Hawty McBloggy’s Dirty eValentines

*These eValentines are intended for an adult audience.

I have created some dirty eValentines for you to send to your special someone. Use the code supplied at the bottom of each image (you may have to cut and paste each line independently as the codes are two lines long), or simply click on the image for the larger version then save it via a right click. Enjoy, and I hope one of them is perfect for your other half.

Pac-Man eValentine to a female
pac-man dirty evalentine
CODE: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/
boysofsheahem/blog%20graphics%202/pacmanfemale.jpg

Pac-Man eValentine to a male
pacman dirty evalentine
CODE: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/
boysofsheahem/blog%20graphics%202/pacmanmale.jpg

Base Penetration eValentine to a female
base penetration evalentine
CODE: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/
boysofsheahem/blog%20graphics%202/basefemale.jpg

Base Penetration eValentine to a male
base penetration evalentine
CODE: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/
boysofsheahem/blog%20graphics%202/basemale.jpg

Guitar Hero eValentine to a female
guitar hero evalentine
CODE: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/
boysofsheahem/blog%20graphics%202/guitarherofemale.jpg

Guitar Hero eValentine to a male
guitar hero evalentine
CODE: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/
boysofsheahem/blog%20graphics%202/guitarheromale.jpg

Mario eValentine for a female
mario evalentine
CODE: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/
boysofsheahem/blog%20graphics%202/mariofemale.jpg

Mario eValentine for a male
mario evalentine
CODE: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/
boysofsheahem/blog%20graphics%202/mariomale.jpg

Retro eValentine for a female
retro evalentine
CODE: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/boys
ofsheahem/blog%20graphics%202/retroevalentinefemale.jpg

Retro eValentine for a male
retro evalentine
CODE: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/
boysofsheahem/blog%20graphics%202/retroevalentinemale.jpg

14 Responses to this post.

  1. Real dirty.. :D

    My girl friend will kill me if I give these to her..
    But funny though.

    from WoW

    ” Hey baby, hold my epic staff?
    Dont worry baby, I’ll use blessing of protection!! “

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  2. Posted by bs angel on February 11, 2008 at 3:06 am

    I’m horrible, aren’t I?! LOL …

    I plan on putting out some sweet ones on Tuesday if all goes according to plans. Perhaps those would be more suitable for your girlfriend. :)

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  3. Posted by Ray on February 11, 2008 at 4:16 am

    I agree with Nishu… my girlfriend would kill me!
    I think I’ll just keep these to myself and laugh at them…
    XD OMGWTFROFLMAOBBQ!

    Oh, guess what I got Angel?

    HALO 3 LEGENDARY EDITION!!!

    For how much, you ask?

    $59.99!!!!

    Gotta love Amazon.com!
    Now all I need is that darn xbox360, and then I’ll be able to add you, lol.
    Don’t you have to be 21 to join TTL?

    Oh, by the way…

    I work for the Geek Squad now! ^_^

    In retrospect, I suppose I should have just written you an email. Oh well! hehehe…
    ttyl!

    -Ray

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  4. Hahaha. That’s awesome. I like the base ones especially.

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  5. Posted by Penguinish on February 11, 2008 at 7:27 am

    ROFL.

    Those were awesome.

    Can we get those printed on real candy hearts? lol.

    Im going to send one of those to someone, just watch.

    I like how you did the reverse for each one.

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  6. I’m an old married hag and my hubby would LOVE to get these!!!! tee hee These are great Angel!

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  7. Hmmm, considering my girlfriend gets a kick out of all the dumb video game stuff that I do…still she MIGHT kill me…but what’s the fun unless I find out? :D

    Halo Valentine: If you’ll open the gate to your last resort, we can both have some fun with my Fuel Rod Cannon

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  8. These are great, and not just because they make me feel like less of a kinky perv after my winning caption. :-)

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  9. Just decided to casually throw that out there, eh Xor1an? ;) lol

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  10. LMAO, those are hilarious!

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  11. Posted by Fezzer on February 11, 2008 at 11:02 pm

    Awesome.

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  12. Posted by Fezzer's Wife on February 12, 2008 at 8:27 am

    I told Fezzer that I just wanted him to get me a card for Valentine’s Day. But not an e-card. It had to be a real card. And he had to write something romantic in it.

    Anyway, he e-mailed me, and said, “Are you SURE you don’t want an e-card?” and gave me the URL to your post…

    I just about died laughing. I especially like the Guitar Hero one, of course. The Atari one was pretty incredible, too! ;)

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  13. Posted by bs angel on February 12, 2008 at 11:17 am

    He sent you a link to all of them?! You better watch out Thursday night Sara. ;)

    Fezzer, you better buy her a real card and write something super sweet in it! (email me if you need help, LOL)

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