A simple “Halo videos” search on www.youtube.com yields approximately 45,400 results. Needless to say, many people have tried their hand at creating entertaining Halo machinima and videos. Some are better than others. These are my top three favorite Halo videos.
#3 – Don’t Make us Kick Your Ass by futuristic sex robotz
About futuristic sex robotz (from www.futuristicsexrobotz.com/) :
Founded by Coaxke and PC Speaker during a Keystone Ice induced drunken haze in late 2004, Futuristic Sex Robotz is the one and only Gangster Nerd Rap group. Futuristic Sex Robotz dishes out the cold, hard truth with skill and creativity unlike anything the internet has seen before.
This video is very catchy. Every time after watching it I find myself singing it the rest of the day. Great song, great beat, great lines, extremely entertaining!
The line you will repeat the most – “like you spent every round lookin’ at Bea Arthur nudes”
*Warning – Mature Content
#2 – Talking Smack Over Xbox Live : An Educational Video by FirebOrn of RAWR Productions
This video is hilarious and extremely well done. If you envy those trashtalking jerks on Xbox Live and want to be just like them, this video is for you. No matter how many times I watch it, it makes me laugh each and every time.
The line you will repeat the most : Drink your Ovaltine, bitch!
*Warning – Mature Content
#1 – Halo Music Video Hell by HollywoodHalo
About HollywoodHalo (from www.halogrid.com/) :
a machinima clan devoted to making Halo movies that is looking to be recognized as a Halo machinima production group
This video beyond funny. Overall, it is put together extremely well. The editing, camera angles, timing, everything is top notch. The start is slow. Stick in there for the first 45 seconds and it will be well worth it.
The best part : way too many to list!
Did I miss your favorite Halo video? Feel free to tell me which one you love as a comment. Perhaps I haven’t seen it!
Posted by Tortacular on June 1, 2007 at 10:20 am
#2 is one of my favorite pieces of video period. I have it bookmarked so I can watch it whenever I want. Awesome stuff.
Posted by bsangel on June 1, 2007 at 10:21 am
I agree. I debated between the placement of the first and second choice for quite some time. The “public service announcement” one is so well done overall. The whole tone of the video is just priceless.
Posted by L askan on June 1, 2007 at 10:37 am
So none of your favorite videos are montages?
Posted by bsangel on June 1, 2007 at 10:54 am
I am not a big montage watcher. I have watched a few but mainly enjoy the entertaining videos. If you have any favorite montages though, I’ll take the links because I’ll watch anything Halo related. Plus it’s nice to pick up little pointers from watching actual gameplay. I do enjoy watching the MLG tv series.
Posted by orcishmiscreant on June 3, 2007 at 7:37 pm
I had the “Don’t Make us Kick Your Ass” song stuck in my head for a week after watching it. Gangster Nerd Rap? Priceless.
Posted by NJAsmodeus on June 4, 2007 at 5:26 pm
The underage teens were my favorite. The fly girls always crack me up.
Posted by Josh on August 2, 2007 at 4:05 am
Best line in the second: “Ho-ho! Owndizzled!”
Posted by Waffle Deluxe on February 21, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Sound of Halo 3 is good listening