Your Health Will Never Be Depleted Again

How many times have you caught yourself on the brink of death desperately looking in every last hidden corner for a life saving health pack because you know there is a vicious creature gunning for you around the very next corner? Never have that worry again by carrying around your very own sparkly health pack.

health pack

About this adorable bag :

Silver Sparkly Naugahyde (Made in the U.S.A!), Red sparkly cross and welt. Measures 14″ W x 10″ H x 3″ D, adjustable strap from 40″ to 48″, silver buckle. Lined with cotton ticking; one internal zippered pocket.

Purchase here : Flamestitch’s Shop
Price : $85
Note : Shiny. Sparkly. Oh so pretty!


Things to pack in your new health kit (from American Red Cross) :

  • 2 absorbent compress dressings (5 x 9 inches)
  • 25 adhesive bandages (assorted sizes)
  • 1 adhesive cloth tape (10 yards x 1 inch)
  • 5 antibiotic ointment packets (approximately 1 gram)
  • 5 antiseptic wipe packets
  • 2 packets of aspirin (81 mg each)
  • 1 blanket (space blanket)
  • 1 breathing barrier (with one-way valve)
  • 1 instant cold compress
  • 2 pair of nonlatex gloves (size: large)
  • 2 hydrocortisone ointment packets (approximately 1 gram each)
  • Scissors
  • 1 roller bandage (3 inches wide)
  • 1 roller bandage (4 inches wide)
  • 5 sterile gauze pads (3 x 3 inches)
  • 5 sterile gauze pads (4 x 4 inches)
  • Oral thermometer (non-mercury/nonglass)
  • 2 triangular bandages
  • Tweezers
  • First aid instruction booklet

Now you have a real health pack! For a special fun touch, add a rectal thermometer as well.

3 Responses to this post.

  1. If I had one of these I’d probably end up with depleted help. As much as I’d feel inspired rocking the damn thing, a hooded patron of this glorious area of mine would likely stick a knife through me gut.

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  2. Posted by Blake on December 1, 2007 at 9:57 pm

    At least you could fix yourself up afterwards :)

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  3. Makes for a nice costume accessory if you are a naughty nurse.
    ^_^

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