Must Know How to Make Love to the Mic

When I saw this ad on craigslist, I knew this desperate group of gamers needed my help in drawing attention to their plight. If you know of anybody that can help these not so musically inclined people (please note all candidates must be available 8pm to 3am every day and be willing to work for free), forward this ad along to them. This is our opportunity to help fellow gamers in need. The ad :

Poopstamp needs a new lead singer

Have you ever wanted to be the lead singer of a band? The underground sensation “POOPSTAMP” needs you! We’re stuck on the hard difficulty in Rock Band and need a lead singer to get us through the video game.

Lead singer must be able to: sing while really drunk, scream in a mic beautifully, dance while making love to a mic, and be able to play the game from 8pm to 3am every day.

We currently have a tour bus, our own jet, bouncers, roadies, and a manager. We need more stars to move further in the game.

This job may not pay actual money, but you do get a fake jet. That’s pretty awesome, right? And if that isn’t good enough for you, they also promise to compensate you with fame. Here’s your shot at your 15 minutes. Now go get it!