Think You’re Better Than Me?

30 01 2008

A fellow gamer that goes by Simpsons Rule had a lot of fun comparing our stats with a new script created by Sticky Keys and TheIronChef, the same creative (and possibly bored) duo behind the script that determines how much of your life you have wasted respawning. Apparently this program said :

“Simpsons Rule > bs angel. Well if you consider a 19.3145 margin enough to be greater. We do.”

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Yeah, whatever. Suffice it to say this person is now banned from my blog. Kidding. (Not really.) I’ll be the first to tell you I am a highly average player. So go compare our stats (my gamertag is “bs angel”) and tell me how much better you are than me. Perhaps I’ll be impressed. Or maybe I’ll just ban you.


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29 responses to “Think You’re Better Than Me?”

30 01 2008
-S- (10:45:55) :

Summary
WWMCD? Figure it out IX Fall0ut XI, and then continue to crush bs angel by more than the current 38.2779 points.

Wheeeeeee ban!
I regret nothing! I lived as few men dared dream!

30 01 2008
Jim 028 (10:59:45) :

Jim 028 just scraped by with a win over bs angel by 4.6615 points.
Compare yourself to me!

Does this mean I avoid the banhammer :)

30 01 2008
bs angel (11:15:11) :

You not only avoid the banhammer, but you are now my most favorite person ever!

*sticks tongue out at -S-

30 01 2008
the light show (11:30:29) :

dammit! i miss out on so much :’( i can’t wait till i get outa this country! until then i gotta look at everybody else’s screenshots, share folders and stats…

30 01 2008
Sigafoos (11:32:25) :

Sigafoos, if you would just play a tiny bit better you would not have lost to bs angel by 5.5806 points.

Hax!

You effin own me in experience and rank, and I just squeak out better in the other categories. Highest rank 18 ftl :(

30 01 2008
Simpsons Rule (11:37:23) :

Lmao. I’m so glad you were kidding. I really couldn’t tell as I began reading that :P

30 01 2008
-S- (11:50:09) :

@ article picture -

Custom games with BS Angel are so fun, even fragged opponents still poop sunshine

30 01 2008
Pundarquartis (11:57:53) :

Ooh… nice… won over angel with no less than 20p… :D

30 01 2008
Zoom (12:15:05) :

“Summary
Time for Zoom Demon to get off the couch and let bs angel know they won by 27.3059 points.”

Please don’t ban me bs!!!

*ducks and hides*

30 01 2008
themugglesrejct (12:24:56) :

bs angel congratulations! You beat a n00b (themugglesrejct) by 24.3435 points.

wow…at least no banhammer! for me!

30 01 2008
silvercube (12:38:24) :

angel… i seldom play halo 3 these days so i am sure you are miles ahead of me : )

30 01 2008
-S- (14:10:57) :

Anyone else having a problem with the compare gamertag site at this time?

30 01 2008
Tyrone Hawk (14:26:38) :

Don’t need to check on stats, bsangel. You’re cool, he’s not. Anyone who starts a discussion with “I’m just better than you” is not a cool person.

30 01 2008
bs angel (14:40:47) :

Aaahhh, you are so kind. That may be the nicest comment ever.

(It’s all in good fun though, no worries.)

:)

30 01 2008
BSB belpers (16:00:46) :

yes… having trouble… tried 5 gamer tags and get unexpected error with gamertage one every time.

30 01 2008
TheDonWan (18:41:45) :

You know the first thing that popped into my head when I read this, was the fact that you climbed to a level 30 in Halo2 Big Team Battle by diving into the playlist mostly on your own.

I love telling people that.

30 01 2008
SafePit (18:48:44) :

Wow, if you’re average, I must just suck. You beat me by less than 1 point, 0.1943 points to be exact.

For those that had problems, just submit again, the stats site seems slow at times.

30 01 2008
Penguinish (20:41:24) :

wow
im about to get banned so hard, its not even going to be funny… or is it?

“Hey now you an allstar! JK Penguinish, Smashmouth’s song is about someone else. Anyway you still beat bs angel by 65.0661 points.

30 01 2008
Penguinish (20:45:38) :

wait nvm, got my hopes up lol, when i went to look at it again, it didnt show all your info, so it calculated wrong, so i tried agian and got this

WWMCD? Figure it out Penguinish, and then continue to crush bs angel by more than the current 38.0172 points.

all i can say is damn.

30 01 2008
Excardon (21:31:30) :

Cool. Reminds me somewhat of the PvP system we had back on H2J.

30 01 2008
bs angel (22:21:08) :

Safepit, give me one night of playing and you will certainly inch ahead. LOL …

Penguinish, keep on retrying it until it says I am better than you. kthxbai.

:)

30 01 2008
Venus Envy (22:31:14) :

Venus Envy won, but will lose to bs angel very soon if he doesn’t keep it up. Deficit of only 13.4176 points.

LoL

http://www.shadyserver.com/haloscripts/compare/index.php?gamertag=Venus%20Envy

31 01 2008
KTK8 (06:55:13) :

KTK8 > bs angel. Well if you consider a 16.3739 margin enough to be greater. We do.

* p.s. I don’t think it’s margin enough to be greater…..

31 01 2008
Venus Envy (08:44:57) :

LMFAO KTK8 is that really how it reads?! thats delicious

31 01 2008
tornado (10:57:12) :

hmmm.. says bs angel is infinitely better than tornado. can’t argue with that.

31 01 2008
bs angel (11:15:45) :

Those witty little script writers. I think my favorite is that it thinks Ash is a boy. LOL …

1 02 2008
NsU Soldier (03:56:41) :

Hooray! Apparently I beat bs angel by 26.4458 points. But I’m currently suffering from insomnia so I suppose it equals out for me in the end…

~NsU Soldier

1 02 2008
ZXERO (16:45:34) :

Finally got it to work on the THIRD attempt in THREE days (no joke) and this is what I get:
“Ok honestly, bs angel you are lucky because you beat ZXER0 by less than 1 point, 0.4387 points to be exact.”
Third time’s a charm?. If I had just gotten a few more frags last nite…

1 02 2008
bs angel (17:20:05) :

Oh man, I am barely squeaking by there ZXERO! I’m playing tonight so check it again tomorrow and I bet you’ll be ahead, lol …

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