There are many components needed to host a successful LAN. Plenty of television sets. Enough consoles to go around. A network hub. A nice game selection. A MyFountain. Wait, a MyFountain isn’t on your list of must haves for throwing a LAN? It’s time to revise your list and add this nifty gadget I found. Having one of these is now a requirement for any LAN I attend. You may consider it indulgent, but I consider it a necessity.
The MyFountain is the first fully automated robotic beverage maker. This gadget allows you to touch place your order on a LCD screen, and then not only will it make it for you but it will also clean itself up afterwards. If you are thinking of replacing your wife with this machine, scratch that thought right now. It may make some fancy drinks but it has no bedroom capabilities. +1 for the wives.
A small refrigerator is attached that can hold up to 12 types of alcohol and mixers. (It also has a water-line link and a carbon-dioxide cartridge.) The sky is the limit as far as what it will make. You can enter any drink recipe you can think of and have it readily available on the LCD screen. It even has a Internet-linked Windows XP computer on it (where you enter your recipes) so parents can put restrictions on it if there are children present.
This is what I would like loaded on it when I attend my next LAN. Hey, this is the way I roll. *shrugs
- Lemon Drop
- Cosmopolitan
- Appletini
- Seabreeze
- Sex on the Beach
- Mojito
You can purchase this amazing gadget from digital beverages for $2,575. Better order it now so it is ready by the time I get into town for the next LAN. kthxbai.
appletini! hahaha “MMMMMMMM you can really taste the apples” J.D. from Scrubs.
Only 2,575 dollars! XD