Saw, Not Just a Movie Anymore

Fans of the terrifyingly gory Saw movie series can expect a new thrill around Halloween of 2009, except it won’t be in the form of yet another movie. This time around it will be more interactive. Oh yes, Saw is going the video game route.

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Brash Entertainment used the Jigsaw puppet to announce that Saw, the video game, is in the works for the Xbox 360 and the PS3. I have loved this movie series since it was first released. With the films featuring various dilemmas that leave the victims fighting for survival, it certainly seems like it would make an easy transition into the video game realm. I suppose we will just have to wait and see if it is able to live up to its potential. Because I, personally, think it could be great. Could being the key word.

Source [Wired]

Sticky Avenue

If you could name the street that you are living on absolutely anything your little heart desired, what would you call it? I personally would like to live on Sticky Avenue. Unfortunately that isn’t a choice with these Halo-themed signs so I will have to settle for either Warthog Drive or Halo Circle. I guess either of those works too.

halo street signs

Purchase here : kaela’s eBay Store
Buy it now price : US $30.00

While it would be absolutely hilarious to replace your actual street sign with one of these signs, that would get you in trouble with the law so perhaps you can just put it in your front yard instead. Or on your wall. Or anywhere else you like to put signs.

Think You’re Better Than Me?

A fellow gamer that goes by Simpsons Rule had a lot of fun comparing our stats with a new script created by Sticky Keys and TheIronChef, the same creative (and possibly bored) duo behind the script that determines how much of your life you have wasted respawning. Apparently this program said :

“Simpsons Rule > bs angel. Well if you consider a 19.3145 margin enough to be greater. We do.”

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Yeah, whatever. Suffice it to say this person is now banned from my blog. Kidding. (Not really.) I’ll be the first to tell you I am a highly average player. So go compare our stats (my gamertag is “bs angel”) and tell me how much better you are than me. Perhaps I’ll be impressed. Or maybe I’ll just ban you.

Wii Remote Keychain

You can’t push the buttons on this tiny Wii remote. Plus it has absolutely no motion-sensing capabilities. But the worst thing is there are no cute little brightly colored skins to customize it with. Fortunately the one thing it does, it does well. Which is hold keys.

wii remote keychain

Purchase here : ThinkGeek
Price : $7.99
About : Made of PVC, this keychain measures c. 3 inches long x 3/4 in. wide x 1/2 in. deep.

Hopefully I’ll be better using this miniature Wii remote keychain than I am a real Wii remote. My accuracy with the real thing is simply beyond pathetic. I don’t even want to think of how long it will take me to unlock the door if I do just as bad with this one.

Void My Warranty Please

Sometimes the weirdest things will void your warranty. Did you know your Xbox 360 is not covered if it is damaged by an Act of God? From Xbox.com :

This Limited Warranty shall not apply and Microsoft has no liability under this Limited Warranty if the Xbox Product:

is damaged by Acts of God, power surge, misuse, abuse, negligence, accident, wear and tear, mishandling, misapplication, or other causes unrelated to defective materials or workmanship;

You really have to watch out for the fine print sometimes. This panty/shirt set makes that sentiment crystal clear so there is absolutely no confusion.

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i void warranties t-shirtwarranty void if removed panties

Purchase here : ThinkGeek
Price : $7.99 for one pair of panties, $9.99 – $16.99 for the shirt

As far as the panties go, sometimes voiding the warranty is worth it. I’m just saying. As for the “I’m blogging this” set, I probably am. Well, only if it’s news worthy.

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