There is always an abundance of unique and interesting video game related items for sale at eBay. This particular auction qualifies as both of those things, plus a little more for your viewing pleasure.
A PS3 Rock Band bundle along with two GH III Gibson guitars is currently up for grabs to the highest bidder. Nothing spectacular about that, right? Wrong. This bundle will be hand delivered to your door Christmas morning by a cute scantily clad blond by the name of Chloe. She is being billed as one of Santa’s helpers, although I doubt Santa’s helpers really dress like she does. It’s entirely too cold at the North Pole for an outfit like the one she is going to wear to the winner’s house.
Yes, it’s interesting that this auction is a bit different from the rest. But seriously, get her the off the freakin’ box already. What kind of shape is that game bundle going to be in by the time she is done laying on it, sitting on it, and digging her six inch stilettos into it? We already know the Rock Band guitar is a piece of shit. The rest of the instruments are going to be broke as well by the time delivery day rolls around.
Purchase here : Terrijohninc’s eBay Store
Current bid : US $208.50
Auction ends : Dec-05-07 04:35:07 PST
Features :
THIS AUCTION IS FOR THE NEW(SEALED) ROCK BAND PS3 BUNDLE (DRUMS, GUITAR, MIC) AND 2 GUITAR HERO 3 GIBSON SG TOY GUITARS. TO BE DELIVERED BY CHLOE IN PERSON ON CHRISTMAS DAY 2007 AT TIME OF YOUR CHOICE DRESSED IN PICTURED OUTFITS. THE MODEL WILL DELIVER GIFTS, GIFT WRAPPED AND AT YOUR CHOICE THEY CAN OPEN GIFTS FOR YOU. PICTURES CAN BE TAKEN WITH THE MODELS. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The seller forgot to add that the box will be a dented crumpled piece of crap by the time it reaches your door. But who’s bidding on the bundle, right?
UPDATE : This item has been relisted.
Source [theBBPS]
Posted by Silvercube on November 29, 2007 at 5:28 am
Are you sure she is not delivering Playboy the Mansion for Xbox? LOL.
I will pass on this auction. No thank you.
Poor Rock Band, its being attacked by a naughty Santa helper.
Posted by -S- on November 29, 2007 at 7:37 am
Sooo…yeah this is awkward. Does anyone else other than me find this girl NOT attractive? like at all? Her face looks weird, and also for some reason is a totally different color from the rest of her body. I think she might have been applying her makeup with a spatula.
But no, I get it, teehee girls and videogames, guys always gotta love that right? So honestly Sony has gone from lowering the price, to throwing in free Blu-ray DVD’s to, NEW! Buy things for the PS3 AND WE’LL GIVE YOU WOMEN!! PLEASE!! OH GOD JUST GIVE US A PROFIT *sobs* And come on, who is stupid enough to fall for something like this? That girl obviously has no interest in video games or the ps3, because no one has any damn interest in the ps3! tsk tsk. I’ll stick with my Halo-Chicks, thank ya – They dont need to use the holidays as an enxcuse to play and have a good time, or to ride all night.
…on mongooses. mongooses.
Posted by ResilientMonkey on November 29, 2007 at 8:44 am
I think she’s pretty, but no, I’m not bidding on it. Who the heck thinks up these things anyways?
And Angel, I’m surprise you posted this! With your hatred of Rock Band and I’m sure you’re not a fan of scantily clad women.
Posted by -S- on November 29, 2007 at 9:06 am
Aww, awwww, do you really think she’s pretty? Come on man! look at that 2nd picture, that’s probably the worst “smile” I’ve ever seen. Looks more like a snicker of evil
Posted by SuperGirl Brig on November 29, 2007 at 9:09 am
That is the stupidest thing ever.
Now..if there was an auction in which MasterChief delivers (well…*anything*) to my doorstep on Christmas (or *anytime*).. then Ebay can have the limit to my Platty Visa.
Come on MS…show ‘em that you love your female gamers!!!!!!
Posted by bs angel on November 29, 2007 at 10:27 am
Gotta love riding the mongoose all night long. ;)
I’m not a fan of Rock Band, no. I carried it simply because I found it interesting on several different levels. On the subject of scantily clad women to sell video game related items, that’s a tough one. I try to not be judgmental so I’m gonna let that one be for now! There is also one for sale for the 360, but she isn’t abusing the box so it isn’t as newsworthy in my opinion. LOL …
Posted by Bauer22 on November 29, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Ok let me check something. *Opens Pants* Ok I’m sill a man. I didn’t really think she was that “hot” as the young kids put it. Now if she was a cute brunette and was also giving me a PS3 the hells yes! I mean shes not that bad but still no.
Thing sad thing is the guy who wins this will be strumming of his own guitar. *Sexually Pun totally intended*
Posted by xmiyux on November 29, 2007 at 5:39 pm
I’m a fan of the fact the auction now specifies that they were not posing on the box you will actually receive. I’m also a fan of scantily clad women in general.
Posted by ResilientMonkey on November 29, 2007 at 6:14 pm
Sorry -S-, I wasn’t even looking at the smile :) Those legs had me hypnotized!
Posted by Penguinish on November 30, 2007 at 2:27 am
i think shes pretty cute, that, or because i find the whole blonde in a red christmas outfit sexy.
Posted by Eric on November 30, 2007 at 7:22 am
It’s cute how photoshopped her face is. Hah.
Posted by mvuakali on November 30, 2007 at 1:33 pm
I think it’s a neat idea to raise money for a charity.
Posted by bs angel on November 30, 2007 at 1:40 pm
I am big supporter of raising money for charity. I am a bit cautious with this particular one however because the charity part was added to the auction a few days after it was listed. It claims the eBay process of putting a charity on there is difficult but I have seen several auctions with that included so it makes me raise my eyebrows a bit.
Posted by CHLOE616 on December 1, 2007 at 11:40 pm
HAHA.. PHOTO SHOPPED FACE? FUNNY BUT NOT TRUE.. THIS IS FOR A CHARITY… I RECENTLY HAD TO RELIST IT BECAUSE OF SO MANY CALLS TO THE CHARITY I CHOSE ORIGINALLY.. AND HEY TO ALL YOU BAD MOUTHERS.. AT LEAST YOU GIVE TIME TO TALK ABOUT ME.. ANY PUBLICITY IS GOOD PUBLICITY… :] <3<3<3 CHLOE