My Master Chief Snowman

Most of you know I have been caught in a snowstorm for the past week, sometimes without power, all the time with large amounts of snow right outside my front door. With my city shut down for days in a row and the road conditions beyond horrible, there hasn’t been much to do besides game. Like I do anything else anyways, right? Desperately needing some fresh air, I finally bundled up and went outside to make a snowman. You have to know what kind of snowman I made, right?

master chief snowman

master chief snowman

spike grenade

My version of the Master Chief snowman includes a plasma grenade, a spike grenade, and a katana. Yes, my snowman has gotten all the Halo 3 achievements. Maybe I’ll bring him inside to help me with mine. Regardless, he’s armed and ready if we get invaded by the Covenant under the cover of the snowstorm. I feel safer already. *Your beloved Rorschach Inkblot Test will resume its regular schedule next Friday. The caption contest winner will be announced next week as well.

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  1. Posted by NsU Soldier on February 1, 2008 at 5:37 am

    Wow, even he got all the achievements before me, but I shouldn’t expect anything less from the Master Chief! It seems everyone is getting slammed by snowstorms except for yours truly. I know I should be thankful, but I have had this idea for a Batman snowman I’ve wanted to do for so long now. It’s funny how something cold and harsh can make you feel warm and fuzzy…

    ~NsU Soldier

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  2. Posted by -S- on February 1, 2008 at 6:57 am

    Hahahahahah I didn’t even notice the Chief’s accessories until you mentioned them lol Katana = Stick. Nice spike nade though, halo art at its best.

    …and I’ll pretend this is the Rorschach Inkblot test anyway. I see…..Coagulation, from halo 2. win.

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  3. Posted by chickachicka on February 1, 2008 at 8:14 am

    lol very nice.

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  4. Posted by the light show on February 1, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    needless to say, an over-charged plasma pistol would do more than take down his shields…

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  5. lol you’re awesome

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  6. Posted by ZXERO on February 1, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    A most fantabulous “Snowbound” Master Chief!

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  7. Super-Awesome snow Chief Angel!

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  8. Posted by wolfy on February 1, 2008 at 9:11 pm

    cool, my snowman was much bigger though (think double size)
    but yours has accessories so you win :)

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  9. Posted by drewkaufman on February 1, 2008 at 11:15 pm

    Looks more like the needler gun hah

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  10. yeah I thought that was a needler…. but still, BEST SNOWMAN EVER!
    of course, I don’t have much experience with snowmen… since I live in the desert and all….
    but I give it two thumbs up :)

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  11. Posted by Morpheus on February 3, 2008 at 9:20 am

    Heh-if he turns on that plasma grenade, it’ll be so heavy, his arm’ll fall off.

    Great snowman! The Legendary Helmet was a nice touch.

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  12. That is insanelyawesome. Yes, all one word.

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  13. [...] Hawty McBloggy’s snowman [...]

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  14. ZZoMBiE13 sent me this response to Hawty’s snowman; I sent it to her via email, but just realized I could post a link here, for everyone reading her comments, as well.

    Hawty’s SnowChief – ZZoMBiE13’s Response

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  15. Posted by Littlemikey on February 3, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    Amazing :) Hope the helmet still works XD

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  16. Awesome… just great.

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  17. Posted by Qwepir on March 29, 2009 at 4:40 am

    Uh… the plasma grenade looks kinda disgusting.

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