It’s a fact of life, some people use Xbox Live to hit on the chicks. The same tired pick-up lines get old after a while though. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day” and “Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love” will get you nowhere with the gamer girls. If you want to impress the females playing Halo, might I suggest some more subject appropriate phrases?
These are all original Halo-inspired pick-up lines I lovingly handcrafted myself. One of the keys of success with using lines is originality. If the girl has heard it before, it probably won’t work. So rest assured these haven’t been used yet and therefore increase your chances of scoring. You can come back and thank me after you are done getting some virtual action.
Top 10 Halo Pick-Up Lines
I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.
This is one of those sickingly cutesy lines. Very sweet and at least there is a zero chance you will get slapped.
Do you need a Magnum because I’ve got one right here for you. In my pants.
If you are going to use this line, you better have something large to back it up. You whip out something that does the damage of a H2 needler and there is going to be disappointment. The ladies want the long barrel.
As soon as I came near you, the announcer said “unfreakinbelievable” and I would tend to agree.
Another one that won’t be taken offensively. You will have a better chance of this line bringing success if you are actually on a killing spree. The ladies love a man with some serious skills.
Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb.
This one is likely to get a cheesy response but inside she will be giggling. It may help if you say it kinda gangster. Da BOMB yo!
With the weapons I just need to hit “X” to pick them up. Does that work for you as well?
Very straight forward and your intentions are clear. If she shoots you down, make sure there is at least a power weapon close by. That way you can use the same technique on the rockets to make yourself feel a little better. Hey, at least you scored something.
You are impressed with how I handle my sniper? You should see what I can do with the weapon I pack under my armor.
You may be able to sell it, but make sure you can follow through as well. If the girls want your package, you better have a 10 star delivery.
I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode.
You may get hit with this one. You may also get lucky with it as well. Make sure you are good enough to back this one up on the slight chance your offer is accepted. You don’t just want to just bring her shields down, you want the bomb detonated explosion.
*eyeing the breast plate* I am a master dual wielder. Mind if I give those a go?
If you use this one, be sure to stand near a dual wieldable weapon. That way if she starts to raise her arm like she is going to hit you, you can back up and shout, “I was talking about that plasma rifle right there! Geez!”
I was following the indicator of where to score and it brought me to you.
This one is direct and to the point without being horribly offensive. If she gets upset just tell her you are new to the game, don’t know the map, and thought you were supposed to follow the icons.
I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?
This is a hilariously cheeky one. Use it on the girl who is defending the base to maximize your chances. Just watch out for a shotgun blast to the face as you come sneaking in. Access is not always granted.
*Disclaimer : These won’t really work. Good luck trying though.
Posted by Josh on August 6, 2007 at 3:51 am
Made me rofl.
Funniest one: “Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb.”
Posted by BCamper on August 7, 2009 at 9:32 am
“is there any tread left… or is it equivalent to throwing a hotdog down a hallway”
ROFL
Posted by Lachy on September 12, 2009 at 4:57 pm
“You must be the Ark, because your ass is out of this world!”
Posted by Bema J on August 6, 2007 at 6:05 am
Haha,fantastic.
Now, if only they worked :(
Posted by OMGwtfROFLlolz on July 14, 2009 at 7:19 am
Wow, I’m going to use the auto-aim one on my girlfriend. She knows I’m a Halo freak, so we’ll have a good ROFL. Lol she actually wants me to teach her to play shooting games haha
Posted by BCamper on August 7, 2009 at 9:28 am
yeah my GF wanted me to teach her too…. i tried…..all she did was run away from me…and she had rockets lol
Posted by Excardon on August 6, 2007 at 7:27 am
Hahaha. Good stuff.
Luckily I can say I did not have to resort to any of these when I met my wife. I’m quite cheesy enough without aid. :P
Posted by coaks on August 6, 2007 at 7:46 am
“You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.” – Anchorman
Posted by Confused on August 6, 2007 at 7:52 am
I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode
Best. One. Ever.
I should try that…
Oh lord I’ll never get laid again. =p
Posted by mongoose1 on August 6, 2007 at 7:59 am
Too funny!
Posted by Andres Echevarria on August 6, 2007 at 8:13 am
Halo obsessed humor – you gotta love it.
Posted by Andy K on August 6, 2007 at 8:30 am
I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode
Ha Ha, but more like
I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and I’M guaranteed to explode lol
Posted by agdTinMan on August 6, 2007 at 8:41 am
“You sure do have a nice ass…
….ault rifle.”
Posted by writeitoutplease on August 6, 2007 at 8:55 am
The “auto-aim” and “hit ‘x’” ones are so funny that I’m going to use them………..even on girls that don’t play video games and only know of those glowing circular things on top of angels’ heads.
Posted by Morpheus on August 6, 2007 at 9:41 am
That auto-aim one is so sweet….
Posted by mongoose1 on August 6, 2007 at 10:44 am
BTW, this would be hysterical in Barrens chat (WoW).
Best they seem to do atm is say things like, “are you a girl? I never see girls playing horde.” Not very imaginative.
Posted by Ray Reece on August 6, 2007 at 10:45 am
These are pretty funny… and pretty sad. Actually, anything that reminds me of my now ex-girlfriend is kinda depressing… I’m not blaming you, it’s not my fault everything reminds me of her.
*sigh*
-Ray
Posted by Stuicide on August 6, 2007 at 11:01 am
I don’t know what gets in you sometime….
Posted by XMixMasterX on August 6, 2007 at 11:03 am
I can back it up – now can you?
Posted by Alekat on August 6, 2007 at 11:14 am
Thanks for trying to add some wit to our otherwise dull and horny timmie’s vocab =).
“Care to come ride my warthog? Let’s see how you handle the gun turret.”
I dunno what came over me…
Posted by bs angel on August 6, 2007 at 11:29 am
See? They’re pretty fun to come up with, aren’t they?!
@ Stu – Don’t act surprised! You are fully aware of the extent of my weirdness.
Posted by TTL zeuz patter on August 6, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Good choices Angel, I wonder why they dont work on real life! I guess that answers other questions doesn`t it.
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Posted by Stuicide on August 6, 2007 at 3:12 pm
I set that comment up for a joke. No one got it.
Your hubby…
TA DAAAA…
Ok, I’ll go back to work now.
Posted by forchilli on August 6, 2007 at 3:37 pm
ha. interesting, but ive never heard these said on XBL.
maybe the jokes on me. ehh.
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Posted by Unr3alChi3f on August 6, 2007 at 3:50 pm
LOL NICE!!!
Posted by iTeamKill on August 6, 2007 at 4:06 pm
“i would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?”
I’m pretty sure that one would just get you betrayed…fast.
Posted by X Spoot X on August 6, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Hey Unreal, don’t I know you?
Posted by Kyle on August 6, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Wow. Absolutely hilarious
Posted by moyanna on August 6, 2007 at 4:23 pm
I’m laughing my… off!!
Posted by Avid on August 6, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Damn Angel, Nice blog post. Good way to Pwn digg…
Unique blogpost are where its at.
Keep it up..
PAX BABYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Posted by Gary on August 6, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Awesome:)
Posted by Juan on August 6, 2007 at 4:47 pm
@agdTinMan – Ass…ult rifle is funny too
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Posted by Unr3alChi3f on August 6, 2007 at 5:37 pm
@X Spoot X
maybe…. let me check my friends list lol
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Posted by TTL Fate on August 6, 2007 at 5:57 pm
I’m definitely going to use these in Chicago. I lost it when you mentioned, “You may get hit for this one.”
Great stuff angel.
WoW? Halo man, Halo. All the cool kids are doing it.
Posted by Steve on August 6, 2007 at 6:17 pm
“I think you’re pretty, I like you’re hair; here’s a beer… Are you ready yet?”
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LOL….best pick-up line for gamers yet
http://www.cafepress.com/soulfulngifted/2982362
Posted by Ash on August 6, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Hahahah this is amazing.
Posted by ROFLCOPTER! on August 6, 2007 at 7:41 pm
This article is hilarious because it implies that halo fans talk to girls…
Posted by Captain Raspberry on August 6, 2007 at 7:49 pm
I gave these a shot, actually. Just on players. I didn’t bother to check to see if they were female or not.
I got shot every time, but I had a good laugh.
Posted by rooz. on August 6, 2007 at 8:11 pm
…I am so going to use one of these when I see my girlfriend again.
Posted by Isa on August 6, 2007 at 8:36 pm
I just thought about something: that would work in a LaserQuest game! Ahahahahaha.
Posted by Talli on August 6, 2007 at 9:13 pm
You’re my fucking hero, BS. <3
Posted by bs angel on August 6, 2007 at 9:15 pm
Oh no, you are going to use these lines on me, aren’t you Talli?! You evil woman you.
<3
Posted by smilingchaos on August 6, 2007 at 9:33 pm
if only i played halo.
-love smiley
Posted by live tv on August 6, 2007 at 9:43 pm
“Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb.”
You messed that one up, it should have been:
“Are we playing Assault? Because I’d storm your beach”
Posted by Silvercube on August 6, 2007 at 9:56 pm
Omg so many comments! Weeee!!
lol
i would never say these to any girls.. im not a flirt..
and im certainly not looking for any virtual ’scoring” lmao
but it was quite an enjoyable article.
“You turn me on like my 360″ LOL XD
Posted by Fezzer on August 6, 2007 at 10:05 pm
HOLY CRAP! :-o
I gotta use one of those on my wife sometime.
You are quite creative angel.
Keep these articles coming!
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I wish the pic was bigger.
Posted by aleph on August 7, 2007 at 1:29 am
“Hey babe, mind if I unify my index with your core?”
Posted by Bexxie on August 7, 2007 at 1:53 am
I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.
LAWL!
Would definately work on me!
:)
Posted by TPA Nightmare on August 7, 2007 at 1:56 am
lol, thats great. Good stuff angel! xD
Posted by teh sexy on August 7, 2007 at 2:15 am
The whole pursuit is fruitless. Who’s seriously going to try to hook up with a girl 3,000 miles away?
Forget about hitting on virtual chicks in a virtual world. The only girls I want to hook up with are the ones that I can find on voteboob (google it).
Posted by Peter117 on August 7, 2007 at 2:22 am
Thanks for the tips; now I know where I was going wrong when i was flirting with girls in halo previously…
:p
Posted by fable on August 7, 2007 at 2:34 am
Lol. Hilarious. Great article! I’ll see if any of those lines work on my wife later… ;)
Steve
Posted by harrison on August 7, 2007 at 3:42 am
haha =) so awesome!
Posted by intunericul on August 7, 2007 at 4:01 am
Awesome man, awesome… jerked me a laughing tear….
Posted by OcR Envy on August 7, 2007 at 5:05 am
Wasn’t I surprised to see Angels blog getting dugg :)
http://www.digg.com/xbox_360/Top_10_Halo_Pick_Up_Lines
Posted by chrisfiore5 on August 7, 2007 at 5:05 am
In the ever so confusing world of boy meets girl, boy wants to impress girl, boy opens mouth and inserts foot… these are priceless.
peace.
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Posted by kidal25 on August 7, 2007 at 5:53 am
thats great stuff. it’s still sad that people have to use this though. are there really chicks that play halo 2 online?
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Posted by Ankit on August 7, 2007 at 6:38 am
roflamo .. !! :D :D :D :D :D :D
Posted by kashifalvi on August 7, 2007 at 7:09 am
i would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear…???
would it work on u …???
Posted by maliha11 on August 7, 2007 at 7:12 am
hahaha, a pick line should be with some class not offensive, that surely doesn’t show that the guy is interested in me but in something else. how rude.
Posted by Mandmsarecol on August 7, 2007 at 7:44 am
Wow, that is really, really, really funny! I am still laughing! :lol:
Posted by prtndwhr on August 7, 2007 at 7:49 am
I think the worst one i got when was playing was….
“Are you wearing pants!?!”
smooth.
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Posted by Mara on August 7, 2007 at 8:32 am
These are much better than most lines that I have encountered. Not saying they would work but they would be good for a laugh.
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girl gamers? please send one to me!
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Posted by jeremy on August 7, 2007 at 9:49 am
wow. you sir deserve the awkward pick-up line crown much more than I. Well done.
Posted by Steve on August 7, 2007 at 10:45 am
Get real – and a life. When was the last time you went outside?
Posted by diatribal on August 7, 2007 at 10:45 am
I must say, ALL of those are better than the ever present, “Dude! It’s a girl! You’re playing a giril!”
Nothing gets the homefires burning like that!
Posted by bs angel on August 7, 2007 at 10:54 am
@ Steve – Uuummm, … That would have been when I saw your mom. Which was last night.
Posted by Phoenix on August 7, 2007 at 11:50 am
Those were freakishly funny. :P
Posted by Monkey on August 7, 2007 at 12:06 pm
I like 3 and 5. They might actually work on me.
Posted by Jessica Lynn on August 7, 2007 at 12:41 pm
What you guys have GOT to remember is that you’ve gotta use a pick-up line suitable for the type of girl you wanna pick up. For instance, most of the girls that would respond to pick-up lines like the second one, really aren’t worth your time. Personally, one and three are the only really good ones…but hey, I’m just a girl, what do I know?
-Jessica lynn
Posted by Smurfa on August 7, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Phoenix: Agreed :P
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Posted by GnaM on August 7, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Haha, Very clever! The “auto-aim” on is the best, I think.
Posted by Quantifier on August 7, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Funny article angel – and for the record, i saw Stu taking notes
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Posted by bs angel on August 7, 2007 at 1:14 pm
@ Quantifier
I am actually scared to play Halo again with any of my friends that read this article. Particularly Coag mutli objective. Stay away!!
Posted by Levine on August 7, 2007 at 1:28 pm
What button do I have to press to board you?
Posted by sparkle1977 on August 7, 2007 at 2:05 pm
LOL!! That was funny!
Posted by Dennis on August 7, 2007 at 2:29 pm
lol so goood, i’ll try them out even though i have a g/f.
Posted by Sarah on August 7, 2007 at 2:29 pm
“I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.”
Definitely the best of the bunch, it’s clever and doesn’t make the girl feel like a piece of meat
Posted by Obi on August 7, 2007 at 3:10 pm
hilarious! very original!
Posted by anime14 on August 7, 2007 at 3:22 pm
That was hilarious. My friends luv 2 play and halo on XBL!!! One my friends even has a “girl-friend” on that game. I wonder if he uses those lines. Keep up the good work chick!!!
Posted by Ryou on August 7, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Ha! I love it~! That’s so funny!
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Posted by ven on August 7, 2007 at 7:08 pm
hahahah! this is so funny. im am soo sending this to my boyfriend! :D
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Posted by BITE ME788 on August 7, 2007 at 8:19 pm
Ahhh-haha Funny!
I would never fall for any of those if someone used them on me but I would be laughing as I shot the hell out of um’ lol.
Add me :) BITE ME788
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ZOMG I AM TOTALLY HUMPING YOUR FACE
Posted by Noddegamra on August 8, 2007 at 3:45 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Some great chat up lines! Very imaginative. lol
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Posted by Toxic Tears on August 8, 2007 at 9:51 am
*shakes head* what has this world come to…
*shakes head again* …oh world… is this why your going to explode yourself in 2012?! Can you even wait that long XD
Posted by brockhenderson on August 8, 2007 at 10:37 am
LOFLMAO
My favorite was the “should I enter from the front or the rear”.
Excellent, absolutely excellent.
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Posted by Mentality on August 8, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Best post yet! I want to watch someone using some of these lines in a game.
Posted by Josie on August 10, 2007 at 12:57 pm
hahahaha this is freeeakin awesome. the FUNNIEST one was the one about dual wielding. the description haha. but yea the best was the assault. he he
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Posted by romain on August 12, 2007 at 5:25 am
fantastic!!
Posted by Nathan on August 12, 2007 at 9:25 am
so i took the liberty of making the first one into a picture you can send someone
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/2377/halopickuphx9.jpg
enjoy
Posted by NidadiN on August 13, 2007 at 8:50 am
haha these are hilarious, but so stupid lmao
thank god no one’s used any of those on me hahaha
Posted by Avid on August 14, 2007 at 10:10 am
Hey Angel,
I highly suggest you throw some Google ads up.
They suck unless you get a huge traffic spike, and I know you got thousands of hits from this post.
Its well worth it, i use google ads to generate money to buy stuff for giveaways..
later buddy..
- chris
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Posted by Sarah K on August 20, 2007 at 6:42 pm
Haha, I love those. If i guy used them on me, they might just get some. No joke
Posted by jason on August 20, 2007 at 7:10 pm
hahahaaa some great ones here!
fantastic pick up lines
Posted by Free Software on September 1, 2007 at 11:16 am
Great lines
Did you try any of them with a girl ? hahah
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Posted by Terry on September 1, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Very funny. Nice pick up lines. If they do work, do i get a prize?
Posted by thecanvasgrey on September 4, 2007 at 6:49 pm
I can see why your blog is a hit! You are extremely witty and smart! Can’t wait to see more! Sincerely, Shallow Halo
Posted by SeaChelle on September 7, 2007 at 7:59 pm
So great…sad thing is Red is going to try them now!!!
Posted by Manictastic on September 9, 2007 at 12:56 am
Never knew Halo was such a “violent” game :)
Posted by TTL L askan on September 17, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Tonight I’m bringing these back. In Game.
Posted by unonomous on October 10, 2007 at 4:08 pm
(if she grabs the bomb say) Loosen ur grip on those balls cos they may be mine l8r ;)
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Posted by D'Juan on November 28, 2007 at 6:50 pm
“Do you need a Magnum because I’ve got one right here for you. In my pants.”
STOLEN! This is a mandatory pick-up line if I ever heard one! :D
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Posted by snh7 on January 8, 2008 at 5:23 am
awesome!
Posted by ct on March 28, 2008 at 8:44 pm
hey, your pretty enough to ride on my Man Cannon!
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‘Want to see what I REALLY melee with?’
Posted by Seth on April 23, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Or: nice MJOLNIR, want to…?
Posted by chase on May 19, 2008 at 7:32 pm
im like a plasma grenad one im one u im not comin off
Posted by billdebeast on December 19, 2008 at 12:35 pm
i never meet any girl gamers :(
Posted by Nida on January 17, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Hilarious. I wouldn’t even be offended if a guy tried any of these on me, they’re that great xD
btw, I’m working on getting 53,595 zombie kills =P
Posted by Waffle Deluxe on February 21, 2009 at 4:30 pm
I know I’m the bomb but what are you?
Posted by G4M3SL4Y3R on April 16, 2009 at 2:01 pm
awesome, i actually like the one about the auto-aim and the assault-bomb one, the other ones are kind of too messed up lawl :P
Posted by Xissae on June 9, 2009 at 4:15 pm
xD
These made me laugh.
“With the weapons I just need to hit “X” to pick them up. Does that work for you as well?”
And
“*eyeing the breast plate* I am a master dual wielder. Mind if I give those a go?” (When it failed and he mentioned the dual weapons)
Would do it for me. They’d make me laugh so hard. The second one of these two was my ultimate favorite, but, again, only when it failed, I shot him, and he mentioned the weapons.
:D
But I’m a screwed up woman, so… hmmm…
The auto-aim was pretty cute, too. But, if someone said that to me online, I’d beat him down. xD
Posted by Olletta Spring on July 8, 2009 at 10:46 am
aha These Are Pretty Funnyy =]
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ROFL x
CookiiMonster
Posted by ween14 on July 21, 2009 at 1:04 am
haha too funny, I feel for the guy’s that actually have to use them.