A fellow gamer that goes by Simpsons Rule had a lot of fun comparing our stats with a new script created by Sticky Keys and TheIronChef, the same creative (and possibly bored) duo behind the script that determines how much of your life you have wasted respawning. Apparently this program said :
“Simpsons Rule > bs angel. Well if you consider a 19.3145 margin enough to be greater. We do.”
Yeah, whatever. Suffice it to say this person is now banned from my blog. Kidding. (Not really.) I’ll be the first to tell you I am a highly average player. So go compare our stats (my gamertag is “bs angel”) and tell me how much better you are than me. Perhaps I’ll be impressed. Or maybe I’ll just ban you.
Posted by -S- on January 30, 2008 at 10:45 am
Summary
WWMCD? Figure it out IX Fall0ut XI, and then continue to crush bs angel by more than the current 38.2779 points.
Wheeeeeee ban!
I regret nothing! I lived as few men dared dream!
Posted by Jim 028 on January 30, 2008 at 10:59 am
Jim 028 just scraped by with a win over bs angel by 4.6615 points.
Compare yourself to me!
Does this mean I avoid the banhammer :)
Posted by bs angel on January 30, 2008 at 11:15 am
You not only avoid the banhammer, but you are now my most favorite person ever!
*sticks tongue out at -S-
Posted by the light show on January 30, 2008 at 11:30 am
dammit! i miss out on so much :’( i can’t wait till i get outa this country! until then i gotta look at everybody else’s screenshots, share folders and stats…
Posted by Sigafoos on January 30, 2008 at 11:32 am
Sigafoos, if you would just play a tiny bit better you would not have lost to bs angel by 5.5806 points.
Hax!
You effin own me in experience and rank, and I just squeak out better in the other categories. Highest rank 18 ftl :(
Posted by Simpsons Rule on January 30, 2008 at 11:37 am
Lmao. I’m so glad you were kidding. I really couldn’t tell as I began reading that :P
Posted by -S- on January 30, 2008 at 11:50 am
@ article picture –
Custom games with BS Angel are so fun, even fragged opponents still poop sunshine
Posted by Pundarquartis on January 30, 2008 at 11:57 am
Ooh… nice… won over angel with no less than 20p… :D
Posted by Zoom on January 30, 2008 at 12:15 pm
“Summary
Time for Zoom Demon to get off the couch and let bs angel know they won by 27.3059 points.”
Please don’t ban me bs!!!
*ducks and hides*
Posted by themugglesrejct on January 30, 2008 at 12:24 pm
bs angel congratulations! You beat a n00b (themugglesrejct) by 24.3435 points.
wow…at least no banhammer! for me!
Posted by silvercube on January 30, 2008 at 12:38 pm
angel… i seldom play halo 3 these days so i am sure you are miles ahead of me : )
Posted by -S- on January 30, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Anyone else having a problem with the compare gamertag site at this time?
Posted by Tyrone Hawk on January 30, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Don’t need to check on stats, bsangel. You’re cool, he’s not. Anyone who starts a discussion with “I’m just better than you” is not a cool person.
Posted by bs angel on January 30, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Aaahhh, you are so kind. That may be the nicest comment ever.
(It’s all in good fun though, no worries.)
:)
Posted by BSB belpers on January 30, 2008 at 4:00 pm
yes… having trouble… tried 5 gamer tags and get unexpected error with gamertage one every time.
Posted by TheDonWan on January 30, 2008 at 6:41 pm
You know the first thing that popped into my head when I read this, was the fact that you climbed to a level 30 in Halo2 Big Team Battle by diving into the playlist mostly on your own.
I love telling people that.
Posted by SafePit on January 30, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Wow, if you’re average, I must just suck. You beat me by less than 1 point, 0.1943 points to be exact.
For those that had problems, just submit again, the stats site seems slow at times.
Posted by Penguinish on January 30, 2008 at 8:41 pm
wow
im about to get banned so hard, its not even going to be funny… or is it?
“Hey now you an allstar! JK Penguinish, Smashmouth’s song is about someone else. Anyway you still beat bs angel by 65.0661 points.“
Posted by Penguinish on January 30, 2008 at 8:45 pm
wait nvm, got my hopes up lol, when i went to look at it again, it didnt show all your info, so it calculated wrong, so i tried agian and got this
WWMCD? Figure it out Penguinish, and then continue to crush bs angel by more than the current 38.0172 points.
all i can say is damn.
Posted by Excardon on January 30, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Cool. Reminds me somewhat of the PvP system we had back on H2J.
Posted by bs angel on January 30, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Safepit, give me one night of playing and you will certainly inch ahead. LOL …
Penguinish, keep on retrying it until it says I am better than you. kthxbai.
:)
Posted by Venus Envy on January 30, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Venus Envy won, but will lose to bs angel very soon if he doesn’t keep it up. Deficit of only 13.4176 points.
LoL
http://www.shadyserver.com/haloscripts/compare/index.php?gamertag=Venus%20Envy
Posted by KTK8 on January 31, 2008 at 6:55 am
KTK8 > bs angel. Well if you consider a 16.3739 margin enough to be greater. We do.
* p.s. I don’t think it’s margin enough to be greater…..
Posted by Venus Envy on January 31, 2008 at 8:44 am
LMFAO KTK8 is that really how it reads?! thats delicious
Posted by tornado on January 31, 2008 at 10:57 am
hmmm.. says bs angel is infinitely better than tornado. can’t argue with that.
Posted by bs angel on January 31, 2008 at 11:15 am
Those witty little script writers. I think my favorite is that it thinks Ash is a boy. LOL …
Posted by NsU Soldier on February 1, 2008 at 3:56 am
Hooray! Apparently I beat bs angel by 26.4458 points. But I’m currently suffering from insomnia so I suppose it equals out for me in the end…
~NsU Soldier
Posted by ZXERO on February 1, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Finally got it to work on the THIRD attempt in THREE days (no joke) and this is what I get:
“Ok honestly, bs angel you are lucky because you beat ZXER0 by less than 1 point, 0.4387 points to be exact.”
Third time’s a charm?. If I had just gotten a few more frags last nite…
Posted by bs angel on February 1, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Oh man, I am barely squeaking by there ZXERO! I’m playing tonight so check it again tomorrow and I bet you’ll be ahead, lol …