January 24, 2008 29 Comments
Everybody loves Halo’s energy sword. Well, almost everybody. I personally have a love/hate relationship with it. I pick it up and for some reason it instantly loses 99% of its effectiveness. I don’t think this energy sword would let me down though.
January 23, 2008 14 Comments
If you see someone wielding this marshmallow assault rifle, you should look for cover. If you see someone dual wielding these bad boys, I recommend immediate retreat. The bottom barrel shoots mini marshmallows (the mini marshmallow magazine holds 12 of those confectionery treats) but you should be more worried about the top barrel. That sucker pumps out regular sized marshmallows. Oh yes, I am talking about the big ones. Luckily for you the reload time is a bit longer since it can only hold one at a time.
So why am I talking about this sweet weapon? (See what I did there? I said sweet when its ammunition is marshmallows. I am stunned by my brilliance sometimes.) ThinkGeek currently has this weapon of mass sugary destruction on sale for $14.99 (it originally goes for $39.99). Assuming I don’t buy the rest of their stock, you should head over and snag a few. Think of it this way, at least you will have some snacks on hand mid battle when you get the munchies. And I really have no idea what this marshmallow assault rifle has to do with video games. I’m just excited to score a headshot in real life. Actually I’m gonna go for the mouth shot instead.
January 22, 2008 5 Comments
I’ve been disappointed in the lack of quality Guitar Hero III faceplates. One of features they heavily promoted was the customization of the guitars with new interchangeable faceplates except there are only a handful of designs that are easily accessible, none of which are particularly attractive. I do believe it is time to move onto skins as a way to personalize your instrument of choice. These are my favorite Guitar Hero III skins, some of which are girly, some of which are masculine, most of which are nestled happily in between.
Angus
Purchase here : DecalGirl
Price : $14.99
Note : Nothing says rock star quite like screaming red, and the simplicity of the modern design is also quite appealing.
January 22, 2008 285 Comments
I saw an image last week on Bungie’s Weekly Update that had some serious potential. I knew I had to do something with it, but unfortunately I couldn’t come up with anything witty enough to do it justice. That is where you come in. Save my ass and create a funny caption for this picture and I will reward (one of) you for your efforts.
And I am supposed to carry two of these?
The person who creates the wittiest caption for this image will win these things :
Simply leave your submission as a comment on this article. Be sure to use a valid email address as that is how I will be contacting the winner. If you are like me, you won’t be able to think of anything on the spot but will instead come up with something positively hilarious approximately three days later. Don’t fret, enter as many times as you like until Sunday, January 27th at 11:59 pm PDT. Once comments are closed, I will handpick my favorites and let my clanmates vote on the winner (who will be announced and notified a few days later). If you have any questions, you can message me via my contact form. Otherwise, please think of something funny for me. Please?
*Image posted with permission.
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