Halo Flood-Themed T-Shirt

I did not like the Flood level in the Halo 3 campaign. I found it to be the hardest level by far and it took me several attempts to pass it. It didn’t help that I somehow missed the flamethrower as well. I definitely could have used some Flood Insurance, as this Halo-themed t-shirt advertises.

flood insurance t-shirt

Purchase here : Jinx
Price : $14.95 – $16.95
About : “I am so sick of having to deal with alien-infected space zombies. I’m minding my own business, then all of a sudden, I’m knee-deep in body parts. It’s a good thing I’m protected by my Flood insurance.”

Flood insurance, yes please. Or perhaps just an Arbiter that will actually help me. Either way.

17 Responses to this post.

  1. Posted by wolfy on December 27, 2007 at 8:14 am

    that’s the best shirt ever + it made me laugh

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  2. “It didn’t help that I somehow missed the flamethrower as well.”

    Wait… there was a flamethrower!? Did I miss it too?

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  3. Posted by Cayote on December 27, 2007 at 11:48 am

    Don’t worry, I had the flamethrower, and I still needed help to get through that mess!

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  4. Posted by bs angel on December 27, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    LOL … I guess we both missed it Zoomy. My saving grace that level was stickies anyways.

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  5. Posted by BlueNinja on December 27, 2007 at 4:02 pm

    Yeah… Cortana was pretty hard the first time. I remember only dying once on my Solo Legendary playthrough, though… Knowing basically all the spawn points helps, I guess. :)

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  6. Posted by Bufhimat on December 27, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    Nice, that’s a Halo shirt I’d actually buy and wear.
    I actually used plasma rifles to battle most of the flood though. They’re the most effective against Juggernaughts (besides fire-based weapons) and they work pretty well against infected Elites too. Not to mention they provide a constant stream of fire if used correctly.

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  7. Am I the only one wondering what weapon that is between the hammer and shotty?

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  8. Posted by bs angel on December 27, 2007 at 5:10 pm

    Rockets maybe? …

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  9. Posted by Stormfury on December 27, 2007 at 5:16 pm

    @oil:

    No you’re not. And is that the human shotty? Doesn’t look like it..

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  10. Posted by well u kno on December 27, 2007 at 6:52 pm

    its the rocket launcher and shotgun from shadowrun… dont even ask why those are on there but they are…

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  11. This shirt is awesome!

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  12. Posted by Zach on December 27, 2007 at 9:02 pm

    What is the deal with those weapons? One’s an odd attempt at an assault rifle (chibi rifle?), the other two aren’t even a part of Halo.
    I hate it when they make products like this and mess something up that way.

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  13. Posted by Bema J on December 28, 2007 at 3:50 am

    Re: odd weapons.

    Think of it this way; it’s from jinx, not bungie. therefore they have to make it look halo-ish without using copyrighted material or at the very least PRETEND it’s not trying to make money off of someone elses IP.

    Cool shirt though.

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  14. Posted by johnneh on December 28, 2007 at 9:09 am

    I need that shirt :D

    The second last gun however doesn’t look like a shotgun, and the assault rifle is way out of proportion. Its still really good :).

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  15. Posted by Andrew on December 28, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    Dude, the shotgun and rocket launcher are from shadowrun. weird.

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  16. Posted by Terry on December 29, 2007 at 8:06 pm

    The Shadowrun weapons and the odd looking assault rifle bug me deeply.

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  17. Posted by Jo Noobs on March 18, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    i find the shotgun to be intense in halo 2 against the flood

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