When I say that I answer every email I receive, I mean that. If you are the kind soul that sent me this email yesterday, here is your response back.
From……: master cheif
Email…..: *ll*ot*ob*ns@hotmail.co.uk
Url…….:………………………………………………….
Subject…: u dumass
………………………………………………….u dummass Halo is on xbox 360! ps3 suck
I would imagine your message is a comment from an article I carried about a Master Chief figure for sale on eBay that was advertised as “MASTER CHIEF” from the hit PlayStation 3 game “HALO”.
First I would like to tell you that I am not the seller or the creator of that figure. I simply carried an article about that product because of the uniqueness of it. Many people have Master Chief figures. I don’t think anybody has one from the Playstation version of the game though. In that article, I used something that is called “sarcasm“. Since you are not familiar with that term apparently, here is the definition of it – A cutting, often ironic, form of wit intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule. This response to you may contain some examples of sarcasm as well. Perhaps you will recognize them now that you know what it means.
Second, before you go around insulting people and calling them names, you may find it useful to pull your head out of your ass and open your eyes. If you would have looked at my page before you wrote that pleasant message, you would have seen several indicators that hint towards the fact that I am indeed slightly familiar with Halo. The first clue is my picture on the upper right hand side of my page. That is actually an image of me as Cortana made by an artist friend of mine (Pavel Dolgov). Could be you don’t know enough about Halo to recognize Cortana so I will help you out and tell you that she is the female AI character in that game. Another clue is my gamercard right below my picture. My gamerscore may not be incredibly high but it is certainly respectable enough to show that I know my way around the gaming world. Plus I play that game often enough that the Halo 3 game icon is always near the front. Another obvious clue that you could have picked up on is the “Halo” section under my categories that currently has 143 articles in it. You can probably safely assume that anyone that has written 143 articles about Halo knows what platform it is available on.
Third, if you are going to call someone a “dumass”, you should probably turn your spell check on to make sure you aren’t making a “dumass” of yourself. You used that word twice, and neither time was it spelled correctly. The correct spelling is “dumb ass”. Here is a sentence as an example : You calling me a dumass when you are so clearly the dumb ass was a very dumb ass thing to do.
Oh, one more thing passionate and all knowing Halo fan. You spelled Master Chief wrong. Dumb ass.
Posted by badhobo on November 14, 2007 at 3:30 am
Feel the burn, master cheif. Feel the burn. You just got served!!!
Posted by ResilientMonkey on November 14, 2007 at 6:33 am
Major Pwnage! You go girl!
Posted by Penguinish on November 14, 2007 at 10:29 am
Wow, the nerve of some people.
Posted by bs angel on November 14, 2007 at 10:40 am
There are two ways to say something. The nice way and the rude way. I am always surprised by the amount of people that choose the rude way. While I am one of the least judgmental people you will ever meet, if you judge me so harshly without knowing anything I will judge you right back. I have little tolerance for jerks. :)
Posted by sly on November 14, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Halo sucks anyways. If you want to play a real game; then I suggest gears of war. Plus who cares about Master Chief action figures…..?
Posted by tornado on November 14, 2007 at 2:18 pm
nice touch with the message on the bag. i hope this person can find a binary translator. :)
Posted by Florence Elsley on November 14, 2007 at 2:47 pm
LMAO angel… I was working intently on something at work and decided to stop by your blog for a breather…Saw this post and almost spit out my coffee. That was total ownage! Well done :)
Posted by Crazyeye0 on November 14, 2007 at 3:14 pm
You spelled Master Chief wrong. Dumb ass.
Win.
How do you even pronounce cheif? it dosn’t even make any sence!
Posted by xmiyux on November 14, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Maybe he was thinking of a Master Chef… like Gordon Ramsay or something. :lol:
Nice post as always angel.
Posted by TTL L askan on November 14, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Couldn’t you just BxR this guy? I mean, that’s what I would have done.
;)
Posted by TTL zeuz patter on November 14, 2007 at 4:04 pm
And people still ask why we like you so much! Loved the bag pic, and the example sentence, oh, I need a new keyboard.
Posted by momohine on November 14, 2007 at 4:12 pm
The master chef comment is cracking me up!!
Nice work, angel!
Posted by -S- on November 14, 2007 at 5:13 pm
Angel ths artcle bad. U r dumass.
xoxo, master chef
Posted by bs angel on November 14, 2007 at 5:15 pm
LOL …
Go make me a sandwich Master Chef. I’m hungry.
And are you related to the lolcats? You both have the same grammar issues.
:)
Posted by Luke on November 14, 2007 at 10:12 pm
I wonder why he didnt email that to your other email account. You know this one: idontgiveashitwhatyouthink@kissmyass.com
Posted by Cartesian on November 15, 2007 at 1:22 am
Haha, touche Master Cheif! Verbal pwnage!
Posted by Th4t 0n3 6uy on November 18, 2007 at 7:41 pm
Ha ha ha… Props.
People are so ignorant.
Posted by writeitoutplease on November 19, 2007 at 7:40 am
As a response to one of the comments up there, I’d re-beat Halo 3 8 million times before going through Gears of War a second time.
And secondly, you said your gamerscore isn’t incredibly high, but it looks pretty up there to me. Mine is still under 3,000 =*(. Don’t really get a chance to work on it as much as I’d like to.