEE SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIDER!11!!!!!1!!!1!!!1!
Hey, you look exactly like that Guilty Spark guy. Except your smaller. And you have different colours. And there’s no scary eye thing.
“I had fun once, and this is nothing like that.”
Why, Cortana you’ve gotten Fat!
“secret telekinetic powers…… this would be a great time to show yourself”
or
“Hey Bob, think fast”
“Now that’s what I call a sticky situation!”
(cue crickets)
“If you can read this your are to close” *squints* “If you can read THIS, get the fuck out of the way!”
Spartan: Aus, can you please not press that little arrow? Please? Pretty ple-
“PRETTY BLUE LIGHT!!!”
or
“Today’s Blue Light Special is PWNAGE!”
OK I just couldn’t resist this one, even though it’s ridiculously late….
After Nintendo dropped Halo 3 for Wii, Bungie almost forgot to scrap the fairy.