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14 Feb

Cortana’s Valentine to Master Chief

Posted by bs angel in Halo Heaven, Video Games. Tagged: .

*The intended audience for this article is adults. Preferably adults who like dirty jokes. Who don’t get offended easily. And who also like Halo.

cortana's valentine to master chief

23 Responses to this post.

  1. Posted by jb84 on February 14, 2008 at 11:53 am

    Master Chief must be African American.

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  2. Posted by -S- on February 14, 2008 at 11:55 am

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    aw dammit Angel, you just got me in trouble at work. After i scrolled down i just exploded laughing – 3 people came over to see if i was alright/wtf i was doing LoL that’s totally awesome

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  3. Posted by bs angel on February 14, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    I’m glad you liked it! I debated posting it as I didn’t want to offend anybody but I decided what the heck, …

    :)

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  4. Posted by Valentine on February 14, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    ROTFL! LMAO! HAHAHAHAHAAH!!! Now that was awesome!!! I made a card for my hubby in my blog, not on the kinky side though…but totally fitting for me and him :)

    Happy Valentine’s to you angel and to all your readers :)

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  5. Posted by Jim 028 on February 14, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    I am not sure what I expected as I started reading this. It certainly wasn’t what was there.

    It’s a good job I didn’t have a cup of tea handy, I laughed so hard it would have spilled all over the MacBook. A minor disaster I’m sure you would agree. :D

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  6. Posted by That Girl on February 14, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    omg! LMAO

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  7. Posted by Kato on February 14, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    Now THAT’s funny.

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  8. Posted by silvercube on February 14, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    Angel is getting a bit on the wild side…

    Who says Master Chief has a hot dog?

    Huh?

    Happy Valentines Day, Hawty McNaughty! XD

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  9. Posted by the light show on February 14, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    freakin wicked sweet angel!! funny thing about it though, she’s been in HIS head… and his pants. well, armor… i wonder if he’s ever had his overcharged plasma pistol discharge on her…

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  10. Posted by -S- on February 14, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    ^ …ewww. that didn’t even make sense lol

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  11. Posted by Avid X on February 14, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    Ill be up in seattle april 14-18th for the mvp summit, if you want to hang out with some of us mvps we will probably hit up a bar to just talk for a few hours. Im staying at the sheraton, i know alot of the other guys will be in the Hyatt.

    Peace

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  12. Posted by bs angel on February 14, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    I’ll see if I can’t sneak over one of those days for an evening, that would be a lot of fun. Remind me when it gets closer? …

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  13. Posted by Jordan on February 14, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    I definitely was not expecting that one :D

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  14. Posted by Kaiavatar on February 14, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    That was awesome Angel… I lol’d in the jail block…

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  15. Posted by Penguinish on February 14, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    I saw this coming.

    V-day makes angel sex crazed.

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  16. Posted by R2-JL on February 14, 2008 at 10:43 pm

    Go. Now.

    It makes a very good point.

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  17. Posted by bs angel on February 15, 2008 at 10:58 am

    I went. And I still think it’s funny. I’m sorry! :)

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  18. Posted by R2-JL on February 15, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    Oh well…
    While I’m not fond of this one, I usually do love your blog!

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  19. Posted by bs angel on February 15, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    I appreciate that. :)

    I will tell you my reasoning for going that “adult” (which you know I don’t do that often). Valentine’s Day is actually a tough day to make everybody happy. You have those people that love the holiday, you have the people that hate the commercialization of it, and you have those that are jaded so they simply hate everything about it. I wanted to recognize the day while not catering to any of those, so I decided to go the third person route (not happy valentine’s day to you but instead just a recognition of the day) with something completely off the wall that nobody would expect. And that is what I came up with. I wanted something that would make everybody laugh, regardless of their views on the holiday.

    So there ya go, a glimpse into my mind as a blogger. LOL …

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  20. Posted by ashame on February 16, 2008 at 4:54 am

    Master Chief must be African American.

    :mrgreen:

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  21. Posted by Penguinish on February 16, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    Naw, in the books it says hes white, so therefore he must be a porn star actor.

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    • Posted by Qwepir on March 28, 2009 at 9:35 am

      Also in the books, I remember it saying that spartans aren’t really… endowed down there.

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  22. Posted by Penguinish on February 16, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    another thing to say, it brings a whole new meaning to being a genetically modified human.

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