Halo Flood-Themed T-Shirt

I did not like the Flood level in the Halo 3 campaign. I found it to be the hardest level by far and it took me several attempts to pass it. It didn’t help that I somehow missed the flamethrower as well. I definitely could have used some Flood Insurance, as this Halo-themed t-shirt advertises.

flood insurance t-shirt

Purchase here : Jinx
Price : $14.95 – $16.95
About : “I am so sick of having to deal with alien-infected space zombies. I’m minding my own business, then all of a sudden, I’m knee-deep in body parts. It’s a good thing I’m protected by my Flood insurance.”

Flood insurance, yes please. Or perhaps just an Arbiter that will actually help me. Either way.

17 Responses to Halo Flood-Themed T-Shirt

  1. wolfy says:

    that’s the best shirt ever + it made me laugh

  2. Zoom says:

    “It didn’t help that I somehow missed the flamethrower as well.”

    Wait… there was a flamethrower!? Did I miss it too?

  3. Cayote says:

    Don’t worry, I had the flamethrower, and I still needed help to get through that mess!

  4. bs angel says:

    LOL … I guess we both missed it Zoomy. My saving grace that level was stickies anyways.

  5. BlueNinja says:

    Yeah… Cortana was pretty hard the first time. I remember only dying once on my Solo Legendary playthrough, though… Knowing basically all the spawn points helps, I guess. :)

  6. Bufhimat says:

    Nice, that’s a Halo shirt I’d actually buy and wear.
    I actually used plasma rifles to battle most of the flood though. They’re the most effective against Juggernaughts (besides fire-based weapons) and they work pretty well against infected Elites too. Not to mention they provide a constant stream of fire if used correctly.

  7. oil says:

    Am I the only one wondering what weapon that is between the hammer and shotty?

  8. bs angel says:

    Rockets maybe? …

  9. Stormfury says:

    @oil:

    No you’re not. And is that the human shotty? Doesn’t look like it..

  10. well u kno says:

    its the rocket launcher and shotgun from shadowrun… dont even ask why those are on there but they are…

  11. Cindy says:

    This shirt is awesome!

  12. Zach says:

    What is the deal with those weapons? One’s an odd attempt at an assault rifle (chibi rifle?), the other two aren’t even a part of Halo.
    I hate it when they make products like this and mess something up that way.

  13. Bema J says:

    Re: odd weapons.

    Think of it this way; it’s from jinx, not bungie. therefore they have to make it look halo-ish without using copyrighted material or at the very least PRETEND it’s not trying to make money off of someone elses IP.

    Cool shirt though.

  14. johnneh says:

    I need that shirt :D

    The second last gun however doesn’t look like a shotgun, and the assault rifle is way out of proportion. Its still really good :).

  15. Andrew says:

    Dude, the shotgun and rocket launcher are from shadowrun. weird.

  16. Terry says:

    The Shadowrun weapons and the odd looking assault rifle bug me deeply.

  17. Jo Noobs says:

    i find the shotgun to be intense in halo 2 against the flood

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