This Wii is Good Enough to Eat

Playing with your Wii is incredibly fun. Playing with your friend’s Wii is a mighty fine experience as well. Having a Wii in your mouth and savoring the delicious taste as it melts on your tongue is only something we could dream about. Until now.

In Wired Magazine Issue 15.08, there is a “How To Bake a Wii Cake” article. Unfortunately for all of us it looks tremendously better than it tastes. Apparently it is meant for viewing only as the taste is not too great. In my opinion, if you are going to call something a cake, it should be absolutely delicious and sinfully sweet. I am also slightly confused on why the controller is not size proportionate to the console. In fact that whole cake looks too large to be accurate. Those statements may have revealed a little more of my geekiness than I wanted publicly known. Never mind.

Don’t bother reading the directions on how to make this cake. They are nowhere detailed enough to actually make the final product. You can’t eat it, you can’t follow the guide to make it, thank goodness this cake at least looks good. If she would have decorated it with a pink skin, it would have been even better. Then I wouldn’t have even cared that it tasted like cardboard.