A Spike Grenade to the Crotch

6 11 2007

One evening in Halo 3 matchmaking I was playing Assault on High Ground with a few friends. My fellow clanmates Asscan and Locomotive took the bomb in and successfully planted it. I brought up the rear, got a fabulous triple kill, and then exploded from being stuck mere seconds before the bomb detonated. Wanting to relive my moment of glory, I saved that particular film clip. What I didn’t realize before going back and watching it was where exactly I got stuck. Not only did the spike grenade give a nice meaty sound when latching onto my body, but it adhered itself in such a special place. Oh, tingly!

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Ouch. Back away from the crotch plate please. kthxbai.


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18 responses to “A Spike Grenade to the Crotch”

6 11 2007
Josh (02:21:23) :

Haha! I think we’ve all had a moment where we’ve either stuck or been stuck in the crotch :D
Humiliating to recive, hilarious to give.

As for my fileshare, I think that there are a few cool Infection map variants I created, and some interesting film clips.

6 11 2007
Silvercube (06:07:34) :

Crotchy situation.

I don’t have anything to interesting in my file share.. I think I still have Zoomie’s laser suicide in there still! : )

6 11 2007
GreyMouse (07:43:04) :

I have a picture of my friend picking up the bomb…except that with the way he’s standing and holding it, it looks like he’s pondering a coconut. Teehee.

Otherwise there’s just excessively cool team shots from a few matches. In any case, the theater option wastes so much of my time it’s ridiculous. :D

6 11 2007
ResilientMonkey (07:43:37) :

I thought gettin’ hit in the crotch didn’t hurt a girl? Hmmm… times are a changin’.

As to my file share… I think there are a bunch of campaign screenshots :)

6 11 2007
lukeshep.com » Blog Archive » Picture Time (08:00:36) :

[...] I got this idea from Hawty McBloggy’s latest post. [...]

6 11 2007
badhobo (08:15:23) :

I haven’t gotten stuck in the crotch yet. I feel so left out!

6 11 2007
Siber (09:27:45) :

“I thought gettin’ hit in the crotch didn’t hurt a girl? Hmmm… times are a changin’.”

Sure, maybe getting hit isn’t so bad. Getting stabbed with heavy curved blades and then blasted with explosives and a shower of blazing hot metal shards? That’s probably going to hurt anybody.

6 11 2007
Excardon (11:12:14) :

I’ll show you my spike grenade if you show me yours. :P

6 11 2007
bs angel (11:27:49) :

Is your’s a real one? I had to use a strap on. Plus, it looks like it made me have some gas or something.

Oops, that was slightly inappropriate.

6 11 2007
Excardon (11:54:44) :

I honestly don’t know how to respond to that with a witty comment, lol.

6 11 2007
TTL L askan (19:45:17) :

amgel won this game for us with that triple.
Clutch. Crotch. Crutch?

;)

Also, your spartan should lay off the taco bell.

6 11 2007
bs angel (19:46:43) :

Beans, beans the musical fruit. :)

7 11 2007
Cayote (00:42:02) :
7 11 2007
Cayote (00:43:30) :

Speaking of Crotch shots-is this a Rocket Launcher?
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/631/cyborgdeathshotkw9.jpg

7 11 2007
bs angel (01:20:17) :

No, he’s just happy to see us. ;)

7 11 2007
TTL L askan (15:17:38) :

Funniest thing about that picture is easily the fact that he had sniper AND rockets AND a bubble, and is still laying there dead.

oh and from earlier post, I can type, aNgel (not aMgel), smeotmies.

7 11 2007
Cunbelin (22:27:18) :

Halo has a long proud(?) history of such things.

8 11 2007

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