My Average Spawn is Longer than Yours
January 28, 2008 18 Comments
Sticky Keys and TheIronChef developed a nifty little program that calculates how much of your life you have wasted away respawning when playing Halo 3. Apparently they used a five second average respawn, which may or may not be accurate depending on how much you tend to kill your teammates. Or yourself. Neither of which I ever do.
Apparently my results are as follows :
bs angel
You’ve wasted 0 days, 8 hours, 7 mins, and 25 seconds waiting to respawn
In ranked matches, you’ve waited to respawn for: 0 days, 1 hours, 48 mins, and 45 seconds
In social matches, you’ve waited to respawn for: 0 days, 6 hours, 18 mins, and 40 secondsYou’ve caused people to waste 0 days, 11 hours, 4 mins, and 0 seconds waiting to respawn
In ranked matches, you’ve caused people to wait to respawn for: 0 days, 2 hours, 15 mins, and 45 seconds
In social matches, you’ve caused people to wait to respawn for: 0 days, 8 hours, 48 mins, and 15 seconds
Maybe accurate, maybe not. What are your results? And don’t worry, you don’t have to post them on Bungie. Just hit enter after putting in your gamertag instead of clicking the “post results on Bungie” link.
Source [halo.bungie.org]
IX Fall0ut XI
You’ve wasted 0 days, 14 hours, 29 mins, and 50 seconds waiting to respawn
You’ve caused people to waste 1 days, 1 hours, 52 mins, and 0 seconds waiting to respawn
Booya!
That is a great and somewhat depressing idea.
Zoom Demon
Total wasted: 0 days, 9 hours, 34 mins, and 55 seconds
Total caused: 0 days, 13 hours, 35 mins, and 0 seconds
SuperGirl 77
Total wasted: 0 days, 20 hours, 0 mins, and 0 seconds
Total caused: 0 days, 20 hours, 2 mins, and 55 seconds
hahahahah….i love it. Caused more than I wasted.. good to know..
Sweet, I’ve wasted over half a day! This must be based on the kill / death stats.
SafePit
Total wasted: 0 days, 13 hours, 40 mins, and 10 seconds
Total caused: 0 days, 13 hours, 48 mins, and 10 seconds
“You’ve wasted 0 days, 7 hours, 19 mins, and 20 seconds waiting to respawn.
You’ve caused people to waste 0 days, 10 hours, 12 mins, and 5 seconds waiting to respawn.”
By the way, the same people who created that script also created this one which compares two players’ statistics to see which one is best. Sorry, but:
“Simpsons Rule > bs angel. Well if you consider a 19.3145 margin enough to be greater. We do.”
lol, no hard feelings! The phrase is automatically generated at the end of the comparison.
That program hurt my feelings. *pouts
Remind me to never write an article covering their new script. LOL …
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KTK8
Total wasted: 0 days, 23 hours, 23 mins, and 10 seconds
Total caused: 1 days, 0 hours, 39 mins, and 45 seconds
TTL Tornado
Total wasted: 0 days, 9 hours, 37 mins, and 40 seconds
Total caused: 0 days, 17 hours, 6 mins, and 45 seconds
i regret that i haven’t wasted more of my life waiting to respawn in halo 3.
Peniamina
Total wasted: 0 days, 4 hours, 25 mins, and 25 seconds
Total caused: 0 days, 6 hours, 21 mins, and 15 seconds
i’m just glad i caused more than wasted, if only they had one for Halo 2 i’d have weeks and weeks of respawn
oh and saw the compare one
Peniamina > bs angel. Well if you consider a 19.4339 margin enough to be greater. We do.
[url=http://www.shadyserver.com/haloscripts/compare/index.php?gamertag=peniamina]Compare yourself to me![/url]
saw the post about the compare script and
Peniamina > bs angel. Well if you consider a 19.4339 margin enough to be greater. We do.
Summary
IX Fall0ut XI > Peniamina. Well if you consider a 18.8538 margin enough to be greater. We do.
ownd.
Summary
WWMCD? Figure it out IX Fall0ut XI, and then continue to crush bs angel by more than the current 38.2877 points.
lol wow this website is mean and curiously witty
WWMCD = What Would Master Chief Do im guessing?
You’re FIRED!
You people are supposed to be figuring out how much time you have spent respawning. Get back on topic!
(I’ll post an article where all of you can tell me how much better you are than me soon. LOL …)
Venus Envy
Total wasted: 0 days, 9 hours, 56 mins, and 25 seconds
Total caused: 0 days, 15 hours, 51 mins, and 35 seconds
Nice.
screenshot looks familiar…hmmm…