Was the Master Chief armor that sold for $21,149.00 on eBay last week a bit out of your price range? If you can’t afford to spend that much on your passion that is all things Halo, then I have found the deal for you. Not only is this item Halo-themed, but it is ORIGINAL. Be the first out of your group of friends to have a toilet seat with Master Chief on it. Oh yes, you heard me correctly, a Master Chief toilet seat. I shit you not. (See what I did there?)


Knowing it has never been used should put your mind at ease a bit. I know it did mine.
Features (from the eBay page) :
- COMES WITH BRASS HINGES AND SCREWS
- IT HAS A PROTECTIVE CLEAR COAT
- YOU USE THE CHIEF IN THE BATHROOM OR HANG HIM ON THE WALL
- THE SEAT FITS THE NORMAL
- IT IS MADE FROM SOILD OAK
This coveted Halo-themed item’s current bid is $20. It closes on Sep-30-07 at 22:12:25 PDT so don’t sit too long on this one if you are interested. If you have the winning bid, you will have plenty of time to sit on it later.
Update : This item sold for US $41.00.











Posted by Ray Reece on September 29, 2007 at 10:12 am
You’ve got to be shitting me.
XD
Posted by Silvercube on September 29, 2007 at 10:34 am
lol, what next, halo diapers? ^_^
Posted by Jenna on September 29, 2007 at 11:08 am
I want to make my basement in my townhouse all halo! If their was a bathroom down here, I would so buy that. Someone has some good carving skills, I am sure if my gramps was alive still he would carve some halo stuff for me!
Posted by bs angel on September 29, 2007 at 11:23 am
I won’t lie, I actually kinda want this. How many people can say they have a Master Chief toilet? … This would look fabulous in my downstairs bathroom.
Posted by technabob on September 29, 2007 at 3:37 pm
worst halo item ever
Well, I managed to make it through the entire launch week without a single post about Halo 3. Then eBay had to ruin it all for me. I’ve finally managed to find a Halo-related story that wasn’t redundant with the mountain of coverage that…
Posted by Infininja on September 29, 2007 at 6:45 pm
Soild oak? Eww…
Posted by Waffle Deluxe on February 21, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Leaking with the Chief!