Xbox 360 Faceplates Begging to be Touched

Sometimes after a particularly long strenuous session with my Xbox 360, I will sit and cuddle with her afterwards. I stroke her face(plate) and whisper sweet nothings into her air vents. I tell her how good she was, that her performance was truly outstanding. I tell her I cherish each night spent with her and that I can’t wait for our next marathon session. My endurance when it comes to her is really quite phenomenal. I am lucky she can last just as long.

It is during those intimate moments with my Xbox 360 as I lay there caressing her that I wish she was just a little bit softer to the touch. She’s just so hard and masculine. I prefer my playthings to be feminine and pretty.

I recently found two Xbox 360 faceplates that are made out of “fur”. They are soft and fuzzy and just begging to be touched. It’s time to play dress up sweet 360.

Evolve360 Xbox360 Faceplate *Cow Fur*
cow fur faceplate

Purchase here : totalconsole.com
Price : $17.99
Features :

  • 1 x Xbox 360 faceplate. ( Snaps on and off just like your OEM faceplate. )
  • 2 x fur stickers
  • 1 x Instructions

Evolve360 Xbox360 Faceplate *Leopard Fur*
leopard fur faceplate

Purchase here : totalconsole.com
Price : $18.99
Features :

  • 1 x Xbox 360 faceplate. ( Snaps on and off just like your OEM faceplate. )
  • 2 x fur stickers
  • 1 x Instructions

Bow chicka bow wow.

5 Responses to this post.

  1. xbox 360 faceplates get furry

    Give your Xbox 360 system a retro-lounge makeover with these animal print faceplates. These snap-on replacements for the standard Xbox 360 front cover don’t just look like their mammalian counterparts, they’re velvety soft to the touch.

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  2. [...] 16), while the leopard print faceplate sells for $19 (controller cover for $17). [Total Console via Hawty McBloggy via [...]

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  3. Is it real fur, or imitation fur?

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  4. I need the leopard print face plate so badly. It truly does not get any cooler than that.

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  5. I just finished posting a blog about how I thought the XBOX 360 would be the beneficiary of all the product-recall/lead-paint news. After looking at that furry faceplate in your blog, I just have to wonder if that one is completely “safe” too. I’d sure hope so. Neat post, and neat product!

    I was contemplating how the holiday season sales of video games (as “safe” alternative to lead-paint-covered Chinese toys) may help XBOX 360 sales at Best Buy and other retailers and Microsoft too, Sony (for PS3), and Nintendo (for Wii) this year (and those companies’ stock prices). Maybe these furry faceplates will further the sales :)

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