Top Five SplitReason Gamer T-Shirts

I recently found an awesome geek and gamer gear site called SplitReason. The geek attracted me to it, the gamer made me stay. I was surprised at the gems I found there. I’m pretty sure I will be buying the store out in the near future so if you want a shot at any of these things, I suggest you act quickly. Here are my top five favorite gamer shirts they are currently offering, which just happen to be appropriate for both males and females (I’m not sure where their selection of pinks shirts are, they should work on that).

STUCK T-SHIRT

Purchase here : SplitReason
Price : $18.95
Note : Is this shirt not completely and totally bad ass? There is nothing better than planting a sticky right on someone’s visor where all they see is a bright blue glow on their screen. That makes me laugh each and every time. Second best stick would be when you aiming for an opponent ahead of you but it lands on your buddies back right in front of you. Priceless!

BANG THINGS T-SHIRT

Purchase here : SplitReason
Price : $17.95
Note : Who doesn’t like to bang things? Talk about a good time. If fact, I am going to go bang something right now. It’s called my head. Against this wall. For making the lamest joke ever.

RESPAWN T-SHIRT

Purchase here : SplitReason
Price : $17.95
Note : I only thought it was appropriate that I include this shirt as this is where I spend most of my gaming time. And for some reason it is always for more than 10 seconds. I need to stop playing bodyguard. You people don’t appreciate my services anyways. Bastards.

I HEAR IDIOTS T-SHIRT

Purchase here : SplitReason
Price : $17.95
Note : Dude, you aren’t kidding. Finally, a shirt that speaks the truth and only the truth. I wish to pay tribute to all the idiotic randoms that I play against on an almost nightly basis. This one’s for you.

HELL NO T-SHIRT

Purchase here : SplitReason
Price : $18.95
Note : If I was a kitty, this would be me. You don’t get a no, you get a HELL NO. Then you get a shotty to the face. Then you get CPR. Cause that’s the way I roll.

Be sure to check out their complete gallery. I had a tough time narrowing down my list to only five. They really have a great selection there. Time to shop!