Press Here to Turn Me On

Do you want to know the secret to turning someone on? Buy them this ring, put it on their finger, then simply press it. Voila, mission accomplished.

This ring is actually the power button from a MacBook (although I see the power button on the Xbox 360 when I look at it). Even though it has been turned into a piece of jewelry, the button can still be pushed down. Imagine how funny it would be if you bought your significant other this ring and simply pushed the button any time you were in the mood.

You : *pushes the button
Significant other : What are you doing?
You : Well, I just turned you on. You ready to do it or what?

See what I mean? Simplifies foreplay significantly. If you are looking to cut a few corners with the whole “turning on” thing, this ring can be purchased for only $5 (plus $2 shipping) at Thelovelyteaspoon’s Shop . She currently has only one for sale so if you are interested in this, click that purchase button asap. You can come back and thank me later.