If you see someone wielding this marshmallow assault rifle, you should look for cover. If you see someone dual wielding these bad boys, I recommend immediate retreat. The bottom barrel shoots mini marshmallows (the mini marshmallow magazine holds 12 of those confectionery treats) but you should be more worried about the top barrel. That sucker pumps out regular sized marshmallows. Oh yes, I am talking about the big ones. Luckily for you the reload time is a bit longer since it can only hold one at a time.
So why am I talking about this sweet weapon? (See what I did there? I said sweet when its ammunition is marshmallows. I am stunned by my brilliance sometimes.) ThinkGeek currently has this weapon of mass sugary destruction on sale for $14.99 (it originally goes for $39.99). Assuming I don’t buy the rest of their stock, you should head over and snag a few. Think of it this way, at least you will have some snacks on hand mid battle when you get the munchies. And I really have no idea what this marshmallow assault rifle has to do with video games. I’m just excited to score a headshot in real life. Actually I’m gonna go for the mouth shot instead.
Posted by wolfy on January 23, 2008 at 10:26 am
that looks awesome
looks more like a shotty to me
Posted by Simpsons Rule on January 23, 2008 at 10:45 am
A sweet weapon huh? Stuntmutt would be proud. :P
Posted by God on January 23, 2008 at 10:52 am
My friend got that for Christmas. I was effectively shot dead when I knocked on his door. Those things are sick nasty.
Posted by bs angel on January 23, 2008 at 11:04 am
That’s so awesome! I guess more for your friend than you but still, lol …
Posted by Sorel on January 23, 2008 at 11:49 am
Sugartacular.
Now it only needs the game sound effects.
Posted by kilaMOMjaro on January 23, 2008 at 12:09 pm
I saw these in Skymall too. =] There was one ofr regular and one for mini…hehe. Awesome!
Hey woman! I cant get e-mail conf for your forum! And you arent spam either. (the very thought!) FIX ME! =P
<3
Posted by -S- on January 23, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Not that this belongs on the marshmallow AR comment area…but yeah Angel, I can’t get an email conf for your forum either :P
Posted by Dren on January 23, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Now all you need is the preheater and chocolate injector, and ghramcracker applicator add ons to complete your smore launcher.
Dren
Posted by bs angel on January 23, 2008 at 1:01 pm
-S- and kilaMOMjaro, let me figure things out and I’ll throw both of you an email.
Posted by Venus Envy on January 23, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I would be more impressed if it actually looked like a video game weapon that shot marshmellows.. would anyone actually by this?
Posted by Zoom on January 23, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Seeing as I don’t like marshmallows to begin with, I will have no problems with using them as ammunition instead :)
Posted by Cayote on January 23, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Um isn’t that the same girl above me that doesnt’ like choclate too?
But seriously-why would you want to waste marshmallows? I love marshmallows, and omg my brain hurts-I was thinking along the same lines as Dren.
Posted by Zulu on January 28, 2008 at 11:40 am
Hahaha! I want this!
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