My Average Spawn is Longer than Yours

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Sticky Keys and TheIronChef developed a nifty little program that calculates how much of your life you have wasted away respawning when playing Halo 3. Apparently they used a five second average respawn, which may or may not be accurate depending on how much you tend to kill your teammates. Or yourself. Neither of which I ever do.


Apparently my results are as follows :

bs angel
You’ve wasted 0 days, 8 hours, 7 mins, and 25 seconds waiting to respawn
In ranked matches, you’ve waited to respawn for: 0 days, 1 hours, 48 mins, and 45 seconds
In social matches, you’ve waited to respawn for: 0 days, 6 hours, 18 mins, and 40 seconds

You’ve caused people to waste 0 days, 11 hours, 4 mins, and 0 seconds waiting to respawn
In ranked matches, you’ve caused people to wait to respawn for: 0 days, 2 hours, 15 mins, and 45 seconds
In social matches, you’ve caused people to wait to respawn for: 0 days, 8 hours, 48 mins, and 15 seconds

Maybe accurate, maybe not. What are your results? And don’t worry, you don’t have to post them on Bungie. Just hit enter after putting in your gamertag instead of clicking the “post results on Bungie” link.

Source [halo.bungie.org]

18 Responses to this post.

  1. Posted by -S- on January 28, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    IX Fall0ut XI
    You’ve wasted 0 days, 14 hours, 29 mins, and 50 seconds waiting to respawn

    You’ve caused people to waste 1 days, 1 hours, 52 mins, and 0 seconds waiting to respawn

    Booya!

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  2. That is a great and somewhat depressing idea.

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  3. Zoom Demon
    Total wasted: 0 days, 9 hours, 34 mins, and 55 seconds
    Total caused: 0 days, 13 hours, 35 mins, and 0 seconds

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  4. Posted by SuperGirl Brig on January 28, 2008 at 7:36 pm

    SuperGirl 77
    Total wasted: 0 days, 20 hours, 0 mins, and 0 seconds
    Total caused: 0 days, 20 hours, 2 mins, and 55 seconds

    hahahahah….i love it. Caused more than I wasted.. good to know..

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  5. Sweet, I’ve wasted over half a day! This must be based on the kill / death stats.

    SafePit
    Total wasted: 0 days, 13 hours, 40 mins, and 10 seconds
    Total caused: 0 days, 13 hours, 48 mins, and 10 seconds

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  6. “You’ve wasted 0 days, 7 hours, 19 mins, and 20 seconds waiting to respawn.

    You’ve caused people to waste 0 days, 10 hours, 12 mins, and 5 seconds waiting to respawn.”

    By the way, the same people who created that script also created this one which compares two players’ statistics to see which one is best. Sorry, but:

    “Simpsons Rule > bs angel. Well if you consider a 19.3145 margin enough to be greater. We do.”

    lol, no hard feelings! The phrase is automatically generated at the end of the comparison.

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  7. Posted by bs angel on January 29, 2008 at 12:07 am

    That program hurt my feelings. *pouts

    Remind me to never write an article covering their new script. LOL …

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  9. Posted by KTK8 on January 29, 2008 at 6:37 am

    KTK8
    Total wasted: 0 days, 23 hours, 23 mins, and 10 seconds
    Total caused: 1 days, 0 hours, 39 mins, and 45 seconds

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  10. Posted by tornado on January 29, 2008 at 9:17 am

    TTL Tornado
    Total wasted: 0 days, 9 hours, 37 mins, and 40 seconds
    Total caused: 0 days, 17 hours, 6 mins, and 45 seconds

    i regret that i haven’t wasted more of my life waiting to respawn in halo 3.

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  11. Posted by Peniamina on January 29, 2008 at 9:42 am

    Peniamina
    Total wasted: 0 days, 4 hours, 25 mins, and 25 seconds
    Total caused: 0 days, 6 hours, 21 mins, and 15 seconds

    i’m just glad i caused more than wasted, if only they had one for Halo 2 i’d have weeks and weeks of respawn

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  12. Posted by Peniamina on January 29, 2008 at 9:53 am

    oh and saw the compare one

    Peniamina > bs angel. Well if you consider a 19.4339 margin enough to be greater. We do.

    [url=http://www.shadyserver.com/haloscripts/compare/index.php?gamertag=peniamina]Compare yourself to me![/url]

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  13. Posted by Peniamina on January 29, 2008 at 9:55 am

    saw the post about the compare script and

    Peniamina > bs angel. Well if you consider a 19.4339 margin enough to be greater. We do.

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  14. Posted by -S- on January 29, 2008 at 11:12 am

    Summary
    IX Fall0ut XI > Peniamina. Well if you consider a 18.8538 margin enough to be greater. We do.

    ownd.

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  15. Posted by -S- on January 29, 2008 at 11:25 am

    Summary
    WWMCD? Figure it out IX Fall0ut XI, and then continue to crush bs angel by more than the current 38.2877 points.

    lol wow this website is mean and curiously witty
    WWMCD = What Would Master Chief Do im guessing?

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  16. Posted by bs angel on January 29, 2008 at 11:35 am

    You’re FIRED!

    You people are supposed to be figuring out how much time you have spent respawning. Get back on topic!

    (I’ll post an article where all of you can tell me how much better you are than me soon. LOL …)

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  17. Posted by Venus Envy on January 30, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    Venus Envy
    Total wasted: 0 days, 9 hours, 56 mins, and 25 seconds
    Total caused: 0 days, 15 hours, 51 mins, and 35 seconds

    Nice.

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  18. Posted by L askan on February 6, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    screenshot looks familiar…hmmm…

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