Have you ever wished you could control your significant other with a simple click of a remote? Imagine you could get your husband to stop belching and farting by pressing just one button. Think about if all it took to get your wife to calm down was holding the pause button for a few seconds. Sound good? If so you may be interested in a new product available at npw.co.uk. For approximately $5.50, you can be the proud owner of either a Control A Man remote control or a Control A Woman remote control. At such a low price you can rest assured this is a novelty product. Can you imagine how much a product that could really do these things would cost?
Control A Woman Controller
Control A Man Controller
Where is the “Get the hell off the 360, it’s my turn to play” button?
Posted by silvercube on September 10, 2007 at 6:21 am
well at least the man controller has ‘chocolate” yummy!
lol get off my 360….
what a strange device….
Posted by GadgetMuse on September 10, 2007 at 9:55 am
i’m going to need a “get off the computer it’s my turn to surf” button too. and i can make do without the flowers button. they make me sneeze anyway.
Posted by Excardon on September 10, 2007 at 10:31 am
Thank goodness those remotes don’t work on “High Definition Men” (or HDMs) like myself.
You can tell they don’t because you would have been able to turn my ego off as I was writing this. :P
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Posted by DethPwn's Attack of the Lawlz on January 21, 2009 at 7:18 pm
First!
Posted by Waffle Deluxe on February 21, 2009 at 6:21 pm
To the left, to the left.