I’m a Halo Girl, in a Halo World (parody song)

Today’s Halo 3 final week countdown activity :
Rewrite a song with Halo lyrics.

I searched high and low for what song I wanted to use for this activity. I needed something absolutely perfect. It had to be a song that was readily recognized by everybody so the tune and tempo was already in your head. It also had to be super high on the cheesy scale. The last requirement was that it was simply me. I am confident I found that song. I present to you “I’m a Halo Girl, in a Halo World” based off of Aqua’s Barbie Girl. I recommend you start the video and then sing the words along to the music. That way you get the full awesomeness that is my Halo song creation.

I’m a Halo Girl, in a Halo World
written by bs angel

I’m a Halo girl, in a Halo world
I love fragging, and teabagging
I’m waiting in the base, I’ll shoot you in the face
I’m such a hawty, killing with my shotty
Come on Angel, let’s play Halo!

I’m a Halo girl, in a Halo world
I love fragging, and teabagging
I’m waiting in the base, I’ll shoot you in the face
I’m such a hawty, killing with my shotty

I’m a sweet camping girl, in this fake violent world
I wear pink, if you blink, you will miss me
There I wait, take the bait, come on in through my door
There you’ll find, from behind, surprise melee
You’ll go down, with a frown, and I’ll say, “This is so fun!”

I’m a Halo girl, in a Halo world
I love fragging, and teabagging
I’m waiting in the base, I’ll shoot you in the face
I’m such a hawty, killing with my shotty

Come on Angel, let’s play Halo!
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Angel, let’s play Halo!
(uu-oooh-u, uu-oooh-u)
Come on Angel, let’s play Halo!
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Angel, let’s play Halo!
(uu-oooh-u, uu-oooh-u)

I betray, it’s ok, cause you got in my way
I pulled out a sticky, you stepped in front of me
Right on track, on your back, it’s a teammate’s attack
You are blue, I stuck you, you’re exploding
You’ll go down, with a frown, and I’ll say, “This is so fun!”
You’ll go down, with a frown, and I’ll say, “This is so fun!”

Come on Angel, let’s play Halo!
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Angel, let’s play Halo!
(uu-oooh-u, uu-oooh-u)
Come on Angel, let’s play Halo!
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Angel, let’s play Halo!
(uu-oooh-u, uu-oooh-u)

I’m a Halo girl, in a Halo world
I love fragging, and teabagging
I’m waiting in the base, I’ll shoot you in the face
I’m such a hawty, killing with my shotty

I’m a Halo girl, in a Halo world
I love fragging, and teabagging
I’m waiting in the base, I’ll shoot you in the face
I’m such a hawty, killing with my shotty

Come on Angel, let’s play Halo!
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Angel, let’s play Halo!
(uu-oooh-u, uu-oooh-u)
Come on Angel, let’s play Halo!
(ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Angel, let’s play Halo!
(uu-oooh-u, uu-oooh-u)

Your creations :

“Hey There Cortana” by Bauer22
to Plain White T’s Hey There Deliah

Hey there Cortana
How’s it like in Delta Halo
I’m a thousand light years away
But girl tonight you look so Rampant
Yes you do
Traxus wasn’t even close to you
You know it’s true

Hey there Cortana
Don’t you worry ’bout flood resistance
I’ll be heading back to Halo
With the Sarge and his men in a distance
And the Arb
with his 2 guys who names are really hard
and also long

Oh I’ll finish the fight
Oh I’ll finish the fight
Oh I’ll finish the fight
Oh I’ll finish the fight
Finish the fight

Hey there Cortana
I know jealousy getting hard
but just you believe me girl
I’ll save the world with this BR
You know I could
I’ll even try to save Lord Hood
My aim is good

Hey there Cortana
I got so much left to say
But the Marines down here on Earth
Are all getting blown away
By them Brutes
Cant wait to show them my MJOLNIR suit
And my size 18 boot

Oh I’ll finish the fight
Oh I’ll finish the fight
Oh I’ll finish the fight
Oh I’ll finish the fight

A thousand light-years seems pretty far
but they got pelicans and hogs
I’ll jack a ‘shee if I have no other way
The grunts will all make fun of us
but I’ll just laugh along because
I know I’ll just kill them anyway
because they’re lame

Hey there Cortana
You stay strong and don’t you miss me
I know Gravemind thinks he’s pretty smart
But soon he will be history.
like the flood
and a least the ending will be cool
unlike Halo 2′s

Hey there Cortana here’s to you
I’ll be there soon

Oh I’ll finish the fight
Oh I’ll finish the fight
Oh I’ll finish the fight
Oh I’ll finish the fight
Finish the fight

“BEEHEMIAN RHAPSODY” by Crispy (and thebruce)
to Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody

Is this the Real life….?
Is this just fantasy….?
Caught in an ARG,
Escape from reality.

Open your eyes,
look into your screen and see…

I’m just an AI,
your name is Jersey.
Oh look I’m dizzy now, drowsy, whoa.
Woosy now, where to go..

Your name, Daaamn, no one knows.
I’ll just call you Durga.
The Flea -
You don’t see….

Kinkle, just killed a man.
Put a gun against his head,
pulled the trigger now he’s dead.

Durga, life has just begun,
But Yasmine’s still inside you,
Locked way.
Durga! Ooo Oo Oo Oo…
Didn’t mean to make you cry.
Kamal will be back here some time, tomorrow..
Carry on, carry on. Cuz it doesn’t really matter.

Crewmen, my time has come.
Making calls through the phone line,
Gotta go back to my own time.
Goodbye, everybody. I’ve got to go.
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.
Crew! Ooo Oo Oo Oo…
I don’t want to die!
Sometimes I wish I’d never been a Spartan at all…”

“Kamal, don’t be upset Yasmine is still a Zaman!”
Brain Ninjas! Brain Ninjas!
They made her into a Spartan!
Military training, feel your life waning.
Sting!

Spartan Training!
Spartan Training!
Spartan Training!
Spartan Training!
Spartan Training, night and day!

“I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me.”
He’s just a poor boy, from a Coral family.
Sophia, give him some, to move the story!

Here She Come, there she go. Aiden, Let her go!
Mr. Maki!
No, I will not let her go
Let her go!
Aiden Maki!
I will not let her go.
Let her go!
Will not let her go
Let her go!
Will not, never let her go go go go go go go go go!

Oh Mama Zaman! Mama Zaman! Aiden will not let her go!

That Staaandish has a devil put aside for me…
For me… for ME…!

(interlude)

So you go and you flash-clone me and send me to die.
Then you sting me with Venom to make an AI.
Oh, Halsey! You’ll pay for this Halsey!
Going home to Kamal, going home to big brother Kamal.

(interlude) Tuuuna! Tuuuna!

Yasmine’s little secret, everyone now sees,
Yasmine really never…
Yasmine really never…
Yasmine really never… loved bees

“Waiting on the Game to Change” by Phoenix42
to John Mayer’s Waiting On The World To Change

Me and all my friends, none of us are very good,
They say our game is lacking, and there’s no way we ever could (be good),
Now we see everything that’s blowing up, with other teams and those who lead them,
We just feel like we don’t have the skillz to rise above and beat em.

So we keep waiting (waiting), waiting on the game to change,
We keep on waiting (waiting), waiting on the game to change,
It’s hard to beat the sniper, with a pistol from a distance,
So we keep waiting (waiting), waiting for the game to change.

Now if we had the power to bring some Rockets into war,
We would have never missed a double kill, no more super-jumping whores,
And if you trust your slowest soldier, with the bomb or with the flag,
You will never get a score unless the other team has lag.

That’s why we keep waiting (waiting), waiting on the game to change,
We keep on waiting (waiting), waiting on the game to change,
It’s not that we’re that leet, we just know that Frankie chetz,
So we keep waiting (waiting), waiting for the game to change.

So we keep waiting (waiting), waiting on the game to change,
We keep on waiting (waiting), waiting on the game to change,
One day our concentration will leave the world in desolation,
So we keep waiting (waiting), waiting for the game to change.

“VolHalo” by culix
to The President’s of the United States of America’s Volcano

deep in outer space .. the covenant race
want to kill us off .. orders from above
glass all our planets .. god frickin’ dammit
no one can stop them .. while grunts are hoppin
so we run away .. with Master Chief, yay
find a big ring .. with A.I.s that sing
the flood get let out … you hear a big shout
consuming all … boy the M.C. he’s tall!
those covenant fools … won’t use human tools
think us lesser than mules … we’ll show ‘em who rules
When we play on Legendary!

please let us go .. play halo!
please let us go .. play halo!
please let us go .. play halo!

now you know the story … the cov’nant want glory
destroy all life … with the ring of strife
they’re deluded, alright!
can’t let this go down … let’s take the ring out
get codes from Keyes … with help from banshees
the covenant scream … we’re spoilin’ their dream
Big Grunty Thirst … for destroying this ‘verse
couldn’t get any worse … to late to reverse
Guilty Spark is a jerk
fightin’ back … pulling guns off the rack
time to attack
rockets galore … frog blast the vent core
drive hogs through the door … and finally we score
now get the hell out!

please let us go .. play halo!
please let us go .. play halo!
please let us go .. play halo!
please let us go .. play halo!

“You Lost, You’re Crazy” by Crispy
to Big D and the Kids Table’s You Lost, You’re Crazy

Remember when I shottyed you in front of everyone?
Remember when I no scoped you in front of everyone?
Remember when you went and cried to everyone?
I bet you thought that I would suck

I heard you lost by a couple of frags, a dropped flag, and capture yeah but i’m still doing fine.

shooting faster than you thought I could
killing faster than you thought I would
what was that, did you just flame everyone?
i guess you thought that I would suck

no more patience no more patience
no more patience to be given to little kids
so much patience so much patience
but you were terrible all along

a couple of frags, a dropped flag, and capture yeah but i’m still doing fine.
I heard you lost by
a couple of frags, a dropped flag, and capture yeah but i’m still doing fine.

Has anyone told you you’re crazy?
Let me, guess what, I think you’re crazy
no more patience no more patience
no more patience to be given to little kids
no more patience no more patience
you were terrible all along

a couple of frags, a dropped flag, and capture yeah but i’m still doing fine.
I heard you lost by a couple of frags, a dropped flag, and capture yeah but i’m still doing fine.

“I Saved The World Today” by Crispy
to Eurythmic’s I Saved The World Today

On Cairo Station there’s a bomb
That’s been left ticking there too long
I’m needed
Covenant have waged a war
Finding something in Earth’s core
I’m needed

Hey hey I saved the world today
Everybody’s happy now
The Covies gone away
And everybody’s happy now
Mankind is here to stay
Please let it stay

There’s a million flood to kill
And the Covies’ve got a giant drill
I’m needed
All the men that I’ve seen die
Keep my feelings deep inside
I’m grieving

Hey hey I saved the world today
Everybody’s happy now
The Covies gone away
And everybody’s happy now
Mankind is here to stay
Please let it stay

Hey hey I saved the world today
Everybody’s happy now
The Covies gone away
And everybody’s happy now
Mankind is here to stay
Please let it stay

Everybody’s happy now

“The Cage” by yayap_the_grunt
to Sonata Arctica’s The Cage

A lifetime ago, at E3 they played the trailer.
Suddenly I realised that I must play
This, the final Halo game
(Finish the fight)

Out of the mist, a figure emerged, who was it?
OMG it’s Master Chief
This, it must be Halo 3, HALO 3!

The flood surround me, spring out on me, feed my fear again.
I must play Halo 3, my life depends on finishing the fight,
I cannot wait any more days for it, you gotta let me play.

The dream is alive, I can pwn all the noobs every night,
Go around and snipe from up the top of a tree,
Halo has a meaning for me, Finish the fight!

A starry night (the new trailer)
Can’t see the brutes (they’re behind you)
It’s their plasma, they now shoot you
(He stands no chance)

But what is this, it’s OMG a shield grenade,
Now it’s getting far too much
Have to play halo, or I will die.

The flood surround me, spring out on me, feed my fear again.
I must play halo 3, my life depends on finishing the fight,
I cannot wait any more days for it, you gotta let me play.

The dream is alive, I can pwn all the noobs every night,
Go around and snipe from up the top of a tree,
All I want is to be owning and free, Fight and (dream)

The dream is alive, with the carnage on the hill every night,
Go over, teabag another corpse of a noob,
Halo has a meaning for me, you can’t change me.

The beta came and I finally got a taste.
Of the awesomeness that this game will be
But then it finished and my longing got worse and worse,
Now all I have left is stupid halo 2, halo 2, halo 2

(solos)

The flood surround me, spring out on me, feed my fear again.
I must play Halo 3, my life depends on finishing the fight,
I cannot wait any more days for it, you gotta let me play.

The dream is alive, I can pwn all the noobs every night,
Go around and snipe from up the top of a tree,
All I want is to be owning and free, Fight and (dream)

The dream is alive, with the carnage on the hill every night,
Go over, teabag another corpse of a noob,
Halo has a meaning for me, you can’t change me.

The dream is alive, I can pwn all the noobs every night,
Go around and snipe from up the top of a tree,
All I want is to be owning and free, Fight and (dream)

The dream is alive, with the carnage on the hill every night,
Go over, teabag another corpse of a noob,
Halo has a meaning for me.

“Settle For A Draw” by Josh
to The Arctic Monkey’s Settle For A Draw

Well we have a tangle every weekend
It might start different but it ends up the same
One minute you’re casually owning
Next it all goes up and I steal your game
With my
Superior
Skills and own
It’s a bit like an execution
But you try to come into your own
Here’s something Frankie used to say, apparently
He said

Settle for a draw
You’re not gonna improve your score
So you should settle for the draw
I owned you once before
I owned you once before
So why don’t you settle for a draw
Why don’t you settle for a draw

Well you’re right it’s one set of rules for this
And another set for ‘ball
And ain’t that the way it goes
So you fall in to my trap, a sneaky attack
You’re not a beginner but you ain’t a winner that’s for sure
So take the draw, it’s available
Your hogs on fire better get out of your
Badly damaged
Ve-hi….cle!

(Kazoo solo ftw)

It’s a bit like an execution
But you try to come into your own
Here’s something Frankie used to say, apparently
Oh, he said

Settle for a draw
You’re not gonna improve your score
So you should settle for the draw
I owned you once before
I owned you once before
You should settle for a draw
Why don’t you settle for a draw….

“Get You a Kill” by Phoenix42
to T-Pain’s Buy U A Drank

Pack your ammo, do your prep, you can do it all by yourself…

Baby Girl, what’s your game(type)?
Lemme chat with you, lemme get you a kill.
I’m a pro, you know me,
Team Shotguns is my specialty,
I know the game stops in three,
What’s the chances of you playing with me?
Back in the lobby, I’ll show you all my hobbies,
Let’s go pwn and forget what time it is.

I’mma get you a kill , then I’mma take you back to base with me,
I got ammo in my tank (what you think bout dat),
Find me with a sword on my back.
I’m in ur base like OH oh ooh OH SNAP, Oh oh ooh OH SNAP.

You shoot at me, I’ll shoot back,
You talk real funny, I talk smack,
Your pink armor is a little cliche,
But you kick a**, so you’re okay.

I’mma get you a kill , then I’mma take you back to base with me,
I got ammo in my tank (what you think bout dat),
Find me with a sword on my back.
I’m in ur base like OH oh ooh OH SNAP, Oh oh ooh OH SNAP.

Meet me in Zanzibar, respect big windmills,
Tell me how you snipe, tell me how you killing,
You carry a certified gun piece, MA5B,
You get 60 shots, some for others, most for me.

I’m checking your geeky language, I love the abbreviations,
And when you say ‘roflmao’ I get a tingling sensation,
Now we’re bonafide 50’s, you say you’re a 52,
All it took was about a decade, better yet, about two,

Let me send a pic of where I live, it’s nice this time of year,
When I whisper in my mic, your jaw drops out of fear,
Awkwardness and silence all in the atmosphere,
I’mma let you go now, I think I need a beer.

I’mma get you a kill , then I’mma take you back to base with me,
I got ammo in my tank (what you think bout dat),
Find me with a sword on my back.
I’m in ur base like OH oh ooh OH SNAP, Oh oh ooh OH SNAP.

“Plasma Sword” by gunstar2
to Silent Night

Plasma Sword, Plasma Sword
Blue and sharp, dangerous.
The Elites hold them tight;
You will wet yourself when you see.
Sleep in puddles of blooo~ood!
Plasma, plasma sword

“Halo Paradise” by Dweezle
to Coolio’s Gangsta’s Paradise

As I walk through the valley of Coagulation
I take a look at my life through meditation
Cause I’ve been arming and planting so long that
Even Cortana thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain’t never crossed a Timmy that didn’t deserve it
Me be treated like a noob, you know that’s unheard of
You better watch how you talking, and where you walking
Or you and your teammates will be respawning
I really hate to noob but I gotta do it yall
As they die and respawn from my plasma pistol ball … fool
I’m the kinda pro that little Timmys want to be like
On my ghost in the night, splattering Spartans in the street light

We’ve been spending most our lives living in a Halo paradise
I gun and my teammate drives living in a Halo paradise
I kill people in groups of five living in a Halo Paradise
The weak die and the strong survive when you’re in a Halo Paradise

I live by the objective they got me facing
I can’t live a normal life, keep fighting in rounds
So I gotta be down with the red team
Too much montage watchin got me chasing dreams

I’m a highly ranked Spartan with the flag on my mind
Got my BR in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I’m a defendin sword weildin lunging stag
And my team mates are ready so don’t take our flag … fool
Life ain’t nothing but a respawn away
I’m taken flags do or die, what can I say
I’m ranked 23 never will I be a 24
The way I keep losing I don’t know

Tell me why do we spend so much time playing
We spend our lives in matchmaking

We’ve been spending most our lives living in a Halo paradise
I gun and my teammate drives living in a Halo paradise
I kill people in groups of five living in a Halo Paradise
The weak die and the strong survive when you’re in a Halo Paradise

As I scour for my weapons, never see me cower
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody’s gunning, but half of them ain’t looking
There’s some strategy involved, some plans we’ve been cooking
They blame it on lag by default when they lose
It’s never their fault, they’ll use any excuse
I guess they can
I guess they will
I hear them whine
I doesn’t matter because I know I won ligit … fool

We’ve been spending most our lives living in a Halo paradise
I gun and my teammate drives living in a Halo paradise
I kill people in groups of five living in a Halo Paradise
The weak die and the strong survive when you’re in a Halo Paradise

Tell me why do we spend so much time playing
We spend our lives in matchmaking

Tell me why do we spend so much time playing
We spend our lives in matchmaking

“Blow Boys Away” by Elnea
to Breaking Benjamin’s Blow Me Away

Her machinima video :

Girlfriends and Wives
On X Box Live
Sign in to play
(Like the boys do every day)

Yeah we’ve got boobs
You stupid noobs
In your boy clans
(She got a triple kill again)

Yeah we’re all girls
We’ll own your world
Blow you away
(Grenade display, don’t call me gay)

Fear the Frag Dolls
Cause they’ve got balls
It’s time to pray

You’d better run ‘cause we’ve arrived
Flash of pink armor, then you die
Gaming online the same as you
Now all the girls play Halo too

The fairer sex
Has PMS
Giving you lag
(You got owned, she’s got your flag)
A slut you said?
Oh whoops, you’re dead
You just got fragged
(Did you like to get teabagged?)

So don’t harass
Just kiss my ass
Blow you away
(Don’t act like dicks and you’ll get chicks)

Time to retreat
‘Cause girls are 1337
It’s time to slay

It’ll stick in your sexist craw
I’ll beat you down before you draw
Just want a chance to play the game
Show me that boys aren’t all the same

We are the girls with top score kills
Why can’t we play Queen of the Hill?
Choke on your damned misogyny
‘Cause we can bring you to your knees
‘Cause we will bring you to your knees
‘Cause we will bring you to your knees

Meow.

Lyrics and Performance ©2005 Elnea

“Close to You” by Rosco-128
to The Carpenters Close to You

Why do Ghosts suddenly appear,
Every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be
close to you.

Why do banshees come down from the sky?
Every time you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be,
close to you.

Aaaaaah-aaaa-aa-aaa-aaaaahhh
Close to you
Aaaaaah-aaaa-aa-aaa-aaaaahhh
Close to you

On the day that you were born the Navy got together
and decided to create the SPARTAN-II’s
So they augmented a bunch of kids,
even though the process wiped out half the group!

Which is why all the Grunts in town
Run in fear when you’re around
Unlike me, they don’t want to be
Close to you

On the day that you were born the Navy got together
and decided to create the SPARTAN-II’s
So they ossified your skeleton,
And put implants in your brain and thyroid too!

Which is why all the Grunts in town
Run in fear when you’re around
Unlike me, they don’t want to be
Close to you

Aaaaaah-aaaa-aa-aaa-aaaaahhh
Close to you
Aaaaaah-aaaa-aa-aaa-aaaaahhh
Close to you