Gamer Gear for Your Baby

There must be something in the water on Valhalla because babies are popping up (and out) everywhere right now. I have several friends that either have little ones on the way or little ones that have already come out of the oven. In honor of all of them (El Burritoh, Pastor, GirlWolfie, Cleanbeats, LightSword, KALASHNICOV, and everybody else!), I have searched high and low for the cutest gaming-themed baby gear. Here are my top seven picks to deck out your new little bundle of joy.

Nooblet Infant T-Shirt
nooblet baby onesie

Purchase here : Jinx
Price : $14.95
Features :

Mommy? Where do noobs come from? The lifecycle of a noob is a complex, beautiful miracle. Fledgling noobs gestate inside small, biometric pods through a series of complicated photosynthetic processes. Once a budding noob has matured through gestation, they climb out of their pod, sit down at a PC, ask a bunch of questions that are clearly in the FAQ, and voila! The Nooblet is born!

got halo? Infant Bodysuit
got halo baby bodysuit

Purchase here : cafepress.com
Price : $10.99
Note : I would say Halo is as vital to a baby’s development as milk, yes? Available in white, pink, and blue.

iPoo Embroidered Long Sleeve Onesie
ipoo onesie


Purchase here
: BellaStyle’s shop
Price : $15
Note : Ok, this is not really gaming but it is entirely too geeky cute to not mention.

“Future Gamer” Snap Creeper
future gamer onesie

Purchase here : cafepress.com
Price : $14.99
Note : Assuming you raise your child right, this one should be appropriate. Available in white, pink, and blue.

Infant Bodysuit
guitar onesie


Purchase here
: cafepress.com
Price : $13.49
Note : Does your baby bounce rhythmically in their little bouncing baby seat? Dress ‘em like the rock stars they are! Available in white, pink, and blue.

I Love Master Chief Infant Bodysuit
i <3 master chief onesie

Purchase here : cafepress.com
Price : $14.99
Note : See if you can’t get their first word(s) to be “Master Chief”. The spouses will love that. Available in white, pink, and blue.

“This Princess Saves Herself” Infant Bodysuit
this princess saves herself onesie

Purchase here : cafepress.com
Price : $14.99
Note : Aahhh, … every baby girl needs this one! Available in white, pink, and blue.

All of these would make wonderful baby gifts for the new parents that are gamers. Or should I say the new parents that used to be gamers. Don’t worry, they start sleeping eventually.

8 Responses to Gamer Gear for Your Baby

  1. talliroxxor says:

    omg. BS, you find the best stuff! My niece and nephew-on-the-way are getting one of each. Well, accept that last one, Olivia will be getting two! lol

  2. GreyMouse says:

    That is adorable. I think the “I heart Master Chief” or the “iPOO” are my favorites. I’ve got a cousin with a kid on the way…must convince her to get at least one.

  3. xmiyux says:

    I need to find a This Princess Saves Herself shirt for my toddler. We have always talked with her about stuff like that encouraging her independent fiery nature.

    The drawback though is she isn’t much of a daddy’s girl because girl’s are so much tougher in her opinion. :lol:

  4. Silvercube says:

    Very cute indeed.

  5. mark says:

    How much for just the baby in photo #1?

    ;)

  6. Quantifier says:

    nice finds angel!

    where was this stuff when we were having our kids?!

  7. Teri Meairs says:

    I adored the long sleeve onsie!

  8. Girlwolfie says:

    OMG I just saw this! Don’t know how I missed it :( those are sooo cute, If I get lucky and have another baby I will definately be dressing him/her in those!

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