She really is. She’s a great ride. I could ride her all day long. And all night too. In fact, I usually do.
I love “your mom” jokes. Some people get horrendously offended by them; I am not one of those individuals. “Your mom” jokes are my favorite to say and my favorite to hear. They never get old. I don’t take them personally, nor do I mean them personally. You will hear me saying them on a regular basis, especially if I happen to have a little bit of alcohol in my system. Then they will come out even more freely.
A friend of mine (thanks Stu!) said I should get this shirt. So I did.
My Other Ride is Your Mom – SnorgTees.com – $16.95
Warning : The following story is rated “M” for your mom Mature.
One of my favorite Xbox Live moments revolves around the whole “your mom” humor. One evening we were having entirely too much fun. We were winning, we were drinking, we were laughing, we were having a grand ol’ time. We were playing Big Team Battle and a game on Containment loaded up. We saw someone with the gamertag “YourMomsDildo” on the other team, who also had a friend playing under their guest account. We shared a few laughs about that and proceeded to whoop them. We threw the “your mom” jokes back and forth through the first handful of minutes. Then someone on my team said, “Hey, I just killed YourMomsDildo’s best friend” (i.e. the guest). I responded, with “Dude, I’m pretty sure that was your mom.” Everybody just started cracking up and our hysterics continued through the rest of the game. Just thinking about it makes me laugh!
Never mind. Maybe you had to be there.
Kinda like your mom was.
Aaahhh come on, you knew that was coming.
Posted by Stuicide on July 18, 2007 at 12:09 pm
I can’t wait til you get the shirt and get some pics with it.
Just like I did with your mom.
Posted by themoviereport on July 18, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Very silly…but it made me laugh. :)
Posted by tornado on July 18, 2007 at 12:44 pm
there aren’t many things funnier than a female cracking “your mom” jokes… and angel’s one of the best (male or female). :D
Posted by Ray Reece on July 18, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Lol… some of the guys I play Halo 2 with have some weird names, which sound really funny when they kill you:
a Dildo (You were stuck by a Dildo) lol
YourMom (You were beat down by your mom)
Jesus (You were sniped by Jesus)
AIDS (You’ve been killed by AIDS)
Personally, when I play, my name is .
Yes, that’s right, nothing but a blank space, that way the game says “You were sniped by ”
It’s pretty funny to see the other player’s frustration!
-Ray
Posted by bs angel on July 18, 2007 at 1:08 pm
LOL … Nice Ray.
Stu, I ordered it while on vacation hoping it would get here before I leave this weekend for the LAN. We’ll see.
+1 for you for the joke by the way. But with the negative points my mom gave you for the other night, you still end up behind. Keep trying dude.
Posted by Stuicide on July 18, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Touche.
How’s your sister?
Posted by bs angel on July 18, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Hopefully not reading this. LOL …
Posted by Excardon on July 19, 2007 at 7:25 am
Haha, what’s funnier is that you would think that a dude should be wearing a shirt like that. Of course, that woman could be into that sort of thing.
Also, the woman in the picture wearing the t-shirt could also be a mom. That could equal to some hot mom on mom action.
Posted by Quantifier on July 20, 2007 at 3:48 pm
i love “your mom” jokes – have you seen the MTV show “yo mama”?
Some of those kids got some dang funny ones
Posted by Olivia on August 3, 2007 at 11:26 am
I love yo momma jokes too!! Here are some of my favorite ones:
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma’s so fat, her drivers license says, ” Picture continued on other side.
You should totally come check out this new site, http://yomomma.tv/ – you can battle other people with your yo momma jokes and even tell them how whack their jokes are.
Posted by Urmom on September 20, 2007 at 9:28 pm
lol urmom
Posted by Waffle Deluxe on February 21, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Yeah well Your Father’s Wife!