A Spike Grenade to the Crotch
November 6, 2007 18 Comments
One evening in Halo 3 matchmaking I was playing Assault on High Ground with a few friends. My fellow clanmates Asscan and Locomotive took the bomb in and successfully planted it. I brought up the rear, got a fabulous triple kill, and then exploded from being stuck mere seconds before the bomb detonated. Wanting to relive my moment of glory, I saved that particular film clip. What I didn’t realize before going back and watching it was where exactly I got stuck. Not only did the spike grenade give a nice meaty sound when latching onto my body, but it adhered itself in such a special place. Oh, tingly!
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Can’t see it clear enough? Here is special close up just for you.
Ouch. Back away from the crotch plate please. kthxbai.
Haha! I think we’ve all had a moment where we’ve either stuck or been stuck in the crotch :D
Humiliating to recive, hilarious to give.
As for my fileshare, I think that there are a few cool Infection map variants I created, and some interesting film clips.
Crotchy situation.
I don’t have anything to interesting in my file share.. I think I still have Zoomie’s laser suicide in there still! : )
I have a picture of my friend picking up the bomb…except that with the way he’s standing and holding it, it looks like he’s pondering a coconut. Teehee.
Otherwise there’s just excessively cool team shots from a few matches. In any case, the theater option wastes so much of my time it’s ridiculous. :D
I thought gettin’ hit in the crotch didn’t hurt a girl? Hmmm… times are a changin’.
As to my file share… I think there are a bunch of campaign screenshots :)
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I haven’t gotten stuck in the crotch yet. I feel so left out!
“I thought gettin’ hit in the crotch didn’t hurt a girl? Hmmm… times are a changin’.”
Sure, maybe getting hit isn’t so bad. Getting stabbed with heavy curved blades and then blasted with explosives and a shower of blazing hot metal shards? That’s probably going to hurt anybody.
I’ll show you my spike grenade if you show me yours. :P
Is your’s a real one? I had to use a strap on. Plus, it looks like it made me have some gas or something.
Oops, that was slightly inappropriate.
I honestly don’t know how to respond to that with a witty comment, lol.
amgel won this game for us with that triple.
Clutch. Crotch. Crutch?
;)
Also, your spartan should lay off the taco bell.
Beans, beans the musical fruit. :)
I lay down my life for Warthog:
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5417/holydeathhz1.jpg
Speaking of Crotch shots-is this a Rocket Launcher?
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/631/cyborgdeathshotkw9.jpg
No, he’s just happy to see us. ;)
Funniest thing about that picture is easily the fact that he had sniper AND rockets AND a bubble, and is still laying there dead.
oh and from earlier post, I can type, aNgel (not aMgel), smeotmies.
Halo has a long proud(?) history of such things.
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2003/stuckwj3.jpg
crotch-shot of my own…