My Secret Life as a Female Gamer

I am a gamer.

I am not a male. I am not a teenager. I am not on the verge of a killing spree. At least not in real life. On the virtual battlefield, well that is a different story.

How do you know I am a gamer?

  • If I hear an awesome guitar riff on the radio the first thing I think is, “I could rock this song on expert mode in Guitar Hero”.
  • This shirt is the most well worn one in my closet.
  • When watching a pack of animals strategically hunting their prey on a recent episode of Planet Earth, I immediately revised it into a Halo offensive maneuver.
  • I can devise DDR dances to songs on the radio while I am cooking dinner.
  • I wonder why my achievements in real life don’t come with a point value.

I just finished cleaning the bathroom!

WTF?! Only 20 points for that, even with all that urine around the toilet?!

I am 31 year old married woman with three children. By day, I wear several hats. I clean, I cook, I do laundry, I volunteer in my children’s classrooms, I do everything a proper woman and wife should do. By night however, nobody from real life would recognize me. I am too busy pwning noobs.

This blog will show my life as a gamer. My experiences, my reviews of games, my favorite gamer comics, the gaming events I attend, anything and everything gaming that strikes my fancy. Why don’t you join me? I promise you will have more fun playing with me than you do playing with yourself.

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22 Responses to this post.

  1. Welcome to the world of blogging =) Always nice to have more gamers around, especially casual gamers =)

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  2. Posted by Fezzer on May 19, 2007 at 11:26 am

    Always a pleasure to game with you bs.

    Games really do become a part of everyday experiences. I’m always catching myself thinking about strategies in Halo when I should be taking notes in class!

    You are a lady of many talents. I hope you never get tired of wearing the gamer hat.

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  3. You rock! I love the fact that you think cleaning the bathroom should unlock achievements! I wholeheartedly agree! Not enough achievements IRL – Your blog is great! Nicely written and wonderful with the pictures! Can’t be all boring text – always have to look at the pictures!
    Keep up the awesome work!

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  4. I love it!

    I heard some songs on the radio the other day that made me start thinking about the buttons on Guitar Hero.

    You’re not only a gamer, you’re a leader, a friend, a camper, and so much more.

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  5. W00t for the gamer mom.

    I know I’m still going to be a gamer when I’m 30.
    Maybe my girlfriend (wife by then, hopefully) will be one, too…
    We shall see.

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  6. You’re the best angel!

    But I’m still going to match your gamerscore.

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  7. Posted by Quantifier on May 25, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    Hey angel, just wanted to stop by, say ‘Hi” and lend my support. I look forward to following your blog!

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  8. Posted by Cayote on June 22, 2007 at 10:44 pm

    I love you bs! I have loved reading your blog tonight!

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  9. Just thought I’d post a comment on your first bloggie article.
    You are doing a wonderful job angel : )

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  10. Did you ever think when you wrote this article that fifteen months later you would have reached three million hits.
    I wish i could say I was here from the beginning, I wasn’t but I have enjoyed your writings, and your team chat, so much I will definitely be here for the next three million.
    Congratulations on this blog, and all the best for your future work.

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  11. Posted by bs angel on September 5, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    You found my very first post!

    No, I never thought things would turn out the way they have. When I started this site, I didn’t have any goals other than to have fun. Sometimes I think this blog has a mind of its own and is following a destined path and I’m just along for the ride. I have loved every second of it, and I’m just thankful other people have as well.

    :)

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  12. Posted by AmX15 on December 23, 2008 at 7:28 am

    I love following your blog.

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  13. Posted by davyboy94 on December 26, 2008 at 8:05 pm

    FIRST POST! crap im a year late -_-

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  14. Posted by Waffle Deluxe on February 21, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    Haha my attempt to get one more post for my chance at the Mythic Map Pack

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  15. Posted by GeneralCupcakes on February 21, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    Clean litter box, toilets, sinks, and mirrors!

    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

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  16. Posted by Waffle Deluxe on February 21, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    Say What?

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  17. Posted by Deadlock on February 21, 2009 at 10:42 pm

    Oh my god, I found teh first post! Win!

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  18. Always interesting to see how a person started off. Like many others, for me your site has become the next interwebs stop after Bungle.net. Keep it up!

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    • Posted by bs angel on July 6, 2009 at 1:01 pm

      Aaawww, thanks!!

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      • Posted by GeneralCupcakes on August 1, 2009 at 8:09 pm

        OMG First. oh wait, people all ready found it, oh wait i found it again. nvm.

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  19. Posted by Don A K Bab on September 18, 2009 at 4:12 am

    Strangely enough I’ve been watching planet earth this week and as the crocs jump out of the water at the Wildebeest a wave of anger rushed over me as I thought “That’s not fair, they’re camping by the spawn point”.

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    • Posted by bs angel on September 18, 2009 at 8:55 am

      I’m pretty sure we could write an entire strategy guide based off of episodes of that show!

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